Theoknight2

i dont think the digsite quest should be needed, just if you have it done, 10k freee experience. The reason is because at the end of digsite, you are a pretty good archaeologist. :wink:

I dont really know price for 99 smithing, but that seems like a fun thing to do! [/sarcasm] No but really, you should. Buy all that you can with your money, then mine the rest! Gets you at least one 99, plus respect fo lyfe.

That if i hold a card-board circle with an arrow on it over my head, im bullet-proof. That if i stand behind a table and shoot someone, they wont be able to get me, no matter how hard they try. That if I bang pieces of rocks together, I can shoot fire-balls. That arrows can go through thick plates of armor. That If i kill beetles, they will give me a red t-shirt worth millions. That I can escape from anywhere just by breaking a tablet on the ground. That by using a staff to do magic, i dont have to do anything. That bad men wear tan shirts and green pants. Playing pinball with a weird old guy is perfectly normal. That holding a little tiny dagger makes me stronger ( just holding it). That whips kill you faster than a huge broadsword. That There are different dimensions, and people travel between them all the time. That I cannot wear different colored shirts 'til i got better accuracy. That wearing a necklace will make me stronger. That I can rub jewelry to take me to far-away places. That most other races are shorter than I. Rome was not the first city, Lumbridge was. No matter how many times I die, I will teleport to where I was born and keep my three most valuable possesions. Wearing steel armor painted blue protects you better than regular steel. That no matter how many times I use something, it shalt never break. Except if it is deep brown/khaki colored. That If i follow notes on a piece of paper, I'll get vast ammounts of treasure! That going 30,000 miles on a boat takes 30 seconds. That it takes me 10 minutes to write somthing this long.

alch all rune stuff ( or give to me) and then you maybe have 15mil rofl nice ammount of monks robes :wink:

a good way to train def + range is karils xbow. fires fast enough even on long range to still be good. IMO my way is better, but do what you wish.

does freminik isles give def exp? if not ( or even if it does who cares about 1-2 def lvls) do it for nezzy helm. way better than warrior tbh.

moose!! your back! :o great guide i hate how you spread the word about this spot though. Fav mining spot ftw :cry:

dont suppose you need an editor? I'm quite good at writing, so maybe i could be chief reporter. RSN: Theoknight2 Total: at least 1450, not sure post count: 480+ last time i checked Reason: I writing and newspapers pm me via tif or ingame

first i thought, nothin good then i saw the right column and im like Ever thought of maxing out or getting 99 prayer? definetly get 99 range/mage.

erm how?

whats this only tip.itchat bull? Tip it is declining IMO.

whos my favorite Northern culture? C E L T!!! Actually its Norway and the Vikings but meh.

Nise u gud. Do you use the dragon arrows/darts to stake? if not, you should probly sell. Sell the mask, get a green, (idk prices so if this is unpossible ignore it). and be happy. Nice deat count ya got there :wink:

yeah since i originally made this as a joke (first draft) they had all sorts of stupid rewards. I musta forgot to take it out. :XD:

Required Quests: Sheep shearer Lost city Death Plateau Sir Amik Varse portion of rfd ( you just have to have access to evil chicken's lair, not completed) Required Skills: 65 range 55 agility ( at least, higher is better) Required Items:Combat Gear, Dramen staff, Rope and mithril grapples, knife, pick-ax (will lose), Raw chicken ( a couple of em)coins (10k should do, bring 260k if you want the EROk/Q) Start Point: Farmer Fred's house. Talk to Farmer Fred. He will say that he needs a rooster to get more chickens as all his are being stolen. After arguing whether it would be easier to just get more chickens, he sends you off to find a rooster. Now, go to burthorpe. Talk to Tenzing (sherpa dude) and ask him about his rooster. He will say its not for sale, and then you ask him where to get one. He says he got it "on the mountain." Go over to the man who makes your boots [bleep]ed. Ask him about climbing gear. He will take a rope, pick-ax, knife and 1 grapple. then he will give you a bag called climbing gear. Go back to Tenzing's house, and tell him you need boots that will help yuou climb vertically up a mountain. He will giv you a pair of red climbing boots. Go as if you were going to troll stronghold, but instead keep going until you see a transportation symbol. Use your climbing gear on the rocks and your character will climb up to the rocks. Use a grapple on the rock you just climbed up for easier access in the future. Now keep doing the past couple sentences until you end up by a cave. Go in, and talk to the only talkable rooster. Ask him about chickens disappearing and getting a rooster. he will say that his brother, EROD/D(evil rooster of death and destruction) is searching for his soul mate among the chickens of the world. He will gloat about him, The EROK/Q (evil rooster of knowledge and quests) does not need a soul-mate. Ask him where his brother is now and he will say something about a chicken's lair. Go to Zanaris, then to the evil chicken's lair. you will see a cutscene, then fight the EROD/D and the evil chicen at once. The evil chicken uses mage and the EROD/D uses melee. The EROK/Q will also join you and uses range. Defeat them and they will both teleport.Grab teh chickens off the ground (they are in cages) and go back to Farmer Fred. He will say that both the cages and his chickens are damaged. Go to varrock, and talk to horvik and the apothecary. They will each take 2500 gold to fix the cages and chickens. Back to Farmer Fred's house. Talk to him, and give him the chickens. He will eat them and turn into the EROD/D. He now uses melee and range, but the range attack is pretty weak compared to his melee attack. Defeat him and take the key. Open the cupboard and Farmer Fred will thank you. Rewards: 30k gp 20,000 range exp 20,000 agility exp the chance to use the EROK/Q Note: After the quest, talk to the EROK/Q in Farmer Fred's house about not having enough inventory space during quests. He will offer to help you for a measly price of 250k. If you accept, then he will be as an item in your inventory. Use up to 5 quest items/rewards to make him store them.

a new essential pure quest ( anyone know other required quests' exp rewards?)

Yanille. Mage's guild ( i am uber mage) Ogre enclave ( fav place in whole wide world) and deserted as hell.

Mahjarrat made. That means that they are making something. Now who do we know in the north that is building something? The penguins. Now do we know the god penguins follow? No. They could be Mahjarrat under a curse, or just with zaros from the beginning. This seems pretty far-fetched, but then again, this is Jagex.

get your melee combat stats up. I'd suggest 75/80/75. Also, herblore, farming and slayer won't bite. They are fun skills ( depending on who ya talk to :wink:) and pretty good money-makers.

Rag and bone man thing is a bad idea. Make it so like dr jekyl and mr hyde, that if you dont give him 1 bone, then he attacks you. dont make him take all bones, can you imagine what would happen to people training prayer on houses? (2k d bones in invent [noted], gone.)

You were right to make him lose his cape. Gj on pwning those lurers! I also have a story to tell. Someone came up to me (not surprisingly 1 lvl above me) and said i am quitting and showed me some stuff.Immediately suspicious, i told him i was planking and needed to bank first. I grabbed telegrabs sharks and a couple def pots. I also kept on my "planking" gear. ( full black d hide nezzy helm, dds, "for randoms")he dropped the coins like 20 steps out from northern bar ( before ditch) I run out, chugging a def pot as ice cubes appeared over my character. I telegrabbed the coins, gobbling sharks as i ran back out of the wilderness. He had not banked or traded with anyone, so it was the full 3mil or so. I was ecstatic and wasn't afraid to gloat to him afterward. Hehe lurers ftl. PS: parargraphs are NOT your friend, contrary to popular belief.

Its a great spot to afk ( you gotta look back every couple mins to drink prayer pot). Stand outside bandos door, and watch all the orks try to kill you. Very good but pretty expensive.

or just build a buncha kitchens, your choice.

1) dont alch it, instead every so often go downstairs and sell to store. 2)Row is ftl. It didn't help me, it hindered me. 3) I spent tons of tokens trying to get iron, (3k+) but then once i got it i got rune within an hour.

I remember you raving about it in blogchat. Rofl nice dude.