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Falling flat on the floor/fainting

Hmm... * Looks at friends list* I have a rock**, some oxide, a maple, some static, a horn, something from hell, a bear, so no. **These words are part of actual player names

I know what to do, give it to me

I googled Runescape cheats and came up with stuff like this

Should have learned the rules... That's the great thing about the Internet, nobody know if you're a dog* in real life. *You can substitute dog with the following:Extraterrastrial, noob, freak, and/or drop-out

Hilarious. Were you the person saying Kah bah gee? It's amazing how easily Zezima can stop a riot and then escape the crowd (well, not too hard to escape the crowd, but you get the point)

Yah, except I always right click every player I pass, be they macroer, strange named, or random person

When in the mind altar, to the east, there is a shaded area.

Noone really, most people I know aren't active. I did introduce some real life friends to the game though

It could get pretty big, especially since not all people use the RuneScape Website. Some come in from Miniclip, and I came from something called "RealPlayer" or something like that (it was Real-x)

Because the average IQ of a Tip.Iter is pi to the 10th power % higher than RuneHQers

Exactly, the furnace would be helpful, but not a bank. There are a handful of gold-mining autoers as there is

Actually, 1 kg is 2.2 lbs., not the other way around. Here's one; You try and light a fire in the middle of a forest, and then stick your hands in it

It's the parents' fault, what did they not stop it earlier? It also said he was a "registered player" and that his father allowed it, so does that mean he was a member? All this points to bad parenting. Bad parenting + fun, yet stupid RPG = game addict

Happened to me with my 43 prayer :x An "ARRGGH!" moment could be trying to go somewhere (like a guild) and forgetting to bring the equipment, like brown apron, chef's hat, etc.

126s, because the lvl3s would have a max hit of 1 or 2 and that's only about 10% of the time. Add in the 90+ defence and it's like a bunch of dogs attacking a tank

They called it "king" because they already have a queen. However, it may be interesting to add another level of it with the KBD's spawn :XD:

That doesn't really work, trust me. Just report the macroer in question and move along

Mine has all mime, all zombie, all holidays, basically all F2P emotes.

Speling might be a nice addition to the game. This would improve the overall intelligence of the RuneScape population, but may incur the wrath of bad spellers.

I heard that a Jagex staff member did it on purpose, but now the person is on "vacation" (lame excuse) so they can't find out why they did it

I got .1 blackmarks for saying that I "could hack someone in the wildy with my rune axe"

I hate combat pures, but not skillers. People hate them because a lvl40 pure could hit 16 while also having a similar hit on range/magic. Most of us have all lost something to a pure(s) be it their armor, their weapon, their food, or their sanity. Pures are made for the player's enjoyment, in which case is defeating all comers in the wilderness. They play by the rules (because there are no rules), so why not do what they do? Be a prayer noob, bring teleport runes, safe. There are no rules in the wilderness, so you can bs or anything that abides by the game rules. Of course, bsing isn't always safe with large clans in multi-combat zones

Looks like a boat. I'm F2P, but I think it could signal a future area or charter ship

I would keep it, because it's his fault he died. Of course, you could sell it and buy stuff for a drop party and give back to the RuneScape community. I've seen many noobs die (some at my luring hand) and I rarely give their stuff back unless they act very politely and they make reasonable demands. What's really funny is that once someone died with 40 noted cooked lobsters and only wanted his anti-dragon shield back. Some players report me for item scamming. Anybody who took the time to read my boring junk/this, please tell me if it's okay to say "Drop party" in Lumbridge, then walk over to the dark wizard circle south of Varrock. I feel that it is not nice, but in a way, is truthful.