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Funniest Thing to Leave a Lurer?


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I've been hearing all these stories about how people try to lure you into the wildy to pk you, and how people (obviously) can watch out for them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I was thinking... if you knew someone was trying to lure you, obviously you would bring something other than the money that they WANT you to bring. Like, I heard one person brought just some maple logs with her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, what would be the funniest item to bring, and to leave to the lurers when they finally manage to kill you? Post your ideas here - just think about how much fun you could have torturing those lurers (they deserve it anyways :twisted: )?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My vote so far is on rotten food. You killed me? Great! Have some Ghast excrement! :thumbsup:

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An inventory of pink skirts. I used to do that all the time to pkers. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where do you get them i must try this out \:D/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

o um i would leave them 1 noted yew log, 1 coin, and many pink skirts

 

 

 

they look at the death pile and see a noted yew log and thinks theres alot when it turns out its only 1 then they look at the coins and see its only 1 :XD: then they look at the skirts and say "WTF"?

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Bring Glory, Expencive hat (cav), Wiz (g) top and bottom. Nothing else. Then use Portect Item Pray. :XD:

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A nature rune, a noted yew log, and a fire staff.

 

 

 

It will look like you were alching a ton of yew logs and they'll get excited.

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The clothes store in varrock sells pink skirts.

 

 

 

Personally, I like the idea of dropping 1 noted item of moderate value, just to get them all excited.

 

 

 

Slightly off-topic, but when I smith Addy bars, I usually drink a lot of Dwarven Ales to make the most expensive Addy items possible for alching, but that really drains my combat stats. So, I take about 5,003 gp with me into the Wild with nothing else and let some pker kill me to restore my stats, knowing they'll get a decent 5k "paycheck" for restoring my stats for me.

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Bring three valuable items, a fez, and ashes.

 

 

 

When you die you'll drop the fez and ashes and it'll look like a Santa Hat.

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A nature rune, a noted yew log, and a fire staff.

 

 

 

It will look like you were alching a ton of yew logs and they'll get excited.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you mean yew LONG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not log lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i useally bring nothing so ill have to try some of these :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: and im not even gonna start on your sig

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"music is like candy you always get rid of the rapper"

we have all done this before

one time i woke up sleeping under my bed with a jello and a spoon lol :ohnoes:

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Bring three valuable items, a fez, and ashes.

 

 

 

When you die you'll drop the fez and ashes and it'll look like a Santa Hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Works better with a red bead. :wink:

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i leave them a thing of hot sauce, and pm them the song "My hot sauce brings all the boys to the yard, and theyre like, its better than yours, damn right, its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge!"

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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