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The Swiss Invades Neighboring Country - Then Retreats

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It was an accident apparently. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fri Mar 2, 8:51 AM ET

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZURICH, Switzerland - What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem," Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is one of those things that you think would never happen, but happened anyway. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's next?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pig's flying?

 

 

 

Hell freezing over?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Canada invading the United States?

 

 

 

Oh wait, that happened already... ^^;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I thought it was kinda amusing... :-w

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i only found the title amusing, due to its sheer inaccuracy...

Meh, I wouldn't call accidentally crossing a border an invasion, which perspective is the only thing that makes this story funny in the first place.

why does liechenstein even exist anyways lol...its so small

Haha,

Liechtenstein doesn't have an army.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope any young people that read the article don't start developing "ideas"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You *could* invade their little country by hiring 200 mercenaries from North Africa and sailing across the ocean and crossing Italy with a transport truck, labeling it as "health products".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But just because they can't fight back, doesn't mean you could rule their country without international repercussions. You'd be expelled from the UN and probably face a NATO attack, just a reminder. You could briefly tax the population and seize government treasuries and assets though.

Haha,
Liechtenstein doesn't have an army.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope any young people that read the article don't start developing "ideas"...

 

 

 

Do you know how many banks and rich companies have their HQ's and money in Liechtenstein? Imagine all the money you'd get... All you have to do is buy some land somewhere, declare your land an independent country, conquer Liechtenstein before the country you bought the land from conquers/trade embargos you, bribe the UN with the money you got so you don't get sued in international court, and live in Liechtenstein the rest of your life... The weather's really nice there...

 

 

 

Oh and I thought the same thing as Ash.

Losers...

Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?

Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious.

Haha,
Liechtenstein doesn't have an army.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope any young people that read the article don't start developing "ideas"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You *could* invade their little country by hiring 200 mercenaries from North Africa and sailing across the ocean and crossing Italy with a transport truck, labeling it as "health products".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But just because they can't fight back, doesn't mean you could rule their country without international repercussions. You'd be expelled from the UN and probably face a NATO attack, just a reminder. You could briefly tax the population and seize government treasuries and assets though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Planning a one-person take-over tomorrow morning at dawn.

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That would have been a priceless headline :P

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:o This can be TIFCon! we shall all meet at the boarder and then attack a nightfall. Once we gain control of the country, we shall hold a meeting That is before NATO comes....

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hmmmm, and by any chance do any of you know where I can buy 300 ak-47's and a few thousand rounds of 7.62 mm ammo? evil........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

funny story, not somthing I would ever expect.

And Switzerland could of lost their long prized neutrality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If it was seen as transgression then Austria and Switzerland would probably be very mad at eachother.

Ahahahaha. Paraphrasing Borat: NICE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If it was seen as transgression then Austria and Switzerland would probably be very mad at eachother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank God most people on Earth use their common sense...

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That's somewhat funny. :P We all know the Swiss were just there to take "measuremnts to plan there attack :twisted: . They know the have to act soon before I take over the world :twisted: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for all of you that feel threatend you should mwuhuhahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow im crazy I should calm down too much sugar.

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Ahahahaha. Paraphrasing Borat: NICE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If it was seen as transgression then Austria and Switzerland would probably be very mad at eachother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank God most people on Earth use their common sense...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Without common sence we could be free of squirrel oppression.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If they were around the border they should know WHERE IT IS. This was an act of WAR! They just psyched out at the last minute!

Ha, funny because if it was true, Switzerland would be one of the biggest traitors ever! :lol:

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Whats NATO? Is it like a UN Army Force thingy or something? :?

Whats NATO? Is it like a UN Army Force thingy or something? :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh God no.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NATO (North American Treaty Organization) is a coalition of nations that will defend each other militarily if the other is attacked. The United States, Mexico, and Canada are the prime members. I believe the UK has also signed, as well as many other smaller nations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NATO was organized to mirror the Warsaw Pact, which was a similar treaty system started by the USSR in the Cold War. Even though the War is over, the positive effects of NATO are still useful.

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I giggled at that.

 

 

 

I think invading Liechtenstein would be pretty pointless anyway.

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I giggled at that.

 

 

 

I think invading Liechtenstein would be pretty pointless anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. Do you know the amount of Liechtenstein Banks aka Swiss Banks there is? You could easily turn the place into a money laundering center. After all, they already did that once before they were blacklisted in 2001, and then cleaned up their act.

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Speaking of small European, army-less countrys that no one has ever heard of before, I present to you, Andorra!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its between France and Spain. ::'

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Speaking of small European, army-less countrys that no one has ever heard of before, I present to you, Andorra!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its between France and Spain. ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't East Timor a sovereign country too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I just remembered that country existed, my globes and atlases are seriously out of date (I got one that's 1965)

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