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So I went to the TET Barrows event, lasted an hour and a half. Okay, let's go count my loot! Wait, what is this? Those prices... Those economies! Now I realise! Damn you Obama, damn you and your economies!

Someone needs to program a bot that kills the players who kill the players who kill the bots.

Because Jagex is stupid boohoo fart fart stink lines

Holy what the- Yeah, I got an effigy from an undead lumberjack. inb4 this is somehow a new super efficient training method

Perhaps this is some sort of Dungeoneering parody included in the Halloween event? Though it's a bit early for the event, and it was said to take place inside "Death's citadel" and the teasers don't really look anything like that. The other possibility is that this is "The Pit". Certainly seems like it could fit the brief description in the BTS. Looks like some sort of timed challenge, but I'm not sure what sheep have to do with agility.

Huh, interesting. I wasn't sure if the sighted longbows had 13 range, I thought that was some sort of myth. That could be an incredible discovery if you could safespot Jad! I'm really interested in this, but alas, I don't have a longbow sight myself, so I can't be of much help. Perhaps I'll get one soon if this 13 square range thing turns out to be abusable.

Eheheh, I love when noobs rage at me when I kill monsters too fast. I run up to attack a monster and they run up 3 seconds later at the same monsterand get all pissy for me "stealing their guy". I kill the monster and run up to another one and kill that, all the while this noob is running back and forth unable to get a single kill. Of course these are the people who refuse to use potions or prayer and prefer to use godswords over a whip, let alone chaotics. Not my fault you take 2 minutes to kill a single demon. Instead of switching worlds, they just rage and start calling me a "c**k". Funny that he called you the same thing, is "c**k" a commonly used phrase used by jealous nubz online?

oasis? nuh uh. I'm pretty sure thats a river, and the tower is in the middle of the desert. somewhere near polleneivitch? Fairly sure that was sarcasm I really don't see what there was to be sarcastic about in the first place. It's like going outside on a sunny day and saying "gee it sure is couldy today". Not everything warrants sarcasm, it just leads to confusion. Especially when portrayed in a text format; we can't hear the tone of your voice, so you could be colorblind and think the sand is actually green grass for all we know.

I thought it looked funny as well. Figured I was crazy. Nah. That's just the option for showing game messages on "All" or "Filtered". Nothing new. But holy crap, that tower looks awesome! I can't wait to pwn some of those noob bosses that picked on me in the past, and test my mettle against some serious badasses with special rules and restrictions! Bring it on, DOMINION TOWER!

Do quests and dungeoneering! That should give you a good idea on what to level up at the same time opening up new training options.

Who else finds this ironic?

You shouldn't need to worry about dying. It's really easy to get back to the grave. Honestly though, with your stats, it could be rather difficult. I think your best bet would be black dragonhide or Karil's armor along with protect from melee. It seems his melee attacks are fully blocked by prayer while his magic attack isn't. So always keep melee prayer on (except when he's flying, but I don't know if any prayers help you there) and just try to maximise your magic defence. When he starts flying, start running around, just focus on avoiding his blood spells. If you're having trouble killing the bloodvelds, make sure you're using super potions and attack/strength boosting prayers and it shouldn't be too hard. I think just attacking them once should distract them so they don't heal Vanstrom, though I don't remember entirely. Oh, and bring a beast of burden familiar full of food if you can. But be warned, when you die, you will lose the stuff stored in your familiar as it won't appear at your grave. Food is pretty cheap though - just a word of caution. If you're still having dificulty beating him, you might want to raise your combat stats and try again later. He is a pretty high leveled boss afterall.

Pleeeeease let this mean we can zoom in an out with the camera! If this is true, this month is full of things I've wanted for a long time! Better camera controls, chat that doesn't cut off (assuming that's what they meant by "auto wrapping text") and the ability to fight quest bosses over again! It's like a dream come true!

A wise man once said "Whuhuut IS THIS?" Why is deflect damage popping up against the bulwark beast? I wasn't on curses, so no deflect curses, and I wasn't using vengance. Glitch, or am I missing something?

So, do tier 2 auras look different? Is that "V" shape new?

Well, I got my Primal Battleaxe (thanks to everyone who helped me hunt for it) and so far I'm really liking it! Thanks for all the advice, everybuddy.

What graphics options do you use for Runescape? I'm interested in seeing how people have their game set up. Personally, I use: -Fullscreen -Maxed settings (with the exception of idle animations and custom cursors) -OpenGL Cast your votes and post below!

[/hide] What number ceremonial sword is that? I got number 1, and kinda regret it. Looks too plain to me. Also, is that Changshan (Chengshen? Changshen?) in the middle? Here are a few screenshots of mine from the past week or so. 99 attack! Got it in the middle of my level 2 mans task. Unexpected level #2055. I was slaving away at the salt mines when suddenly I gained a level. One step closer to all skills 80+ I guess! Level 88 solo dungeoneering... Oh, and I friggin' love the muscle-man pose emote.

Some really interesting advice here, everyone! So far I'm certainly leaning in favor of the battleaxe. Also, how does a Primal Battleaxe stand up to a Primal 2h? I won't have access to one myself for quite a while, but I'm just curious.

Wait... what? Oh, and what would the fastest way to get a t11 boss drop? Get a party of 5 people and rush small dungeons on 5:5?

Wait, you said this person is in the top 15? Is that an abyssal vine whip?

Hey guys, am I pretty? Am I pretty? Am I?

Which should I pick? Promethium 2h vs. Primal Battleaxe? I'm 87 dging currently, so I'll have access to Yk'Lagor soon, so I was wondering what the pros and cons of Prom 2h vs. Primal Baxe are. I mostly solo currently, because I'm still trying to get a hood, and being the only hoodless in a team is hell. I'd imagine Primal Baxe is better dps on lower defence monsters, due to its faster speed but lower accuracy? I also have a csb bound along with a Promethium Platebody. Also, would there be any reason to bind a Primal Longsword over either of these?

So far I've only heard problems with fire blast and magic dart. Only fire blast has really been proven to be bugged. Fire surge seems to be fine for me, I'm not noticing any differences myself.

September 25th 2011 Mysterious new skill leaked called "Ramged". No further information is known at this time.