December 16, 200619 yr right, heres how it works u type in something that only a noob says and we get lots of laughs! :ohnoes: :thumbsup: ill start *lvl 126 logs inwearing full zammy(no helm) and a red phat* noob:nice zammy 236qp ftw!
December 16, 200619 yr *Me walking on a road* NOOB: Y0 L0LZ0RZ WANNA B3 MY GF L0LZ0RZ IM T3H UB3R L33T!!!!!!!!!! I G0T FULL IR0N! H3 T3H UB3R N00B! ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 16, 200619 yr Noob: follows me, "CAN U TAKE ME TRO VARROCK SQUARE ILL PAY 10 GP!!!!! PLZ!!" Me: Ur In Varrock Sq. ....., gimme 10 gp now? Noob: Stop Lieing, I Reported U For Item Scamming!!! Me: W/E I Could Care Less (this seriously happened to me when i was lvl 80 or so (currently lvl 90) [^^Thanks Go To Runemetsa For Most Sigs]
December 16, 200619 yr Noob: free stuff plz im poor Me messaging noob in private chat: Hey, why don't you stop begging and work for it yourself? *LONG WAIT* Noob: will u gimme free stuff plz? (This happened a couple months ago.)
December 16, 200619 yr Noob: ||\/| |\|07 1337, |&3|>0|&73|) f0|& 0ff3|\|(|\/3 |/\|\|9[_]/\93! (I'm not 1337, reported for offincive language) Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy
December 16, 200619 yr Noob: ||\/| |\|07 1337, |&3|>0|&73|) f0|& 0ff3|\|(|\/3 |/\|\|9[_]/\93! (I'm not 1337, reported for offincive language) What does "1337" mean? What does it mean if you're "1337"?
December 18, 200619 yr noob:if charcoal costs 200 mil i'll give it to you for your full zammy i actually saw this 1
December 18, 200619 yr Write down anything I say. I am the biggest noob you have ever come across. Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him!
December 19, 200619 yr this happend a few days after easter (2005) came out: Me walking with rubber chicken Noob: where do you get that? Me: easter event Noob: Ill buy Me: its non tradeable Noob: reported for item scamming! Me: ok, well have a nice day *coughs* idiot *coughs* Noob: can i have 23k and ill give you a fishing net? 666~Dale~666-Join The Dark Army Of Evil!Which FF character are you?
December 20, 200619 yr This was on a thread "Noobs say the funniest things." I sorta paraphrased it, its not the exact thing. Anyways: Noob1: Hey dude my bro is gonna be soooo happy for me Noob2: Why Noob1: I went onto my bro's account and I saw dis blue crown thing in there. Its store value is only 2 gp, but, this n00b offered 2 by it 4 100k!!1 Noob2: Lyke, no way!!! Noob1: ya, he's probably gonna give me 50k! Noob2: omg lucky!!! :lol: This one always gets me in stiches!
December 20, 200619 yr me: lets go cwars friend(for safety reasons im not naming my friend): kk noob:whats cwars? me:castle wars noob:do you die friend:sometimes, but you dont loose anything noob:scammers! you're trying to kill me! noob2:omg! thats just sad, ive reported you both! me:kk, well now i think ill talk to someone with a brain lager than a grape noob:you're just a baby cause i reported you! me:sure i am, now im going to go (me and my friend tele)1 min later: noob on friend list:only scammers shrink add him on ignore noob2 on friend list:i am a mod, i need your pass to see if you are a scammer me on friend list:kk, its your face noob2 on friend list:ty noob2 logs of i loled at this, here's what happend in cwras 2 days later me *kills some guy* guy:reported! me:why? guy:killing me! this made me lol to 666~Dale~666-Join The Dark Army Of Evil!Which FF character are you?
December 22, 200619 yr I was rc one day and a nub comes up to me and asks to buy my wiz g robe (only the robe, worth about 200-250 k) for 600 k. I'm like sure jumping on the chance to make a free 400 k in 2 minutes :oops: . He tells me to hold on while he goes to the bank. I see him approaching me again and i trade him asap. He puts up 12342 gp 43 air runes a chisel pot and a hammer. Says there all rare items and i wont ever get a better offer. :uhh: He wasted 10 minutes of my time :( could have made another 3 runs lol stupid naab :wall: Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing
December 24, 200619 yr Noob: Can i buy ur full rune with this weapon? (a rune long) Me: Thats more than a 150k rip... Noob: i no =) Me: ...
December 25, 200619 yr Weird person: i'll sell you a rune pick for 3 coal (i'm mining in dwarvin mine) Me:uh... ok... (i thought he was trying to scam me, as he was level 12, but we traded and lo and behold, he actually sold me a rune pick for 3 coal) Weird:Lol i just scammed you Me:...Right... Weird: I cursed that pick Me:What? Weird:I used that spell curse when i was weilding it! Me:... I hate to be the one to tell you this but... Weird: When you least expect it a rock your mining will explode and kill you! Me:Um... ya, I'll remember that... Weird:and then I'll get all your stuff *evil laugh*! Me: You do know that the exploding rock is avoidable and won't kill me anyway right? Weird: Well then i'll go to your house and kill you myself *evil laugh*! Me: :ohnoes: well what is a when you think about it so lets all sing sing a song a hey hi dingle dangle hey hi hum with a hey hi dingle dangle hoooooooooooo...... pasty pink penguin pumpkin pie pickle pants
December 26, 200619 yr Worst scam ever: Buyin rune pick 300k (quick trade, if u take too long i decline) lulz @ rs
December 27, 200619 yr Some guy called jagux guy pmed me jagux guy: Hello sir i am part of jagex customer support, we have evidence that you have a scammed a sara palte me *starts ignoring* jagux guy: are you aware you will be premanatly banned if i dont... jagux guy: check your bank for a saara plate me: are you aware J mods have gold crowns next to there name? *he loggs off * Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 27, 200619 yr I heard this one about 20 minutes ago. "Selling choc ice 7mil!" No thanks I think I'll go to the desert and buy 1 for 30 gp then throw it at you.
December 27, 200619 yr noob: plz me:what? noob: free food plz me:go fish urself noob:plz me:what! noob: free rod plz :wall:
December 27, 200619 yr Me: Selling ores in bank Noob1: y0 h0m13, w4nn4 c0m3 t0 m4 pl4c3 f0 s0m ub0r f00n?! M1 g0t 1r0n kn1v3s 1rl!!!1! w3 c4n st4k3 Noob2: 0mg, 1 1z c0m1n'. 1'll b3 th3r3 t0m0rr0w 1f 1 l34v3 n0w w1th z3 tr41n!!1! Me: Oh god. noob1+2: g0d *bleep*, w3 p0wn. 1 g0t much0 fr13ndz.. ------------------------------- Me crafting air runes Noob: nice white phat Me: it's an air tiara Noob: yea right, i got a black one, i know how they look, noob.. Me: can i see it? Noob: it's in a cave protected by rats.. only i can kill them Me: wow, cool Noob: like i'll ever tell you that the cave is varrock dungeon (He means sewers) Me: wow, i'll go kill them all for your black phat Noob: lol, i allready teleported it to my bank Me: show me then Noob: no, you must kill 3 cows first Me: do you know you'r wasting my time? Noob: lol, u just want my phat dont ya? ur hax0rz!! *Noob runs around yelling i hack people* Me: ye sure, go kill chickens Noob: i ko them with my Floang scim (new kind of noob armour plx?) Me: wear it then Noob: can i have free stuff? me: no, now i have to go Noob: free st00f plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz Me: here, want a rune ess? Noob: ok, selling rune ess, 50k geepe! Me: whatever.. ----------------------------- Noob: buying full rune 18k and iron sword! Me: No thanks.. *Noob trades me while i walk from falla to varrock* Noob: ok, reported Me: For what? Noob: not accepting trade offers from me Me: ye right Noob: reported also for not selling rune to me, ur banned lolz! Me: yay *Mod walks past us* *Noob follows mod* Noob: mod, this dude scams! Mod: who? Noob: xanotex Me: wtf? Mod: lol, did you? Me: no.. he trades me 100 times and reports me for not selling full rune to him for 18k and an iron sword Mod: lol *Mod walks away* Noob: reported stupid mod, for not helping me *Me tele* ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8
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