cheesecake..

 

Would you rather force someone to play with a cat, or be forced to play with a cat?

Be forced to play with a cat.

 

Would you rather be a tree, or a rock?

a rock.

 

Would you rather be stolen or steal someone?

I would rather steal.

 

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Cat.

 

Would you rather eat a cat, or a dog?

Probably cat. Would you rather write a DBQ or a literary criticism essay?

DBQ.

 

Would you rather be a Roman Primus Pilus, or a Spartan?

Roman. They had a more advanced society overall.

 

Would you rather.. have this keyboard or this mouse?

That keyboard. I'm pro and know where my keys are.

 

Would you rather do a Maths exam or an English exam?

Depends on what the English exam was. If it's an essay, I'd do math. If it's multiple choice, then english.

 

Firefox vs Opera?

To be fair, I've never tried Opera. I've always just used FF.

 

Would you rather live without the internet, or live without a sense of smell?

I'd honestly go without smell (although smell and taste are linked, let's just assume it's magic and I retain my taste).

 

(: or (= ?

(= is more cute.

 

Would you rather paint your room Blue or Red?

Blue

 

Would you rather have a shell like a hermit crab, or antlers like a reindeer?

Shell. Antlers are annoying.

 

Would you rather have your picture become a forced meme for years on end or get mad cow disease?

Become a forced meme.

 

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life, or have terrible teeth?

Terrible teeth. I can always fix them.

 

Would you rather fgsfds or watisthisidonteven

fgsfds

 

Would you rather play Portal 2, or S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2?

Assuming I had a computer which could even run them, because I know mine won't be able to, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2.

 

Would you rather meet C'thulhu or Zalgo?

C'thulhu. Zalgo just wishes he could be a Lovecraft creation.

 

Would you rather facedesk into pizza, or ice cream?

Ice cream.

 

Would you rather join the Falador Tavern or die of boredom.

Die of boredom.

 

Would you rather be killed by a bear or be severely injured by rocks?

Injured by rocks.

 

Would you rather run over someone's dog and feel really bad about it, or crash your car into a pole and have to pay enormous bills to fix it?

Hit that dog; i'd get over it :)

 

Would you rather pole dance bare naked in front of your grandparents, or have sex with your dad? :thumbsup:

pole dance... >_> wouldn't anyone... ??? I mean... the other option.. is... well... would you?

 

Would you rather watch cubewarrior1 poledancing infront of his grandparents, or him/her having sex with his/her dad? :ohnoes: