Comical Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Odd communist jokes. Would you rather eat horse dung or pig dung? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 pig. higher chance of getting tapeworm. Would you rather read odd Harry Potter Fanfiction about Snape's tapeworm named Trevor who eventually gets together with the giant squid because Snape is totally in love with someone else.. Or would you rather gouge your eyes out with a plastic spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Fan fiction, because I can always fake-read it. Would you rather set your computer on fire or set your bathroom on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Set my bathroom on fire, not like it's very flammable. Would you rather never post in TIF again or never play a videogame again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Never post on TIF. Would you rather eat 3 scoops of goat vomit ice ream or break your femur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Break your femur. It heals right? Would you rather have ice-cream of chocolate. If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Null because it doesn't make any sense... unless "of" is actually "or", in that case chocolate. Would you rather be mugged by a super-intelligent goat or a midget clown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterlite Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Super-intelligent goat. Would you rather be extreeeemely cold, or extreeeemely hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Extreeeemely cold, I hate sweating. Would you rather have to use glasses or braces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterlite Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Glasses. Would you rather be dumped into battery acid or lava? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Lava. Would you rather be only able to go to /b/ for the rest of your life or only go to TIF for the rest of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Well, since I hate /b/, I'll go with TIF. Would you rather lose a finger from your right hand or a foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I'd rather lose my pinky, they're useless anyway. Would you rather have a mouse that dies and turns back on randomly when you use it, or a functional mouse with a virus-infested computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Mouse. I can always buy a new one. Would you rather have a gift card for iTunes or a present? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I'd rather have a future, but a present is fine too. Would you rather be Stalin or Mao? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Stalin, who cares what people think of you if they're cowering in fear? Would you rather have a phone that has minute battery life, or a gaming system that overheats after 5 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Phone. I can always buy a new one for cheaper than a gaming system, especially if it's a Tracfone. Would you rather live in Shanghai (PRC) or Taipei (ROC)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 anywhere is fine as long as I get to eat good good ice cream. Would you rather be a slave to a kitty or a slave to a vampire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 A kitty, that way I can overthrow her evil reign using my trusty laser pointer. Would you rather step on a thumbtack or a crab? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 A crab, cause I can kill that. Would you rather only be able to speak binary for the rest of your life or eat vomit from a goat that has AIDS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 speak binary. Would you rather be forced to go through pregnancy, or get your family jewels crushed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Pregnancy, I'm all for having kids. Would you rather get hit by a car or a charging giraffe? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 car. would you rather abort a child that was conceived during a rape, knowing full well that if the child was left to grow that it would turn out to be [developmentally delayed]ed and sickly and have a miserable life* or would you keep it? *this is all hypothetical.. as [developmentally delayed]ed people are usually happier than normal people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 That's a rhetorical question. Keep it then eat it Would you rather be forced to bet your life savings on Liechtenstein winning in a game Liechtenstein vs. Brazil, or be forced into extreme bondage with Goonstalf's profile picture while having your life savings forcibly taken from you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 goon's profile pic. also some people choose to keep babies rather than abort no matter the conception. Would you rather see comical naked or be forced into extreme bondage with Goonstalf's profile picture while having your life savings forcibly taken from you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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