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*Me walking on a road*

 

 

 

NOOB: Y0 L0LZ0RZ WANNA B3 MY GF L0LZ0RZ IM T3H UB3R L33T!!!!!!!!!! I G0T FULL IR0N!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

H3 T3H UB3R N00B!

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Noob: follows me, "CAN U TAKE ME TRO VARROCK SQUARE ILL PAY 10 GP!!!!! PLZ!!"

 

 

 

Me: Ur In Varrock Sq. ....., gimme 10 gp now?

 

 

 

Noob: Stop Lieing, I Reported U For Item Scamming!!!

 

 

 

Me: W/E I Could Care Less

 

 

 

(this seriously happened to me when i was lvl 80 or so (currently lvl 90)

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this happend a few days after easter (2005) came out:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me walking with rubber chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: where do you get that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: easter event

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Ill buy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: its non tradeable

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: reported for item scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ok, well have a nice day *coughs* idiot *coughs*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: can i have 23k and ill give you a fishing net?

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This was on a thread "Noobs say the funniest things." I sorta paraphrased it, its not the exact thing. Anyways:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: Hey dude my bro is gonna be soooo happy for me

 

 

 

Noob2: Why

 

 

 

Noob1: I went onto my bro's account and I saw dis blue crown thing in there. Its store value is only 2 gp, but, this n00b offered 2 by it 4 100k!!1

 

 

 

Noob2: Lyke, no way!!!

 

 

 

Noob1: ya, he's probably gonna give me 50k!

 

 

 

Noob2: omg lucky!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: This one always gets me in stiches!

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me: lets go cwars

 

 

 

friend(for safety reasons im not naming my friend): kk

 

 

 

noob:whats cwars?

 

 

 

me:castle wars

 

 

 

noob:do you die

 

 

 

friend:sometimes, but you dont loose anything

 

 

 

noob:scammers! you're trying to kill me!

 

 

 

noob2:omg! thats just sad, ive reported you both!

 

 

 

me:kk, well now i think ill talk to someone with a brain lager than a grape

 

 

 

noob:you're just a baby cause i reported you!

 

 

 

me:sure i am, now im going to go

 

 

 

(me and my friend tele)1 min later:

 

 

 

noob on friend list:only scammers shrink

 

 

 

add him on ignore

 

 

 

noob2 on friend list:i am a mod, i need your pass to see if you are a scammer

 

 

 

me on friend list:kk, its your face

 

 

 

noob2 on friend list:ty

 

 

 

noob2 logs of

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i loled at this, here's what happend in cwras 2 days later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me *kills some guy*

 

 

 

guy:reported!

 

 

 

me:why?

 

 

 

guy:killing me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this made me lol to

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I was rc one day and a nub comes up to me and asks to buy my wiz g robe (only the robe, worth about 200-250 k) for 600 k. I'm like sure jumping on the chance to make a free 400 k in 2 minutes :oops: . He tells me to hold on while he goes to the bank.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I see him approaching me again and i trade him asap. He puts up 12342 gp 43 air runes a chisel pot and a hammer. Says there all rare items and i wont ever get a better offer. :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He wasted 10 minutes of my time :( could have made another 3 runs lol stupid naab :wall:

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Weird person: i'll sell you a rune pick for 3 coal

 

 

 

(i'm mining in dwarvin mine)

 

 

 

Me:uh... ok...

 

 

 

(i thought he was trying to scam me, as he was level 12, but we traded and lo and behold, he actually sold me a rune pick for 3 coal)

 

 

 

Weird:Lol i just scammed you

 

 

 

Me:...Right...

 

 

 

Weird: I cursed that pick

 

 

 

Me:What?

 

 

 

Weird:I used that spell curse when i was weilding it!

 

 

 

Me:... I hate to be the one to tell you this but...

 

 

 

Weird: When you least expect it a rock your mining will explode and kill you!

 

 

 

Me:Um... ya, I'll remember that...

 

 

 

Weird:and then I'll get all your stuff *evil laugh*!

 

 

 

Me: You do know that the exploding rock is avoidable and won't kill me anyway right?

 

 

 

Weird: Well then i'll go to your house and kill you myself *evil laugh*!

 

 

 

Me: :ohnoes:

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Some guy called jagux guy pmed me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jagux guy: Hello sir i am part of jagex customer support, we have evidence that you have a scammed a sara palte

 

 

 

me *starts ignoring*

 

 

 

jagux guy: are you aware you will be premanatly banned if i dont...

 

 

 

jagux guy: check your bank for a saara plate

 

 

 

me: are you aware J mods have gold crowns next to there name?

 

 

 

*he loggs off *

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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Me: Selling ores in bank

 

 

 

Noob1: y0 h0m13, w4nn4 c0m3 t0 m4 pl4c3 f0 s0m ub0r f00n?! M1 g0t 1r0n kn1v3s 1rl!!!1! w3 c4n st4k3

 

 

 

Noob2: 0mg, 1 1z c0m1n'. 1'll b3 th3r3 t0m0rr0w 1f 1 l34v3 n0w w1th z3 tr41n!!1!

 

 

 

Me: Oh god.

 

 

 

noob1+2: g0d *bleep*, w3 p0wn. 1 g0t much0 fr13ndz..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Me crafting air runes

 

 

 

Noob: nice white phat

 

 

 

Me: it's an air tiara

 

 

 

Noob: yea right, i got a black one, i know how they look, noob..

 

 

 

Me: can i see it?

 

 

 

Noob: it's in a cave protected by rats.. only i can kill them

 

 

 

Me: wow, cool

 

 

 

Noob: like i'll ever tell you that the cave is varrock dungeon (He means sewers)

 

 

 

Me: wow, i'll go kill them all for your black phat

 

 

 

Noob: lol, i allready teleported it to my bank

 

 

 

Me: show me then

 

 

 

Noob: no, you must kill 3 cows first

 

 

 

Me: do you know you'r wasting my time?

 

 

 

Noob: lol, u just want my phat dont ya? ur hax0rz!!

 

 

 

*Noob runs around yelling i hack people*

 

 

 

Me: ye sure, go kill chickens

 

 

 

Noob: i ko them with my Floang scim (new kind of noob armour plx?)

 

 

 

Me: wear it then

 

 

 

Noob: can i have free stuff?

 

 

 

me: no, now i have to go

 

 

 

Noob: free st00f plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz

 

 

 

Me: here, want a rune ess?

 

 

 

Noob: ok, selling rune ess, 50k geepe!

 

 

 

Me: whatever..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Noob: buying full rune 18k and iron sword!

 

 

 

Me: No thanks..

 

 

 

*Noob trades me while i walk from falla to varrock*

 

 

 

Noob: ok, reported

 

 

 

Me: For what?

 

 

 

Noob: not accepting trade offers from me

 

 

 

Me: ye right

 

 

 

Noob: reported also for not selling rune to me, ur banned lolz!

 

 

 

Me: yay

 

 

 

*Mod walks past us*

 

 

 

*Noob follows mod*

 

 

 

Noob: mod, this dude scams!

 

 

 

Mod: who?

 

 

 

Noob: xanotex

 

 

 

Me: wtf?

 

 

 

Mod: lol, did you?

 

 

 

Me: no.. he trades me 100 times and reports me for not selling full rune to him for 18k and an iron sword

 

 

 

Mod: lol

 

 

 

*Mod walks away*

 

 

 

Noob: reported stupid mod, for not helping me

 

 

 

*Me tele*

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