TTanT Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 [hide=slightly offensive]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: What is your favorite word?You: TransnecropyrobestialityYou: Its also my facorite activityStranger: Ew.Stranger: Dead people and animals?Stranger: Or dead cross gender animals?You: Let me explain....You: In song!You: I must addressYou: this fearlessYou: hobby of mineYou: grab a dressYou: it is, I confessYou: for men more thanYou: women!Stranger: You are so fabulous.You: Then you mustStranger: Does this go on?You: Ju-u-ustYou: (yes, it does)You: Go to your local pet cemetaryYou: and find a nice gerbil or canaryYou: dig it up, and pull out a lighterYou: and set fire to the little blighterYou: Next it is R-ratedYou: But lets just say we matedYou: my thirst was satedYou: and conjugatedYou: were our bodies!You: The scorch marks do burnYou: yet I always returnYou: for this hobby of mineYou: IS absolutely sublime!You: (ok, I'm done)You: (Not bad for total improvisation, eh?)Stranger: That was awesome!Stranger: Seriously, that isn't from something?You: Nope.You: Although I styled it after Tom Lehrer's songsYou: The rhyming and sick subject, that isStranger: Still, awesome.You: I'm writing that down so I can improve it. heh.Stranger: What do you do? I mean, other than dead animals.Stranger: Career wise?You: School, to be honestYou: Although I am a renowned couch potatoeStranger: Ditto that.Stranger: Post this shizz on YT.Stranger: No joke.Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] And what is YT? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 YouTube 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 YouTube *Searches* The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 You don't know youtube? :shock: [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 You don't know youtube? :shock: :roll: Of course I do, silly. I just don't know the abbreviation. By *searches* I emant that I was searching Youtube for his video of me. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivimancer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 You have been concected to a random stranger, say Hi You: hi?Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARSyou: er... go GolbatStranger: ABRA used teleport! stranger has disconnected fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 [hide]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: 21/m/Germany, you?Stranger: FORM OF OCTOPUS!You: shaoe of: Bucket!Stranger: FORM OF ZEBRA!You: SHAPE OF: MICHEAL ATKINSON!Stranger: FORM OF COYOTE!You: SHAPE OF: MOOSE! OH GOAWDStranger: FORM OF GNAT!You: SHAPE OF: BUG ZAPPERStranger: FORM OF CAMEL!You: SHAPE OF: HUNGRY ARABStranger: FORM OF PIDGEON!You: SHAPE OF: ANGRY NEW YORK WINDOW WIPERStranger: FORM OF ZERO COOLStranger: Mess with the best, die like the rest.You: I once found a dog turd, it was liek SIX INCHES LONG MANStranger: O_OStranger: srsly?You: Oh ya, I took a picture if you want to see it.Stranger: I doYou: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200708/r165458_613069.jpgYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Aussies will get the last joke. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: I WANNA BE, THE VERY BESTStranger: OMG ITS U AGAINStranger: I JSUT GOT UStranger: HOLY [cabbage]You: noStranger: YEsYou: its not me againStranger: i swear to gofStranger: i left uYou: were lots of themStranger: when u sent the youtube linkStranger: WTfYou: ohStranger: omgYou: this one?You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9KN9iFpcx8Stranger: YESYou: xD XD XDStranger: ROFLStranger: OMStranger: OMGStranger: THAT WAS PRICELESS|You: Well i guess i still wanna be the very bestStranger: that no one ever was?You: To catch them, is my real testStranger: u just mind[bleep]ed me buddyYou: ;DStranger: lmfaoStranger: im going to remember this foreverYou: GoodStranger: lets get marriedYou: SureYou: in Vegas?Stranger: yayStranger: YESStranger: :DYou: Okay you go grab the plane nowYou: im already hereStranger: HeyStranger: I'm the other guyStranger: I feel left out in this =/You: what other guyStranger: XDStranger: Me and my friend are chatting on hereStranger: Cause shes amazing D:Stranger: So marry her >.>Stranger: Not me thoughYou: oh okayYou: is she hot?Stranger: She looks like BellaStranger: XDStranger: NahStranger: ShesYou: kewlStranger: Yeah i like to think soStranger: To keep her spirits upoYou: okay awesomeStranger: Cause shes specialStranger: To meStranger: and some hairy apes in apelandYou: APES?You: WHERE?You: IM SCARED NOWStranger: WINNIPEGStranger: IM SCURDYour conversational partner has disconnected. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Stranger: So, Cod4You: Yees.You: I don't play it.You: I [bleep] off to... I mean.You: No, I don't play it.You: I don't own a 360.You: I'm sorry.You: I'M SORRY.You: I SAID I'M SORRY, OK.You: DID YOU _ING HEAR ME.Stranger: your sense of humor is mediocre at best, i would use it less if i were you.Your conversational partner has disconnected. :mellow: :( ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Stranger: So, Cod4You: Yees.You: I don't play it.You: I [bleep] off to... I mean.You: No, I don't play it.You: I don't own a 360.You: I'm sorry.You: I'M SORRY.You: I SAID I'M SORRY, OK.You: DID YOU _ING HEAR ME.Stranger: your sense of humor is mediocre at best, i would use it less if i were you.Your conversational partner has disconnected. :mellow: :( He's right though, your attempt at humor was nothing but annoying :-| . Try saying something that isn't screaming for a laugh next time. YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Omegle makes me so angry sometimes. ;_: One time, I was tallking to someone, we had so much in common... and then my IE breaks. D: Same thing happened again like last night, but I got her MSN address beforehand (rargh, sly trick >:3 ), so now we're MSN buddies. Turns out she lives like an hour away from me, we're gonna go meet up over ze holidays. /cheer sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Omegle makes me so angry sometimes. ;_: One time, I was tallking to someone, we had so much in common... and then my IE breaks. D: Same thing happened again like last night, but I got her MSN address beforehand (rargh, sly trick >:3 ), so now we're MSN buddies. Turns out she lives like an hour away from me, we're gonna go meet up over ze holidays. /cheerD: Hello, I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Omegle makes me so angry sometimes. ;_: One time, I was tallking to someone, we had so much in common... and then my IE breaks. D: Same thing happened again like last night, but I got her MSN address beforehand (rargh, sly trick >:3 ), so now we're MSN buddies. Turns out she lives like an hour away from me, we're gonna go meet up over ze holidays. /cheerD: Hello, I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline. Hi there, Chris Hanson. How you doing? >;D sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Omegle makes me so angry sometimes. ;_: One time, I was tallking to someone, we had so much in common... and then my IE breaks. D: Same thing happened again like last night, but I got her MSN address beforehand (rargh, sly trick >:3 ), so now we're MSN buddies. Turns out she lives like an hour away from me, we're gonna go meet up over ze holidays. /cheer dot dot DOT.Make a call to CSNBC before you leave. and Pinkbullets actual convo wasn't very funny, but his reactionary emoticons had me dying! I'm coming out of trolling retirement. Back to Omegle with me! Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 edit: url is now www.chatroulette.comThat link ^ is basically like Omegle except with webcam and audio. You can choose not to have webcam or audio though, it's up to you. I've met some interesting people... I didn't save the convo but there was this one european man who wanted to marry me, sort of scared me off. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 [hide=slightly offensive]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: What is your favorite word?You: TransnecropyrobestialityYou: Its also my facorite activityStranger: Ew.Stranger: Dead people and animals?Stranger: Or dead cross gender animals?You: Let me explain....You: In song!You: I must addressYou: this fearlessYou: hobby of mineYou: grab a dressYou: it is, I confessYou: for men more thanYou: women!Stranger: You are so fabulous.You: Then you mustStranger: Does this go on?You: Ju-u-ustYou: (yes, it does)You: Go to your local pet cemetaryYou: and find a nice gerbil or canaryYou: dig it up, and pull out a lighterYou: and set fire to the little blighterYou: Next it is R-ratedYou: But lets just say we matedYou: my thirst was satedYou: and conjugatedYou: were our bodies!You: The scorch marks do burnYou: yet I always returnYou: for this hobby of mineYou: IS absolutely sublime!You: (ok, I'm done)You: (Not bad for total improvisation, eh?)Stranger: That was awesome!Stranger: Seriously, that isn't from something?You: Nope.You: Although I styled it after Tom Lehrer's songsYou: The rhyming and sick subject, that isStranger: Still, awesome.You: I'm writing that down so I can improve it. heh.Stranger: What do you do? I mean, other than dead animals.Stranger: Career wise?You: School, to be honestYou: Although I am a renowned couch potatoeStranger: Ditto that.Stranger: Post this shizz on YT.Stranger: No joke.Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] And what is YT?You are my hero. =D> Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 http://www.head-to-head.org/That link ^ is basically like Omegle except with webcam and audio. You can choose not to have webcam or audio though, it's up to you. I've met some interesting people... I didn't save the convo but there was this one european man who wanted to marry me, sort of scared me off. Why did you reject my proposal? :( Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 http://www.head-to-head.org/That link ^ is basically like Omegle except with webcam and audio. You can choose not to have webcam or audio though, it's up to you. I've met some interesting people... I didn't save the convo but there was this one european man who wanted to marry me, sort of scared me off.I definitely saw you.OHHH was that you that asked, "Wongtong?!" or whatever? I thought that was jaerkd00d, which is why I said the ... N word. I just watched a guy "smoke a fat blunt". 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Thanks for posting that site Wong. :blink: The first stranger I encountered said my TIF username, and turned out to be Istolethepie! [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Thanks for posting that site Wong. The first stranger I encountered said my TIF username, and turned out to be Istolethepie! HAHA, that's pretty great. The first person I talked to also happened to be from TIF. I'm starting to think the entire "head2head" community is just us. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I got Rangeor first. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Thanks for posting that site Wong. :blink: The first stranger I encountered said my TIF username, and turned out to be Istolethepie!I still have the pictures saved. :razz: edit: now just got rangeor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 WHAT, I'm on it now.. haven't found anyone yet.. :( 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 O_oI got that guy as well, had a decent convo. IM LOOKIN FOR YOU PIE! 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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