My_Eggs Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ok, so post all of your odd candy or food experiences here, suck as finding bugs in it, the package of candy is taped up not sealed, or anything else that has happened to you... i have 3 i can think of right away: i opened up a bag of those Hershey's Kissables and one of the packages was covered in red tape lol, wasn't even sealed up, just taped on all 4 sides. this one is just nasty: i found this really old Resses PenutButter Cup and my friend said he'd give me $5 to eat it, im like ok!!!! so i bite into it and guesse what... its full of ants! nasty!!!! i spit it back out but i probably swallowed a few ants... and didn't get my money :( heres my last one: i was at a restraunt eating, when all of a sudden i see this big spider on the floor (im acracnaphobic) and it scares the hell out of me! well i step on it and then i look at my food... guesse what? a spider has decided he likes chicken just as much as me and is sitting on my plate! lets just say i didn't finish my meal... anyways, post any bad/odd experiences with food or candy 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I choked on a hard candy once. :anxious: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I had a friend once and he liked this girl in our class. Well the girl was chewing gum and when she was done, she stuck it under the desk. Well my friend was annoying me by talking about her so I said, "you know what, if you like her so much then why dont you eat that gum she stuck in that seat?" And he did... -.- The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I had a friend once and he liked this girl in our class. Well the girl was chewing gum and when she was done, she stuck it under the desk. Well my friend was annoying me by talking about her so I said, "you know what, if you like her so much then why dont you eat that gum she stuck in that seat?" And he did... -.- :shock: ... "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 I had a friend once and he liked this girl in our class. Well the girl was chewing gum and when she was done, she stuck it under the desk. Well my friend was annoying me by talking about her so I said, "you know what, if you like her so much then why dont you eat that gum she stuck in that seat?" And he did... -.- ROFL 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersushipunk Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I choked on a peep once (For future refrence, if you get heimliched whel choking on a peep, peep juice gets everywhere) (also, peep juice is hard to get out of carpet.) I used to have a link to my school's project to provide fresh water to a Kenyan Village, but the sig police changed the link to say something, which, if followed, leads to an "ahem" adult website. Let me ask you. Which do you think is worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 I choked on a peep once (For future refrence, if you get heimliched whel choking on a peep, peep juice gets everywhere) (also, peep juice is hard to get out of carpet.) mmm, i love peeps :3> 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 joke: Q. Why are life savers called life savers? A. Because if you choke on them, theres a hold in the middle so you can still breathe. \ EDIT: 900th post \ \ \ \ Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XplsvBam Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I choked on a peep once (For future refrence, if you get heimliched whel choking on a peep, peep juice gets everywhere) (also, peep juice is hard to get out of carpet.) haha i thought i would never sigify someone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 joke: Q. Why are life savers called life savers? A. Because if you choke on them, theres a hold in the middle so you can still breathe. \ EDIT: 900th post \ \ \ \I lol'd. And, I've bought a pack of m&m's once, and about half of them were fused together in one huge lump. That was pretty intersting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apinagez Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I've never eaten a candy. :cry: ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Oh yeah, I ate a big red candle. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I once had a clump of Skittles that formed a highly risqủ̮̩̉ impromptu sculpture. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 If all that stuff really happened to you why havnt you gone to see a lawyer and got loads of money? Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oy_the_Great Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 If all that stuff really happened to you why havnt you gone to see a lawyer and got loads of money? Yeah, if something absolutely gross would be in my kellogg's in the morning, I'd probably think of doing something stupid like that as well. I don't like leeches, but if there's a dead rat in your cereals, I think one does have the right to complain and get a sum of money to compensate the pretty gross picture. But it doesn't have to be more than a hundred euros. Our silly laws can claim hundreds of millions of euros from cigarette companies but they can't sentence a murdering rapist to more than 15 years here. Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 If all that stuff really happened to you why havnt you gone to see a lawyer and got loads of money? Our family isn't big on sueing companies over things like that. But the ant one was halarious! Wost one I remember was my mom found half of a centipede in a package of fruit snacks.. If there's one bug I can't stand, it's centipedes :ohnoes: Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito_Blade Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I choked on a hard candy once. :anxious: That is wrong on so many levels. :lol: Back to the topic: 1 year old White Chocolate popcorn, it happened to be a sample portion (ROFL). Well I ate quite a bit (I happened to be selling it aswell) and after awhile I looked in the tin can and on the popcorn (probably eating the stuff ) there where red dots. I looked closer and they moved. I wonder how many other people injested those things. :lol: Freaking mites. "We'll bring the sexy back to judging >_>." --Nadril Bleh, once I get off my lazy bum and go to Imageshack, there will be a picture here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monoxide33 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 i choked ona piece of steak once at a friends house he thought i was kidding till i collapsed on the floor his mom heimleched me. i couldnt talk for like 10 mins. i got beer givin to me once for free it was a 4 pack of those new metal budlight bottles, i'd drank bout three of em before i noticed the expire date. they were like 3 months old i got the wicked sh#ts :ohnoes: currently watching-aqua teen hunger forcecurrently reading- Fight Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I choked on a peep once (For future refrence, if you get heimliched whel choking on a peep, peep juice gets everywhere) (also, peep juice is hard to get out of carpet.) Yea I have a similar experience. It was years ago, but It was winter and I was eating a red hot fireball. Well when I was outside playing in the snow with my friends I started to eat some snow. As I swallowed the snow I also happened to swallow the large fireball. So I started to choke and my mom called 911 but I managed to swallow it before the ambulence arrived. It created quite the scene and my stomach didnt feel to well after words because it was trying to digest a whole red hot fireball. Yea that was quite memorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackattack Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 i found worm once in a reeces from 7-11 and i complained to the manager and got $5 dollars in stuff. 8-) My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet. These are the times that try mens souls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliminateX Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 lamest topic ever? i think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Make7upu101 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 That fart candy? Does not work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeno13 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 lamest topic ever? i think so Lamest most pointless post ever? Yes quite. Not very many interesting candy experiences. I once took 3 packages of Starbursts, warmed them up a bit, molded them into flat squares and made a huge starburst sandwich once but thats about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 lamest topic ever? i think so your just jealous cause my topics are better than yours, and you don't have any food experiences to post about cause your probably anorexic and dieing =; 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inureface Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 wow, my egg, rofl I have nothing to say except OWNED. Thats one of the harshests comebacks I've ever heard. To think I'd never sig a quote... :o All PKers need to read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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