Solidus_77 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Absolutely hilarious, http://www.almenconi.com/reviews.php?opt=games&sc_id=131 edit: Just a reminder, this is NOT an invitation to flame christians or any religion for that matter, just because one person write very extreme things like this doesn't mean all people following that religion will agree. 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 XD :XD: :XD: wow, no offence to christians, but this is pushing it. Seriously, who would take advice from that kind of website I took a look at the advance wars dual strike review... seriously, OMG! one of the women has her belly exposed!! ITS AN OCCULT GAME!! Oh well, let em do their reviews i suppose.. nobody will read them anyhow. XD animal crossing has an occult rating?!?! this is just too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 shame there is no grand theft auto review on there, that would have been hilarious. www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 They gave WoW a 44 (F-, apparently) and Fable a 35 (F--, apparently). Quite hilarious. What do people who are THAT offended by trivial matters even do for fun? Read the dictionary*? * = With naughty-naughty words scribbled out, of course. The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 "The Bible Game"-97. Bibleman- 99. Christian Founders- 100. Charlie Church Mouse Bible Adventures- 103 (wtf?). ONLY from a site like this :lol: . Elder Scrolls almost failed :-k . Oh crap, The Matrix: Path of Neo got a 36 :XD: . Basically, this site is for parents looking to control their kindergardner's lives with brainwashing Christianity :-$ . I mean, read why these things lose ratings :XD: . Edit: Randomly looking through them, I came across this hilarious review: Pokemon Emerald is a game that could have been great with a few minor tweaks. This game offers a lot of features, a ton of extras and solid game play. The moral content is where Nintendo misses the mark. Pokemon promotes the disproved theory of evolution. As pokemon grow and become more powerful they evolve (as the game states) to a more powerful pokemon. The new pokemon they become are usually larger, meaner, and nastier looking (an exception is a bug turning into a cocoon). This goes against GodÃÆïÃâÿÃâýs law. So many of the pokemon look like animals, there is no reason to call them monsters. The usage of Darwin seems out of place, especially when you factor in companies usually regionalize games (make adjustments to better sell in another country). This game can also be addictive with its: ÃÆïÃâÿÃâýgotta catch em allÃÆïÃâÿÃâý motto. What makes that addiction worse is how long it can take to level up the pokemon. With all that said, there is a lot of good strategy in this game. Ultimately I would not recommend this game for children, or those with addictive personalities, even though it receives a passing grade. I give it an 85 (B) for mild violence and minor occult references. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 You just found the best part ^ 8-) well done. Gah, I knew those cute looking animals were acctually all part of a vicious propaganda scheme to promote the idea of evolution among young minds RebelAssassin, I also wished they did, unfortunately they arn't rating M games except for Halo, MGS twin snakes and Fable. Got to love from Halo: Cortana = nudity :-s PS: They also rated Runescape :wink: 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolgool Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Lol.. Call of Duty lost 10 points for using "God's name in vain" THUG2 gets a 37, violating pretty much every standard they set. This makes me ashamed to be Christian. :( The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Lol.. Call of Duty lost 10 points for using "God's name in vain" THUG2 gets a 37, violating pretty much every standard they set. This makes me ashamed to be Christian. :( A few reviews ticked me off, they are quality games and what they say can hardly qualify as a review. Honestly a game review should analyze, Gameplay, Graphics, Lifespan( replayablity factor) and some other stuff. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Lol.. Call of Duty lost 10 points for using "God's name in vain" THUG2 gets a 37, violating pretty much every standard they set. This makes me ashamed to be Christian. :( A few reviews ticked me off, they are quality games and what they say can hardly qualify as a review. Honestly a game review should analyze, Gameplay, Graphics, Lifespan( replayablity factor) and some other stuff. Well, in their defense this is more of a review to help parents choose "wholesome, good games" for their little kids, not a review for what games are flat-out the best. The Christian sides of it kind of tick me off though. Oh, and of course the fact that "Pokemon promotes the disproved theory of evolution." I mean, that makes me go "WHAT THE [bleep]!?" on more than a few levels. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 Seems to me that Christians think role-playing is evil for their kids. Seems like these parents are paranoid that these kids maintain an extremely sheltered childhood. Another point is the fantasy. Like the whole hypothesis of imaginary worlds is not allowed for them and they seem to interpert an "alternate world of magic" as propaganda for a competitive religion. That's just paranoia and ignorance, I pity the kids who's parents are such fanatics as that as their life is probably quite dull Then it boils down to plain stupidity, like the idiot who rates world of warcraft claims it almost consumed him, had it not been from a repeated message from god. Not only that sounds very odd but also, he blames the game for getting himself addicted? There is no chemical dependance, just that the guy is an idiot and can't realize he was just addicted to a very fun game style. 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Putter Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 From the WoW review: Time after time I've seen many people with their character's clothes removed, leaving them in their boxers or briefs, or in their underwear and bra, and dancing in populated areas. The female night elf dance is by far the most seductive... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 From the WoW review: Time after time I've seen many people with their character's clothes removed, leaving them in their boxers or briefs, or in their underwear and bra, and dancing in populated areas. The female night elf dance is by far the most seductive... :shock: He had to go through the trouble of determining the most seductive dancer :? 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 From the WoW review: Time after time I've seen many people with their character's clothes removed, leaving them in their boxers or briefs, or in their underwear and bra, and dancing in populated areas. The female night elf dance is by far the most seductive... :shock:Ha! i remember a few months ago, a night elf was stripping on the fountain in stormwind. Drew a small crowd to lol. mostly lowbies though. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam007 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 This doesn't exactly rank games by how good they are. The scale to 100 ranks by Christianness. The way they grade games seems like they only deduct points for things they'd want protected from kids. In that sense, a game like pong would get 100 because there's nothing objectionable about it. Christian morals and video games just shouldn't mix though. This site is just a bad collision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt23 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Woot, thanks for this fantastic piece of entertainment. :D I found the Runescape one to be the most interesting... http://www.almenconi.com/reviews.php?art_id=591 I guess the person who wrote that is a bonehead. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I enjoyed reading that website, it felt like Maddox in its special kinda way. Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Kingdom Hearts 2 is a fun and entertaining game. My only concern is that the story might be a little too confusing for younger kids. If you don't have a problem with your kids watching the movies that are represented in this game, however, then you probably won't have a problem with the game. Kingdom Hearts 2 gets a 91 (A-) for mild violence and some fantasy elements. that was the overall revierw for KH2 plus they completly missed the pint of kingdom hearts chain of memories. it actually teches a lesson!!! it pretty much tells you that memories are never forgotten their just too deep to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Lol.. Call of Duty lost 10 points for using "God's name in vain" THUG2 gets a 37, violating pretty much every standard they set. This makes me ashamed to be Christian. :( A few reviews ticked me off, they are quality games and what they say can hardly qualify as a review. Honestly a game review should analyze, Gameplay, Graphics, Lifespan( replayablity factor) and some other stuff. Well, in their defense this is more of a review to help parents choose "wholesome, good games" for their little kids, not a review for what games are flat-out the best. The Christian sides of it kind of tick me off though. Oh, and of course the fact that "Pokemon promotes the disproved theory of evolution." I mean, that makes me go "WHAT THE [bleep]!?" on more than a few levels. However it seems they know very little about games. Final Fantasy VII to them is Dirge of Cerebus. Who the bloody hell calls it Final Fantasy VII? About everyone will call it Dirge of Cerebus. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 From the WoW review: Time after time I've seen many people with their character's clothes removed, leaving them in their boxers or briefs, or in their underwear and bra, and dancing in populated areas. The female night elf dance is by far the most seductive... :shock: You can thank under-exposure to things of a sexual nature for that. :lol: Personally, the Night Elf dance does NOTHING for me, and I think it's creepy as Hell if you think it's sexual. It's a freakin' game character. And it isn't even human. Wierdos. The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 That website brings joy to me I thought was never obtainable. I now pity Christians everywhere, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 shame there is no grand theft auto review on there, that would have been hilarious. think about it though, there review system basically sucks, let's take manhunt, very gory game should get like a 1% by them right? not according to their system Violence obviously like a 5 Swearing, again like 5 Sex Nudity, that i know of manhunt has no sex or nudity so 20, maybe 17 for "revealing clothes-topless men or something stupid" occult-20 again as far as i know no weird made up fantasy places its all real life cultural moral ethical....meh i dunno like 0 lol but still even like that that's about 40-50, higher than they gave warcraft so they recommend manhunt rather than warcraft? fine by me :XD: Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt23 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 From the WoW review: Time after time I've seen many people with their character's clothes removed, leaving them in their boxers or briefs, or in their underwear and bra, and dancing in populated areas. The female night elf dance is by far the most seductive... :shock: You can thank under-exposure to things of a sexual nature for that. :lol: Personally, the Night Elf dance does NOTHING for me, and I think it's creepy as Hell if you think it's sexual. It's a freakin' game character. And it isn't even human. Wierdos. That's the thing! These guys making the reviews can't distinguish fantasy from reality! I feel sorry for the kids who's parents use this website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesecretsquirrel Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Personally, the Night Elf dance does NOTHING for me OMG you like night elf DUDES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosinus Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 This is just unbelieveable, their rating rules are utterly strange. Minus points if the game have magic? What the heck is that, if the parents want braindead kids with no fantasy, FINE BY ME! Ah well, the most entertaining review I found was Fable (Note that they didn't even want to review due to an M marking of some kind). The last line is: Proceed with extreme caution. Fable is like a bomb, It can curse your family and kill your kids. AW MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 arent christians who are going to read these reviews the type who already think videogames are devilspawn already? - these are pointless and annoying at the best of times. Who the hell writes all these? - i want to go and welcome them to something called reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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