cheesesnotx Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 right, heres how it works u type in something that only a noob says and we get lots of laughs! :ohnoes: :thumbsup: ill start *lvl 126 logs inwearing full zammy(no helm) and a red phat* noob:nice zammy 236qp ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 *Me walking on a road* NOOB: Y0 L0LZ0RZ WANNA B3 MY GF L0LZ0RZ IM T3H UB3R L33T!!!!!!!!!! I G0T FULL IR0N! H3 T3H UB3R N00B! ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 "Selling full mith 200k" Lol I actually saw this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonworshiper666 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Noob: follows me, "CAN U TAKE ME TRO VARROCK SQUARE ILL PAY 10 GP!!!!! PLZ!!" Me: Ur In Varrock Sq. ....., gimme 10 gp now? Noob: Stop Lieing, I Reported U For Item Scamming!!! Me: W/E I Could Care Less (this seriously happened to me when i was lvl 80 or so (currently lvl 90) [^^Thanks Go To Runemetsa For Most Sigs] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Noob: free stuff plz im poor Me messaging noob in private chat: Hey, why don't you stop begging and work for it yourself? *LONG WAIT* Noob: will u gimme free stuff plz? (This happened a couple months ago.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Noob: ||\/| |\|07 1337, |&3|>0|&73|) f0|& 0ff3|\|(|\/3 |/\|\|9[_]/\93! (I'm not 1337, reported for offincive language) Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 noob: buying full zammy 100gp! Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Noob: ||\/| |\|07 1337, |&3|>0|&73|) f0|& 0ff3|\|(|\/3 |/\|\|9[_]/\93! (I'm not 1337, reported for offincive language) What does "1337" mean? What does it mean if you're "1337"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 noob:if charcoal costs 200 mil i'll give it to you for your full zammy i actually saw this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_guru_123 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Write down anything I say. I am the biggest noob you have ever come across. Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrews2 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Noob: my main is lvl 176 , noob! my main pwnz u! .... ..... :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_hobbit22 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephiroth666 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 this happend a few days after easter (2005) came out: Me walking with rubber chicken Noob: where do you get that? Me: easter event Noob: Ill buy Me: its non tradeable Noob: reported for item scamming! Me: ok, well have a nice day *coughs* idiot *coughs* Noob: can i have 23k and ill give you a fishing net? 666~Dale~666-Join The Dark Army Of Evil!Which FF character are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 This was on a thread "Noobs say the funniest things." I sorta paraphrased it, its not the exact thing. Anyways: Noob1: Hey dude my bro is gonna be soooo happy for me Noob2: Why Noob1: I went onto my bro's account and I saw dis blue crown thing in there. Its store value is only 2 gp, but, this n00b offered 2 by it 4 100k!!1 Noob2: Lyke, no way!!! Noob1: ya, he's probably gonna give me 50k! Noob2: omg lucky!!! :lol: This one always gets me in stiches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephiroth666 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 me: lets go cwars friend(for safety reasons im not naming my friend): kk noob:whats cwars? me:castle wars noob:do you die friend:sometimes, but you dont loose anything noob:scammers! you're trying to kill me! noob2:omg! thats just sad, ive reported you both! me:kk, well now i think ill talk to someone with a brain lager than a grape noob:you're just a baby cause i reported you! me:sure i am, now im going to go (me and my friend tele)1 min later: noob on friend list:only scammers shrink add him on ignore noob2 on friend list:i am a mod, i need your pass to see if you are a scammer me on friend list:kk, its your face noob2 on friend list:ty noob2 logs of i loled at this, here's what happend in cwras 2 days later me *kills some guy* guy:reported! me:why? guy:killing me! this made me lol to 666~Dale~666-Join The Dark Army Of Evil!Which FF character are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I was rc one day and a nub comes up to me and asks to buy my wiz g robe (only the robe, worth about 200-250 k) for 600 k. I'm like sure jumping on the chance to make a free 400 k in 2 minutes :oops: . He tells me to hold on while he goes to the bank. I see him approaching me again and i trade him asap. He puts up 12342 gp 43 air runes a chisel pot and a hammer. Says there all rare items and i wont ever get a better offer. :uhh: He wasted 10 minutes of my time :( could have made another 3 runs lol stupid naab :wall: Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitstinks Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Noob: Can i buy ur full rune with this weapon? (a rune long) Me: Thats more than a 150k rip... Noob: i no =) Me: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpatrie Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Weird person: i'll sell you a rune pick for 3 coal (i'm mining in dwarvin mine) Me:uh... ok... (i thought he was trying to scam me, as he was level 12, but we traded and lo and behold, he actually sold me a rune pick for 3 coal) Weird:Lol i just scammed you Me:...Right... Weird: I cursed that pick Me:What? Weird:I used that spell curse when i was weilding it! Me:... I hate to be the one to tell you this but... Weird: When you least expect it a rock your mining will explode and kill you! Me:Um... ya, I'll remember that... Weird:and then I'll get all your stuff *evil laugh*! Me: You do know that the exploding rock is avoidable and won't kill me anyway right? Weird: Well then i'll go to your house and kill you myself *evil laugh*! Me: :ohnoes: well what is a when you think about it so lets all sing sing a song a hey hi dingle dangle hey hi hum with a hey hi dingle dangle hoooooooooooo...... pasty pink penguin pumpkin pie pickle pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones_Zero Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Worst scam ever: Buyin rune pick 300k (quick trade, if u take too long i decline) lulz @ rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Some guy called jagux guy pmed me jagux guy: Hello sir i am part of jagex customer support, we have evidence that you have a scammed a sara palte me *starts ignoring* jagux guy: are you aware you will be premanatly banned if i dont... jagux guy: check your bank for a saara plate me: are you aware J mods have gold crowns next to there name? *he loggs off * Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inferno_char Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I heard this one about 20 minutes ago. "Selling choc ice 7mil!" No thanks I think I'll go to the desert and buy 1 for 30 gp then throw it at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recruitie Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 noob: plz me:what? noob: free food plz me:go fish urself noob:plz me:what! noob: free rod plz :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Me: Selling ores in bank Noob1: y0 h0m13, w4nn4 c0m3 t0 m4 pl4c3 f0 s0m ub0r f00n?! M1 g0t 1r0n kn1v3s 1rl!!!1! w3 c4n st4k3 Noob2: 0mg, 1 1z c0m1n'. 1'll b3 th3r3 t0m0rr0w 1f 1 l34v3 n0w w1th z3 tr41n!!1! Me: Oh god. noob1+2: g0d *bleep*, w3 p0wn. 1 g0t much0 fr13ndz.. ------------------------------- Me crafting air runes Noob: nice white phat Me: it's an air tiara Noob: yea right, i got a black one, i know how they look, noob.. Me: can i see it? Noob: it's in a cave protected by rats.. only i can kill them Me: wow, cool Noob: like i'll ever tell you that the cave is varrock dungeon (He means sewers) Me: wow, i'll go kill them all for your black phat Noob: lol, i allready teleported it to my bank Me: show me then Noob: no, you must kill 3 cows first Me: do you know you'r wasting my time? Noob: lol, u just want my phat dont ya? ur hax0rz!! *Noob runs around yelling i hack people* Me: ye sure, go kill chickens Noob: i ko them with my Floang scim (new kind of noob armour plx?) Me: wear it then Noob: can i have free stuff? me: no, now i have to go Noob: free st00f plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz Me: here, want a rune ess? Noob: ok, selling rune ess, 50k geepe! Me: whatever.. ----------------------------- Noob: buying full rune 18k and iron sword! Me: No thanks.. *Noob trades me while i walk from falla to varrock* Noob: ok, reported Me: For what? Noob: not accepting trade offers from me Me: ye right Noob: reported also for not selling rune to me, ur banned lolz! Me: yay *Mod walks past us* *Noob follows mod* Noob: mod, this dude scams! Mod: who? Noob: xanotex Me: wtf? Mod: lol, did you? Me: no.. he trades me 100 times and reports me for not selling full rune to him for 18k and an iron sword Mod: lol *Mod walks away* Noob: reported stupid mod, for not helping me *Me tele* ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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