You are all being idiotic. You're nitpicking things, and missing the point entirely. Would you want your six year old playing Dirge of Cerberus? Fable? I sure as hell wouldn't. In that aspect, the site is useful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, yes i would want my child to play such games. Actually, id want them to play almost all games. People are idiotic and think that because they see something, it makes it real. Thats not true. If you teach someone the difference between real and not real, then what you show them matters little because they know to leave the killing in the make believe environment. I found this out on my own. I can be violent in games, but out of games, i hate killing spiders and ants even....

 

Then theirs the World of Warcraft review. The guy admits getting addicted and then he blames the game for addicting him!! And if that wasn't enough he goes on about how "god had called out to him several times". That has nothing normal.

That made me 'lol' for real. These people are the essence of hard-line christians. You would walk down the street on a slight angle and they'd probably scream "he's possessed - exeorcism!" :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The people who made warcraft were commie pinkos. God told me yesterday. Nintendo must include the gospels in pokemon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I agree, they are heavily overeacting on anything that casts a spell or differs from their beliefs, branding it occult.

Only games that I wouldn't want a child to play is x rated stuff.

 

 

 

I agree, they are heavily overeacting on anything that casts a spell or differs from their beliefs, branding it occult.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that's exactly why we here to laugh at them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are all being idiotic. You're nitpicking things, and missing the point entirely. Would you want your six year old playing Dirge of Cerberus? Fable? I sure as hell wouldn't. In that aspect, the site is useful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, yes i would want my child to play such games. Actually, id want them to play almost all games. People are idiotic and think that because they see something, it makes it real. Thats not true. If you teach someone the difference between real and not real, then what you show them matters little because they know to leave the killing in the make believe environment. I found this out on my own. I can be violent in games, but out of games, i hate killing spiders and ants even....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teaching a six year old that the devil that just brutally murdered your character isn't real won't work at bedtime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are all being idiotic. You're nitpicking things, and missing the point entirely. Would you want your six year old playing Dirge of Cerberus? Fable? I sure as hell wouldn't. In that aspect, the site is useful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my 8 your old cousin played and completed the main storyline for GTA3, hasnt effected him at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are all being idiotic. You're nitpicking things, and missing the point entirely. Would you want your six year old playing Dirge of Cerberus? Fable? I sure as hell wouldn't. In that aspect, the site is useful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my 8 your old cousin played and completed the main storyline for GTA3, hasnt effected him at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, he DOES cut vegetables with a certain angry vengence now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...:lol: Just kiddin'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ashkayu,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It isn't a useful site for parents. It's a useful site for super-cultist Christians. PARENTS only need to do one thing to get their kids to distinguish reality from fantasy, here's what my dad did, for example...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dad: "You know that crap isn't real, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: " And you know if you go out and shoot a cop, they'll put you in prison and you'll get raped by some large men, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "...Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: "Good. Don't do it then or I'll kick your [wagon]."

 

 

 

Me: "Okay!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That simple. That was the actual conversation my dad had with me to make sure that I didn't repeat what other kids do and go on a shooting rampage. Of course, I never would have in the first place, but he wanted to make sure I knew. It took him all of 10 seconds to warn me that if I ever did that in real life, my life would be over and it wouldn't be fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is how easy it is to be a freakin' parent. Kids who go on shooting rampages and act like morons DON'T have good parents. Now, I don't know how great my parents are compared to everyone elses, but at least mine care enough to acknowledge me and warn me of the dangers of mixing reality and fantasy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, like I said...It's just for super-cultists Christians. Parents that don't want their kids to have anything to do with the word "fun". New flash: If you hand your kids "The Bible Game" instead of say, Gears of War, they're going to think you're a jerk no matter how religious they are. The Bible is something you live by, not something you play in video game form. I've read the book, I don't need to play a game. I know what happens, and it isn't as pretty as they make it out to be. A REAL "The Bible Game" would have gotten an "F" rating from them aswell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Far as I know, the Bible doesn't say anything about not playing violent video games. They're just that - games. And if your kid can't make out the difference between reality and a game, he deserves what he has coming to him. No really, he does. People like that should just die, because they ruin it for us all.

And if you guys say, "lolz they gave the bible game a A+", it's because they don't rank the games by gameplay, graphics and replayability. It's really obvious this isn't meant for gamers, it's meant for people who give games as presents and parents who let their kids play games.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can dig. I understand the purpose of the site. But sadly, there are no "Good Christian" video games that don't also fail completely at being fun videogames. Why don't these people make one instead of complaining about the high quality demonic videogames and vindicating the cruddy angelic ones?

Playing videogames like final fantasy and metal gear will generally teach you good morals and ethics.

 

And if you guys say, "lolz they gave the bible game a A+", it's because they don't rank the games by gameplay, graphics and replayability. It's really obvious this isn't meant for gamers, it's meant for people who give games as presents and parents who let their kids play games.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can dig. I understand the purpose of the site. But sadly, there are no "Good Christian" video games that don't also fail completely at being fun videogames. Why don't these people make one instead of complaining about the high quality demonic videogames and vindicating the cruddy angelic ones?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get the domain name for the site, you start reviewin' Devil May Cry and San Andreas \

Dad: "You know that crap isn't real, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: " And you know if you go out and shoot a cop, they'll put you in prison and you'll get raped by some large men, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "...Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: "Good. Don't do it then or I'll kick your [wagon]."

 

 

 

Me: "Okay!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, thats basicly what I got told when I wanted to read Harry Potter.(except that it was a bit more docile.) If you're kids live out in the middle of no where and are never going to enter the "secular" world then these ratings are perfect for you, but if you live in normal areas it is a waste of time.

 

Dad: "You know that crap isn't real, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: " And you know if you go out and shoot a cop, they'll put you in prison and you'll get raped by some large men, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "...Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: "Good. Don't do it then or I'll kick your [wagon]."

 

 

 

Me: "Okay!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, thats basicly what I got told when I wanted to read Harry Potter.(except that it was a bit more docile.) If you're kids live out in the middle of no where and are never going to enter the "secular" world then these ratings are perfect for you, but if you live in normal areas it is a waste of time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My dad has a sense of humor. I know it made him SOUND like an angry drunk man but he isn't, he's just got a funny way of saying things. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, he DOES cut vegetables with a certain angry vengence now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...:lol: Just kiddin'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ashkayu,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It isn't a useful site for parents. It's a useful site for super-cultist Christians. PARENTS only need to do one thing to get their kids to distinguish reality from fantasy, here's what my dad did, for example...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dad: "You know that crap isn't real, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: " And you know if you go out and shoot a cop, they'll put you in prison and you'll get raped by some large men, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "...Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: "Good. Don't do it then or I'll kick your [wagon]."

 

 

 

Me: "Okay!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That simple. That was the actual conversation my dad had with me to make sure that I didn't repeat what other kids do and go on a shooting rampage. Of course, I never would have in the first place, but he wanted to make sure I knew. It took him all of 10 seconds to warn me that if I ever did that in real life, my life would be over and it wouldn't be fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is how easy it is to be a freakin' parent. Kids who go on shooting rampages and act like morons DON'T have good parents. Now, I don't know how great my parents are compared to everyone elses, but at least mine care enough to acknowledge me and warn me of the dangers of mixing reality and fantasy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, like I said...It's just for super-cultists Christians. Parents that don't want their kids to have anything to do with the word "fun". New flash: If you hand your kids "The Bible Game" instead of say, Gears of War, they're going to think you're a jerk no matter how religious they are. The Bible is something you live by, not something you play in video game form. I've read the book, I don't need to play a game. I know what happens, and it isn't as pretty as they make it out to be. A REAL "The Bible Game" would have gotten an "F" rating from them aswell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Far as I know, the Bible doesn't say anything about not playing violent video games. They're just that - games. And if your kid can't make out the difference between reality and a game, he deserves what he has coming to him. No really, he does. People like that should just die, because they ruin it for us all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If that's true, it wouldn't matter whether or not he told you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yes, you are right about the fact The Bible Game was a terrible game, and how most kids wouldn't be super influenced by it. But the reviews aren't set in stone, they are guidelines, more like a "you should probably watch them and tell them what Tigra's dad told him while he played them".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, he DOES cut vegetables with a certain angry vengence now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...:lol: Just kiddin'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ashkayu,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It isn't a useful site for parents. It's a useful site for super-cultist Christians. PARENTS only need to do one thing to get their kids to distinguish reality from fantasy, here's what my dad did, for example...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dad: "You know that crap isn't real, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: " And you know if you go out and shoot a cop, they'll put you in prison and you'll get raped by some large men, right?"

 

 

 

Me: "...Yea."

 

 

 

Dad: "Good. Don't do it then or I'll kick your [wagon]."

 

 

 

Me: "Okay!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That simple. That was the actual conversation my dad had with me to make sure that I didn't repeat what other kids do and go on a shooting rampage. Of course, I never would have in the first place, but he wanted to make sure I knew. It took him all of 10 seconds to warn me that if I ever did that in real life, my life would be over and it wouldn't be fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is how easy it is to be a freakin' parent. Kids who go on shooting rampages and act like morons DON'T have good parents. Now, I don't know how great my parents are compared to everyone elses, but at least mine care enough to acknowledge me and warn me of the dangers of mixing reality and fantasy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, like I said...It's just for super-cultists Christians. Parents that don't want their kids to have anything to do with the word "fun". New flash: If you hand your kids "The Bible Game" instead of say, Gears of War, they're going to think you're a jerk no matter how religious they are. The Bible is something you live by, not something you play in video game form. I've read the book, I don't need to play a game. I know what happens, and it isn't as pretty as they make it out to be. A REAL "The Bible Game" would have gotten an "F" rating from them aswell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Far as I know, the Bible doesn't say anything about not playing violent video games. They're just that - games. And if your kid can't make out the difference between reality and a game, he deserves what he has coming to him. No really, he does. People like that should just die, because they ruin it for us all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If that's true, it wouldn't matter whether or not he told you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yes, you are right about the fact The Bible Game was a terrible game, and how most kids wouldn't be super influenced by it. But the reviews aren't set in stone, they are guidelines, more like a "you should probably watch them and tell them what Tigra's dad told him while he played them".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And how is the parent supposed to know what the child is really thinking? They aren't psychics. A reminder like that is great.

Star Wars Republic Commando receives an 82 (B-) for lots of violence and using the word damn a couple of times.

 

 

 

You're in war...what did you expect? LOL. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jak 2

 

 

 

Game portrays rebellion against established cultural norms. (-3 pts)

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean WOW. They're tring to take down a evil government here and they think its bad? Bad guys = Good now I suppose.

My dad just wanted to make sure I knew. He was semi-joking because he knew I'd never do it, but he wanted to make sure I knew that real life is real life and a game is a game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's just how easy it is for a parent to be a parent.

Know what, I should tell them that most of the days of the week are named after pagan stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday - Woden's (Odin's) Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday - Thor's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday - Freija's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday - Named after Roman sun god festival - Solus Invicta

AWWW come on! lol the ddr reviews were crap x.x

Know what, I should tell them that most of the days of the week are named after pagan stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday - Woden's (Odin's) Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday - Thor's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday - Freija's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday - Named after Roman sun god festival - Solus Invicta

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everything is named after old God's and stuff like that. :P Most planets, stars, blahblahblah is all Roman/Greek/etc.

Know what, I should tell them that most of the days of the week are named after pagan stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday - Woden's (Odin's) Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday - Thor's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday - Freija's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday - Named after Roman sun god festival - Solus Invicta

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the things they deducted points for was breaking the cultural norm, so they wouldn't freak out over the obvious.

Crimsonking, you're totally missing the point. They are pointing out things most parents don't get. If I was six, I'd probably have been scared by that Children of Mana game, and if you actually bothered to read the Xenosaga quote you posted, you'll notice they are saying that you need proper reverence to OTHER religions, too. And the Matrix thing is spot on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are all being idiotic. You're nitpicking things, and missing the point entirely. Would you want your six year old playing Dirge of Cerberus? Fable? I sure as hell wouldn't. In that aspect, the site is useful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if you guys say, "lolz they gave the bible game a A+", it's because they don't rank the games by gameplay, graphics and replayability. It's really obvious this isn't meant for gamers, it's meant for people who give games as presents and parents who let their kids play games.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I say THANK YOU =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But anyway, by reading this, it's not for gamers because lots of them got annoyed at this guy; evidently he and his guys are scoring games by morals and such so that the PARENTS (not the kids you should notice) can decide what game is appropriate. I've read through this site and have you read the HL2 review? Maybe the Halo 2 ones. It seems like the lot of you just skim through the reviews and not reading it carefully because one of the reviewers of Al Menconi Ministries liked HL2 (even though IT IS MORE GRAPHIC THAN HALO 2). Games are also reviewed by the amount of violence, sexuality, etc, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You must believe me that there are Christians who'll die if they hear a single profanity and you'll have the ones that stop when 1,000 F-words come on a single screen, it depends on the PARENT. So, instead of just skimming, can you actually read all the reviews?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S Just don't flame him because he had some serious trouble with immature "boys" who defended their games with extreme profanity. I just wonder if some of you will try to flame him.

Absolutely hilarious, http://www.almenconi.com/reviews.php?opt=games&sc_id=131

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: Just a reminder, this is NOT an invitation to flame christians or any religion for that matter, just because one person write very extreme things like this doesn't mean all people following that religion will agree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm a christian and, I have totally lost respect for most church goers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are some who talk about going to Mother F***ing church..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

REAL Christian, eh?

 

Know what, I should tell them that most of the days of the week are named after pagan stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday - Woden's (Odin's) Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday - Thor's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday - Freija's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday - Named after Roman sun god festival - Solus Invicta

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everything is named after old God's and stuff like that. :P Most planets, stars, blahblahblah is all Roman/Greek/etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wonder if they have alternative names for them.

Man...that site made me smack my forehead.

 

 

 

Being a christian, i try to watch out for wat i do in the world. But let me tell u, that site is a load of bull. Christians dont need to be fascists in deciding how their kids live. More importantly, christianity is a choice right? Websites like that give bad impressions...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then again, i guess the other guys out there who pointed out that this site is for deciding games meant for very young kids may be right. Although i wudnt let my kids play any rated "t" games anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, btw read the Fable [antihero] review. I thot it was hilarious. F--? lol

 

 

 

Wonder wat they wud have done with really bad games like playboy: the mansion. Arent those the kinda games that need avoiding?

Man...that site made me smack my forehead.

 

 

 

Being a christian, i try to watch out for wat i do in the world. But let me tell u, that site is a load of bull. Christians dont need to be fascists in deciding how their kids live. More importantly, christianity is a choice right? Websites like that give bad impressions...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then again, i guess the other guys out there who pointed out that this site is for deciding games meant for very young kids may be right. Although i wudnt let my kids play any rated "t" games anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, btw read the Fable [antihero] review. I thot it was hilarious. F--? lol

 

 

 

Wonder wat they wud have done with really bad games like playboy: the mansion. Arent those the kinda games that need avoiding?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you really think hardcore Christian parents who look at sites that give Animal Crossing occult marks will let their kids look at Playboy: The Mansion?