Wierd teachers

[Aijiru]

There's a place for all the histories you have about strange or wierd teachers, btw most of us are returning to class soon so let's do the moment a bit more fun for anyone :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I once had a geography teacher who just came into the class, sitted down and stayed here looking at the air, while all the pupils were screaming :P She was a bit strange... when we were going to do a test, she used to pick someone and told them to go to the cafe and bring her some popcorns or a cocacola (no matter that you couldn't eat on classes) And she sometimes said things like "Whales are protected fishies!" or "Thats because the water of the sea is cold and hot at the same time"

[Uula]

What does that teacher smoke :-k

 

 

 

We have a teacher that is like.. Obsessed with flowers... It's a little creepy at times :ohnoes:

[Riku3220]

my english teacher is a bit.... well lets just say he's odd...

 

 

 

apparently he was shot in his finger with a bebe gun at age 10 and he still has it in his finger.... he coaches a tennis team, he can juggle, and he humiliated a girl in class 2 weeks ago.

 

 

 

fun teacher he is \

 

 

 

also my homeroom teacher can play the ukilaili(sp?) and he inveted a song called turkey murder :lol:

[knives669]

I knew a teacher that would smoke with the kids at lunch.

 

 

 

One of my teachers came in on the first day of school with a migraine... and she was taking some painkillers for it that made her loooooooooopy. She goes, "We're supposed to do work today... But, I have this terrible migraine... so.... We're not." Then she proceeded to lie down on her desk and start counting the tiles on the cieling.

 

 

 

My English teacher last year was insane. She would tell us one day we were going to have a test the next day... and we never got around to having the test. :lol: We used to have dancing competitions in her class.

[wakka102]

god, why cant I go to a normal school!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

I'm stuck in this friggin 12,000$ a year prep school.

 

 

 

My english teacher is awesome. He raises his voice at random times during lectures for no reason at all and his lectures are usually just total rants about something lol. He'll rant about one little topic and continue to repeat himself and yell out randomly lol. Its kinda scarey the first couple of classes but you get use to it and then its pretty intertaining and it holds your attention :lol: .

[mad4u689]

I'm hoping to be a math teacher - one of those really weird quirky ones :D The one who is such a character and students talk about after class, like "Why is Miss Mad so obsessed with math?? What a dork... then again, that lesson today was kind of cool" , and then come to for advice about random things like relationships after school :D

[deloriagod]

My 7th grade math teacher used to teach us spanish during class.. I guess I got a head start there..

 

 

 

My 8th grade tech teacher used to make fun of his students.. Then he didn't care if they made fun of him.. That class was always a lot of fun..

 

 

 

My 9th grade algebra teacher used to talk to herself during class and sometimes refused to use her normal voice (or would just yell instead of speaking normally).

 

 

 

My 10th grade computer applications teacher lets us throw a ball around to decide who answers the next question.. I'm always afraid someone is gonna throw it took hard and I'm going to have a huge [wagon] monitor on my head :-#

 

 

 

 

 

I guess I'm in a wierd school system.. Ah well, I'd hate to go to a school where everyone was normal.. :

[007007008plp]

My science teacher kept a bottle of gin in her bag. Someone found it when she went out the room and she was sacked.

 

 

 

She also had the most disturbing arm pit hair.

[knives669]

god, why cant I go to a normal school!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

I'm stuck in this friggin 12,000$ a year prep school.

 

 

 

My english teacher is awesome. He raises his voice at random times during lectures for no reason at all and his lectures are usually just total rants about something lol. He'll rant about one little topic and continue to repeat himself and yell out randomly lol. Its kinda scarey the first couple of classes but you get use to it and then its pretty intertaining and it holds your attention :lol: .

 

 

 

My health teacher would often raise his voice at random times during lectures as well. :D I found it quite unsettling... especially when I was daydreaming in class. :P This same teacher also had a lazy eye. He would yell at one student but look at another... :ohnoes: It was scary.

[AznElliot518]

I had a biology teacher and I swear he was a stoner.

[Pete_the_Viscous]

I had an English teacher who, while being quite an ordinary teacher most of the time, started getting stressed when we had to move to a different classroom at the end of the year, and started getting angry really easilly. One day the class was being particularly rowdy, and he was sitting at the front, getting more and more annoyed. I think I was perhaps the only person paying attention. Anyway, it suddenly dawned on people that his voice was saying (something like)

 

 

 

"I have had enough" (all calm and composed; not angry sounding).

 

"today I am going to kill something."

 

etc.

 

 

 

It was one of the poems in the anthology we had to cover for the GCSEs, but until people realised that he'd just given up waiting for them and started reading, they got really scared :D.

[Chezy_Boi]

lol...

[Viv]

my math teacher walked out of the room when we took test, always talked about immigration and how stupid people were not geometry, and her kids and politics.

[ThurinEthir]

1. My Chinese School teacher once called herself our "mommy". I think I was the only one who heard it, and it was very strange...

 

 

 

2. My 6th grade French teacher also taught Latin. She retired after the year I was in 6th grade, and she was 60+. In class, we rarely learned any French, occasionally some Latin, but most of the we heard stories.

 

 

 

3. Not so strange, but my new homeroom teacher has the same last name as me...And his son is one of my best friends...

 

 

 

4. My 5th grade teacher made me stay inside during recess for a week, just because some guy punched me. :wall: Don't get me started on her...

 

 

 

5. My 6th grade English teacher had no control over us. He played poker with us once in a while, and we could talk during his class...

 

 

 

6. This is not a strange or weird teacher! This is an extremely scary vice-principal! And this is a good story...She got hit by a car last year, and broke her leg. Everyone, including the teachers were happy. I just felt like I should share that...

[Kryptix]

I always remember chucking pens and stuff at my teachers until I got kicked out. :oops:

[FrankyBrown]

My Christian teacher telling the class how great sex is and how he cheated on his wife but his son doesn't know yet (his son was a few grades lower) And um I had to do sewing once and I was falling asleep in class and messing around so the teacher pulled me up and walked me to the back room saying 'come with aunty debbie' which was weird :lol:. Anddd a science teacher I had once was cool, we had to watch some show called Bill nye the science guy (something like that, you may know it lol) and he got bored so he started throwing paper at everyone until everyone joined in which lead to going outside to play dodgeball :).

[knives669]

Bill Nye the Science Guy was AWESOME!

[Tigra00]

Oh you'll love this:

 

 

 

1. My first grade (and then 4th grade, she switched just in time to torment me again...) teacher was deathly afraid of chocolate and would give detention to anyone who ate it near her.

 

 

 

2. My 6th grade teacher believed homework was immoral. I totally agree! :lol:

 

 

 

3. My home ec. teacher in 6-8th grade was completely insane (she told us she once had herself admitted to a psychward because she wanted to kill her children...) and once slapped a girl for talking. That girls' mother came in and slapped her back, funny stuff. :lol:

 

 

 

3. Ag. Science teacher in 9th grade threw a chair at me for "rolling my eyes" at him...Even though I didn't look at him, period. Loser. :P

 

 

 

4. 9th grade History teacher was a child molester.

 

 

 

5. Health/P.E. teacher was a lesbian. She often would watch the girls change in the locker room and was banned from doing so after she was reported. :lol:

 

 

 

6. Typing teacher in 10th was the fattest man I have ever, ever seen.

 

 

 

7. My 10th grade English teacher once told me to go to the office for talking too much, to which I responded "You go to the office!" and she did. I was known for that the rest of the year, it was hilarious. She also was fired from her job for failing me and another kid on purpose because she didn't like us. I then switched schools for a different reason and guess who my English teacher was? Yep, her. :lol:

 

 

 

That's all I can think of at the moment. Made me realize how great my school was...Lawl.

[assassin_696]

My history teacher (a stocky man) would often put people in headlocks when he asked them a question until they answered. He would also have a toy shotgun that he'd pull out of his desk and point at us until we got the answer right. Funny stuff.

[Ragen]

My PE teacher has the habit of referring to himself in second person.

 

"Mr Jk wont be happy if you keep on doing that."

[Lionheart_0]

Well i cant think of any right off the back, except my programming teacher last year very much disliked cats, and he kept saying there are million ways to skin a cat. When we sugested a diffrent animal, he told us he didnt like cats, and they were better to skin :-s

 

 

 

I plan to be a science teacher, and i hope i can be like a mad scientist teacher :twisted:

[Unitedite]

I had a philosophy lecturer who i'm certain was stoned in every lecture. He's say something about "Locke's corpuscular theory of ideas" or something then stand there nodding his head, looking into the distance for a few minutes. :P Drew some awesome powerpoint presentations too, which he'd flash up on the screen then look at and say "yeah, i'm not entirely sure what i was supposed to be depicting on here..."

 

 

 

The teacher who took the tutorial group next to mine hung himself while i was at the school...

 

 

 

I once had an economics lecturer who was a) Spanish, with a strong accent and B) had a cleft palete. None us us could understand a thing he said, and we had to piece the work together from what he wrote on the board and our books :/

 

 

 

That's all i can remember atm

[SirHartlar]

My French teacher last year would get this sort of red rash all over her neck and face when she got angry. One boy got suspended for talking about what he was gunna make with his 'rashers' of bacon in cooking Tech. :lol:

 

 

 

Our science teacher taught us how to shoplift before saying, 'Don't get caught or your parents will be round here complaining.'

 

 

 

Starting school tomorrow, hopefully I have more wacky teachers. :P

[Loge_05]

Bill Nye the Science Guy was AWESOME!

 

 

 

My Chemistry teacher told me he died :?

 

 

 

Anyway, I have a string of weird teachers, but I only have time to mention one.

 

 

 

There was my English teacher a few years back who was a priest and also the most evil man in the school (Quite an achievement).

 

Some of his finer moments were when he spoke Spanish for the full lesson, when we asked him what to do, he replied in Spanish.

 

If you kicked a chair, dropped a pen or threw a book, he would ask you to say sorry to the object. That eventually lost its novelty.

 

He was also prone to singing songs in class. Such classics as Three blind mice and Humpty Dumpty.

 

 

 

The best story I heard about him though, was when someone stole his tin of Baked Beans. He had a tin, which he kept atop his shelf, to which he would often refer to in his lesson. The tin represented how in this technologically advanced society we still have poor people only being able to afford a single tin of beans. Eventually some mysterious tin-thieving fiend got fed up with this and stole the beans. My teacher went on a rampage; complaining to Senior teachers, holding pupils behind after class to beat confessions form them and finally, he phoned the Police.

 

 

 

Sad thing is, compared to some of the other teachers, he wasn't that bad.

[killersushipunk]

Ahh, Mr.S the science teacher. Last year, he would let us all out late if Brandon was talking. Our school has a 5 minute passing time between classes. Once he let us out 6 munutes late. Lucky me, I had gym after science where we have 5 minutes to change after passing time.

 

Then there was Ms.S the reading teacher the year before. She would tell us stories about how she used to eat mercury. She kept on talking about how Irish she was. I had listened to 16 minutes of an Irish learning tape and I spoke more than her. Then there was Mr.B in 5th grade. He kept me after class to talk to me for some reason, which made me late for my next class. When I asked him to let me out on time for my next class, he gave me a detention. Once, I cought him "playing chess" with the student teacher. He told the behavioral manager that I was stealing candy, and I had to go to the school psycologist because he said that I was plotting to kill him. Then there was my Spanish teacher from K-3 grades. She would give us pop quizes, where she would give us mountain dew afterwords. Even to the kindergardeners. Finally, my kindergarden teacher. We were doing the play rumpelstiltskin, and we had to cut out the characters from a sheet of paper. I accidently cut the head off of the character played by karlyjn, and the teacher thought I was planning to cut off karlyjn's head. I got several detentions for that.

 

 

 

 

 

More later, if I can think of more.