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This thread is kinda like my candy thread, but this is about objuects that arent food... my friend is sitting next to me swallowing dental floss, then pulling it back up. lol he keeps ahold of a little end of it and then keeps doing it. i was wondering what some of the stupidest things anyone else here has ever eaten are... so post away :D

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Pebles (pea gravel). But I spat it back out. I don't think I ever ate dirt though.

 

 

 

Brother ate a Jamacen Red death pepper. He ended up calling the hospital because it was dissolving his tounge and lips. He ended up puting bread in his mouth to suck up the juice.

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When I was about 5 or 7, I used to eat sand from a sandbox (thick sand, not like the stuff on beaches). After munching on it for a few minutes it was actually pretty delicious. No, I did not swallow it... Maybe I did a little.

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err...a worm? nothing special I suppose. ::'

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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What is the "stupidest thing" I have eaten?

 

 

 

Umm... Well I don't really know...

 

 

 

Cows are dumb... and I like eating beef...

 

 

 

What else?

 

 

 

Um... I can't decide which one is stupider, a chicken or a turkey...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gah... I think a more accurate question would be, what's the smartest thing I have eaten!

 

 

 

Then I can proudly say ive had human! :D

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Ummm... It's perfectly normal to eat boogers. Your nose is designed so that the mucus is moved to the back of it by little hairs called cilia. Then, you are supposedd to suck in air through your nose forcefully, which should take the boogers all the way back, and then you swallow! (In other words, boogers are meant to be eaten, not picked out)

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What is the "stupidest thing" I have eaten?

 

 

 

 

 

Gah... I think a more accurate question would be, what's the smartest thing I have eaten!

 

 

 

Then I can proudly say I've had human! :D

 

 

 

sigified, man that is just gross :XD:

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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Dog Biscut. Tasted a bit like old crackers... :?

 

 

 

Pff what a sissy. That's nothing. And none of this "when I was 5 I ate .

 

 

 

Most of the stuff I've eaten is just a mixture of abunch of random stuff my friends and I find lying around. Some of this stuff included(all eaten at the same time):

 

-Chicken, pizza, watermelon, and brownie

 

-Chocolate cake with ketchup, cake with jelly, and cake with ketchup, jelly, and french fries

 

-Icecream sandwich with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, watery sour cream, and syrup. Probably the most disgusting thing I've eaten. My eyes were watering and I felt like I was about to throw up. All on camera baby, me and my friend were doing it at the same time.

 

-This isn't something I've eaten, but I had lemonade, high-c, water, this chunky salsa, and this Dr. Pepper that wasn't mixed well so it didn't have the normal taste. That was pretty gross too

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Dog Biscut. Tasted a bit like old crackers... :?

 

 

 

Pff what a sissy. That's nothing. And none of this "when I was 5 I ate .

 

 

 

Most of the stuff I've eaten is just a mixture of abunch of random stuff my friends and I find lying around. Some of this stuff included(all eaten at the same time):

 

-Chicken, pizza, watermelon, and brownie

 

-Chocolate cake with ketchup, cake with jelly, and cake with ketchup, jelly, and french fries

 

-Icecream sandwich with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, watery sour cream, and syrup. Probably the most disgusting thing I've eaten. My eyes were watering and I felt like I was about to throw up. All on camera baby, me and my friend were doing it at the same time.

 

-This isn't something I've eaten, but I had lemonade, high-c, water, this chunky salsa, and this Dr. Pepper that wasn't mixed well so it didn't have the normal taste. That was pretty gross too

 

 

 

 

 

gah, you don't read do you? that post belongs in my other thread... this topic is for non food items

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Okay I misread, but maybe if you would type like you had some sense I wouldn't do it again in the future. So chill out kid. Other people posted food items and no one said anything to them.

 

 

 

And what does that have to do with WEIRD experiences with CANDY?

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Okay I misread, but maybe if you would type like you had some sense I wouldn't do it again in the future. So chill out kid. Other people posted food items and no one said anything to them.

 

 

 

And what does that have to do with WEIRD experiences with CANDY?

 

 

 

 

 

oh there you go again with not reading... in my candy topic it says on the last line to post about bad/odd experinces with FOOD or candy... please, do be sure to read before you post k?

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Like I said, maybe make your topics a little more tolerable to read then get b ack to me. I don't know what your problem is kid but you need to freaking chill out.

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Lego. :(

 

 

 

They make the stupid things so hard to pull apart, so I used my teeth. Next thing I knew, I was choking on a bloody lego piece.

 

 

 

Either that or a chunk of deodorant. Ugh, Old Spice is right!

 

 

 

I know what you mean, once i accidentally choked on a peice of duplo.

 

 

 

Ah, the stupidity of some people. Nothing else like it.

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