Wierd teachers

[xxsheepxx]

ALL my teachers are and have been weird. last week, on the first day of school, another science teacher walked into our chem class (on her free period) and started talking about how my teacher proposed to her on a nude beach.. from my 10 years in school, (k-10th, 4-14 yrs) i have never had a normal teacher.

[Guthix_Girl]

My math and prime reading teacher. (dont ask about the prime reading thing), he's so cool, he loves to pick on people and he is ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with the michigan wolverienes(sp?) (college football team) he hisses at people too :mrgreen:

[SirHartlar]

Well my science teacher is officially wierd. He got my surname wrong (understandable), making me a laughing stock of the class. #-o

 

 

 

His smile is seriously scary and his sweat patches steadily grow larger during the lesson. :-X

[lazy_cat]

I had a science teacher in grade 10 who would go around the classroom kissing every student he sees sleeping. It's true! He has only done that once in my class though but twice in my brother's class. He's a cool teacher though :) He picks only on misbehaved kids. Making jokes about them and all.

 

 

 

haha.

 

 

 

Good Ole' times.

[Bubsa]

We had a Chemistry teacher called Mr. Cunningham, and he was a massive Happy Days fan, amongst other retro things.

 

 

 

I remember walking in and watching him write on the board:

 

C is for Chemistry

 

C is for Cunningham.

 

 

 

He had me there! Usually, I'd think a teacher doing that would be unbelievably sad, but not with Mr. C. Scouse charm, enthusiasm and great people skills. We would have a competition, me and him, in a lesson to see how many times we could refer to song lyrics by a band or artist. Paul Simon was a brilliant one, it ended up with Mr. C going "Carbon dioxide is written as C-0-Kookooca two".

 

 

 

Loved him, a brilliant teacher. I had a drink with him the other day and it's like he's a mate, not a teacher.

[How2PK]

One of them wanted to send me to a shrink because I was faking orgasms in her class all the time. She was pretty weird. And there was this weird 'gothic' who gave drawing classes, she always wore these huge dresses and acted so weird amongst the kids. And we had an alcoholic math teacher, who's face was all read. And everytime something went wrong he got all mad and started stamping on the ground, shouting g-rated curse words, you know, like a character in a children series would do. Other then that it wasn't that weird.

 

 

 

It was more like the kids being weird. A friend of mine used to go and make eggs in the classroom, when we had Dutch classes (it was in one of the cooking classrooms, as the teacher gave that as well), and I always wanted to fluffle my economics teacher, and others randomly started running around the class. And all kind of other strange things.

[Nadril]

We had a Chemistry teacher called Mr. Cunningham, and he was a massive Happy Days fan, amongst other retro things.

 

 

 

I remember walking in and watching him write on the board:

 

C is for Chemistry

 

C is for Cunningham.

 

 

 

He had me there! Usually, I'd think a teacher doing that would be unbelievably sad, but not with Mr. C. Scouse charm, enthusiasm and great people skills. We would have a competition, me and him, in a lesson to see how many times we could refer to song lyrics by a band or artist. Paul Simon was a brilliant one, it ended up with Mr. C going "Carbon dioxide is written as C-0-Kookooca two".

 

 

 

Loved him, a brilliant teacher. I had a drink with him the other day and it's like he's a mate, not a teacher.

 

 

 

hah! I had a teacher who was a massive Andy Griffen fan. Whenever we would be done with our work he'd put in a tape with it and play it for us :/. (he taped a huge marathon of it)

[Azvareth]

The English teacher I had last year, amongst other things, once randomly grabbed a broom and started playing the solo to Deep Purples's "Lazy". The entire solo. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Best teacher I've ever had.

 

 

 

And a Swedish teacher we had in 9th grade, I'm almost positive he took some sort of drug before every lesson - or he could just have been an extremely hyperactive guy. Some lessons he wouldn't teach at all, just tell stories from the time he used to work in a mental asylum (...), or when he at age 16 left home and just sailed around for two years. Although I doubt any of those were actually 100% true, it was entertaining nonetheless. :P He was an incredibly knowledgable person, though. Also one of my top teachers.

[assassin_696]

Oh man that reminds me of a geography teacher I had who was absolutely terrified of bees, he must have been stung as a child or something, and because we were a load of mean year 8's we made buzzing sounds around him a lot.

[sjiskebab5]

One of them wanted to send me to a shrink because I was faking orgasms in her class all the time. She was pretty weird. And there was this weird 'gothic' who gave drawing classes, she always wore these huge dresses and acted so weird amongst the kids. And we had an alcoholic math teacher, who's face was all read. And everytime something went wrong he got all mad and started stamping on the ground, shouting g-rated curse words, you know, like a character in a children series would do. Other then that it wasn't that weird.

 

 

 

It was more like the kids being weird. A friend of mine used to go and make eggs in the classroom, when we had Dutch classes (it was in one of the cooking classrooms, as the teacher gave that as well), and I always wanted to fluffle my economics teacher, and others randomly started running around the class. And all kind of other strange things.

 

 

 

 

 

Do u get dutch? I always thought u lived in UK :ohnoes:

[Piscis_Rex]

my french teacher last year would always tell loads of dirty jokes for instance: we were playing a game of french chinese whispers and he started us off, it took him a while to say it and after he had said it my friend said: wow, that's a long and hard one and the teacher said: thanks very much (i'd put in some sort of emoticon here but tip it doesn't have a: hidden laughter one)

[cadburys_egg]

All of our teachers at my school are pedantic.

 

You always have to ask the right question.

 

 

 

For example, if you asked "Can I go the toilet please?" would be responded with "I don't know, can you?".

 

 

 

One of my science teachers also told all the new year 7's that methane (that comes out of the gas taps) was highly poisonous and could kill within minutes. And now, from time to time, he just randomly turns it on and off. He claims that traumatising young minds is fun.

[Nadril]

All of our teachers at my school are pedantic.

 

You always have to ask the right question.

 

 

 

For example, if you asked "Can I go the toilet please?" would be responded with "I don't know, can you?".

 

 

One of my science teachers also told all the new year 7's that methane (that comes out of the gas taps) was highly poisonous and could kill within minutes. And now, from time to time, he just randomly turns it on and off. He claims that traumatising young minds is fun.

 

 

 

I think most teachers are like that :D .

 

 

 

My Mass-Comm teacher is an interesting guy, to say the least... Nothing too out of the ordinary, just an interesting guy.

[How2PK]

Do u get dutch? I always thought u lived in UK :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Nah, I'm from Holland. :P

[dec_stile]

i had a english teacher who was writeing on the bord and her skirt was tucked into the top so u could see her butt and then she wiped her finger down :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

[killersushipunk]

i had a english teacher who was writeing on the bord and her skirt was tucked into the top so u could see her butt and then she wiped her finger down :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

 

eww...

 

I had a dean in 6th grade who was hott =P~ . She once bent over to do the announcements, and she has a tatto of a rose on her back. :twisted:

[Masterofpuppets]

it was really easy to get away with doing nothing in my 8th grade english class. you could just bring up the president and she would talk for about an hour about him. and she showed us like, 20 movies with a bunch of naked people in them. not that we cared or anything :wink:

[Kashi]

Ahhh, my 7th grade history teacher was the weirdest person you could ever meet. Not just the weirdest teacher, just the flat-out weirdest person.

 

 

 

His middle name was Renee, last name Kozarsky. I asked him once, and he said, "You know my first name must be -really- bad if my middle name is Renee and I go by that." Turns out his whole name was "Alouicious Renee Kozarsky". He used to sit and clean out his desk, and if he didn't want something he'd hold it up, say "Who wants this?" and then throw it at whoever raised their hand. I still have this rock he threw at me, it's red and it has a white olive branch on it and the words "Peace & Love". He said he got it from Woodstock.

 

 

 

He was once on the US Olympic air hockey team. I didn't even know they had one of those. Anyway, when I was in his class it was the last year he taught, because he ended up quitting his job as a teacher and joining the US Secret Service (he had been a drill sergeant in the army before he started teaching).

 

 

 

I love you Mr. K, hopefully one day our paths will cross again. :)

[Vashinred]

I wont tell you about my greatest hero yet, heres a fun little dialog....

 

Mr. N: ...Ok now when the clock is around 9:50, were going to add our next becker labled...

 

*phone Rings*

 

Mr. N: Hello? Oh its you. Yes i signed her up. But what if she dosent want to? shes always been everything youve never wanted her to be isent that right? oh you can cram it Linda, I Signed her up and thats final.

 

*Hangs up Phone*

 

Mr. N Will then Grumble for 10 minutes and proceed to swear at everyone. Probally the best teacher ever.

 

 

 

And on the phone is his Ex wife who was asking about there daoughter.

[My_Eggs]

my 6th grade general music teacher dropped the f bomb in the middle of class once :shock:

 

my 7th grade algebra teacher speaks to us in spanish... i dont understand a word of it :oops:

 

my 7th grade language arts teachers screams a lot and yells at me when im not doing anything wrong... she gets mad at everyone, she might have problems at home or just be a heavy drinker lol

 

 

 

i have other weird teachers but its late and im going to bed, good night everyone

[Fadfdfd]

Bill Nye the Science Guy was AWESOME!

 

 

 

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye The Science Guy!

 

 

 

What a great show :lol: my class back in elementary school always looked foward to good ole' Bill :roll: :P

[No_OnE]

My 8th grade Geometry teacher talked to the wall sometimes... She also started lauging at random times...

 

 

 

My 8th grade IPC teacher just assigned us work to do. He would take our work whenever we felt like turning it in so as long as we turned all our work in before the grades were due for report cards, we could make A's. It was fun in his class. We had paper fights.

 

 

 

My 8th grade English teacher was just awesome. She was one of the best teachers I have ever had.

 

 

 

My 9th grade Biology teacher is addicted to this flavored popcorn that the Choir is selling... She eats it all day long...

 

 

 

My Algebra 2 teacher plays World of Warcraft. He once came into class and said that we didn't have to do work today because he was tired. We asked him why and he said he was staying up to late playing WoW.

 

 

 

My World Geography teacher is awesome. His class is fun...

[foolgool]

Err.. My 7th grade year was pretty awesome.

 

 

 

My Science teacher was about 70 years old and dumb as a freaking doorknob. She referred to herself as "Mrs. Lamond" and it took her about 15 minutes out of our 45 minute class to check homework!

 

My History teacher was recently rated the best in my state(Virginia). This guy was my favorite teacher ever.

 

My English teacher was totally random, and we'd be checking vocabulary when she'd find a word in a sentence that would spawn a class-long lecture on how something was done, or why.

 

 

 

 

 

That was a great year... :3> :3> :3>