deathdrow

vingt-deux.

Y2K. Man I wish I wasn't 5 years old when all the hype about that was around. :lol: I was seven. and my family never told me about it. they probably didn't even know ):

SHICKSTEAN

banned because I understand everything in your sig.

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well, april 2nd is cthulhu day. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu_Day thats if you wanna know about cthulhu day. I'm pretty excited, because it only happens three times a year. what are you going to do for it? I'm probably gonna play some whiffle ball. set up a ritualistic sacrifice table thingy on the bleachers at school. my friend is gonna bring his copy of the Necronomicon. He says we should read from it. What happens on Cthulhu Day Festivities can vary from place to place, but most celebrations include: Pin the Tail on the Lurking Fear Worship of your favorite Old One Competition to see who has become the most 'Fishy' (Innsmouth only) Pi?ata Special "Cthulhu Day" cakes (Vanilla, Chocolate, Coconut, or Human, Each 200 years kitten) Remain sane Wiffle Ball (Space permitting) Sack Races Nude dancing around the fire Ping Pong Being captured by the police after a violent episode in the woods Readings of your favorite passages of the Necronomicon Shoggoth Races Ritualistic human sacrifice Checkers Stay conscious for as long as possible so, what are you doing for cthulhu day? [hide=][/hide]

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april fools

People always call when I'm in the bathroom. And it's not like I've been in there awhile; I've barely sat down (it only ever happens when I take a dump, the most inconvenient time) and I'm in the process. No stopping that train, and by the time I'm done and have rushed to the phone, they've hung up. I'm almost always the only person in the house when this happens. I know some guy friends who I have called while they were in the toilet, we continued our conversations nonetheless (what kind of word is nonetheless..). It's handy to have a portable phone. so you go to the bathroom, and talk to your guy friends? no, they go to the bathroom when I- wait, what? so youre guy friends call you when they go to the bathroom? you seem to have some deep relationship with them being on the phone, and excreting things. LOL [bleep].

People always call when I'm in the bathroom. And it's not like I've been in there awhile; I've barely sat down (it only ever happens when I take a dump, the most inconvenient time) and I'm in the process. No stopping that train, and by the time I'm done and have rushed to the phone, they've hung up. I'm almost always the only person in the house when this happens. I know some guy friends who I have called while they were in the toilet, we continued our conversations nonetheless (what kind of word is nonetheless..). It's handy to have a portable phone. so you go to the bathroom, and talk to your guy friends?

howd that make your tummybox feel?

That and trying to suppress it and end up offing myself a decade into a happy-looking marriage. EDIT: Sarcasm aside, I think I could end up being one of those people. I don't want that but life has a funny way of not going how you want. just a quick question. you don't have to answer it if you don't want to. but, do you want to have sex with animals? or do you just like, fall in love with them? Not really sure to be honest. The trouble is I don't particularly like dogs and they're seriously 95% of people's choices. The only animal I particularly like to have around are cats, which I do develop deep relationships to (deeper than I do with people, by a considerable margin). A physical outlet is outside the realm of feasible possibility - opportunities are either extremely risky, not particularly appealing, or nonexistent. 700th post for you. and, I honestly wouldn't consider that to be zoophylia. it just means you have a more sentimental connection to animals from how I see it. because I know people who have deep connections with their pets. and the thing with it being more then people, it also depends on how much you can trust people, and on how deep of a relationship you can build someone. I don't trust people. like ever. and I have very close relationships with my kitties, and I wouldn't consider it that. but I guess it all depends on the specific case.

SHEVUHNTEEEEEEN. :lol: :(

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when people say, go kill yourself.

Cannibal corpse-make them suffer

That and trying to suppress it and end up offing myself a decade into a happy-looking marriage. EDIT: Sarcasm aside, I think I could end up being one of those people. I don't want that but life has a funny way of not going how you want. just a quick question. you don't have to answer it if you don't want to. but, do you want to have sex with animals? or do you just like, fall in love with them?

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organisms. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunately the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegetarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentence wasn't a banana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honorable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is before 0 in negative numbers, so I is fail, just like the one named stewie3985. That was wrong because it's correct. Forum spammer abc1230: "I owned myself." abc1230 is a tantalizing piece of very very very fine pork scratching. Forum gamer abc1230 was feeling depressed because he just ruined forum games. Gallade64 is jealous of Ddraiggoch06's amazing forum spamming skills. Don't worry though I'm not stuck

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choke. would you rather drop the soap or get stuck in a closet with michael jackson for 36 hours?

not mine.

no rex means dino.

what do you do when a woman is wearing a wris[bleep]ch? I don't know.

I think all he really needed...was a...friend.