Omali

Wise old man maby? I mean its not like there are a lot of people with white beards. And love my sneakerpeerer pet :thumbup: Just to bad you can't store baby versions in the managery :thumbdown: My first guess was the WOM too, can't think of many other important NPCs with a long white beard. The Wise Old Man is going to be like Brett Favre. Every time you think he's retired, he keeps coming back.

Begs the question of why you're still here.

It isn't levels = maturity. It is levels = ease of throwaway spam accounts.

No, it doesn't. Not even close.

Someone get a mop, every time Jagex updates the RSOF the thing leaks and gets all over Tip.It.

They could even make it similar to the real ones. Like WoW has Brewfest (Oktoberfest) and a bunch of other holidays. I remember Jagex saying a few years ago that they wanted Runescape holidays to make the world seem more alive and so they could have more than just the three items, but obviously that never happened.

Yea, once you go with the chicken suit, bunny ears, rubber chicken, easter eggs, you kinda scrape the bottom of the easter themed item barrel. That's why I kinda wish Jagex would have started or transitioned to Runescape themed holidays rather than real life holidays. This way they can just make stuff up and call it part of the holiday.

The RSOF.

Then don't look at this thread This isn't the only place the 10? of you, who somehow think this is funny, post the joke. I'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about forced humor. What is funny, however, is that you guys actually think people enjoy your attempt at starting a meme; or the fact that you actually care about your post count. Either way, I'll just stop posting here. It's pretty clear to me that you guys don't need help embarassing yourselves. They almost all embarrassed themselves at different times. People getting butthurt about a harmless joke that will die within a month just adds an element of trolling to it.

I guess you could say you're... Quite the impressionist. YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

The kiddies are getting angry. It just looks like there are less of them because they almost all whined at different times.

Mod actions cancel each other out, and unfortunately they almost always act at different times.

I paid attention. I'm waiting on the baron shark.

I can't help any of you when the bans start rolling out. I've got 98 problems, but they all occurred at different times.

I would suggest if Jagex bans someone for real world trading (selling, not buying), that they ban the credit card associated with that account. I understand that the people use stolen credit cards, and this idea would also do a sweep of the account to make sure they couldn't use the same card for other accounts.

No, almost all of the shops occurred at different times. At this point all this thread is for is increased post count and the use of meme's that are going to get everyone banned at different times... at least we all almost did post at different times I can only wish that my banning and winning that caption contest come at different times.

No, almost all of the shops occurred at different times.

Or tweak the levels- most of the rewards would get ridiculously cheap going your way(500 tokens for bonecrusher/herbicide, 780 for scroll of life, 6100 for gravite weapons or 1300 for blastbox). Tweaking the levels would work fine. It's just stupid that you have to be in the 60's to get the most basic rewards, and it's also misleading that they put these items low when there is physically no chance of getting them at that level.

Cower before the almighty Satin, for his soft cushiony fabric will make you tired and want to go back to bed, even if you have to be somewhere in an hour or so!

I'd like to see the prices of items tweaked again, so you can actually use them at their required levels. For example: The bonecrusher is 21 dungeoneering, but there's no way you'd be able to afford it until level 62.

That'd be funny. See level 3, check adventurer's log, "I killed a Mithril Dragon."

Expanding upon this: You obtain court summons randomly by killing creatures. I received a case from killing Warped Terrorbirds (and my drop rate chart has it currently at .33% and dropping quickly). You have to have completed King's Ransom and have 65 attack or defense (depending on whether you choose to prosecute or defend, respectively). You can take a "test" case by talking to the clerk in the Seers courthouse, and I think you have to take the first case before you can get summons as a drop. There are 17 cases to obtain, none are repeatable, and quite frankly you'll receive the court summons so infrequently that you'll forget all about them until you happen upon one while slaying or grinding mobs. Cases can involve looking at evidence, interviewing witnesses, and finally grilling the witnesses in court. You have to please the jury to get your guilty/innocent verdict. Winning will award random items, but they're mostly just fun to do. The dialog is charming, and it's a new take on old characters (A bunch of old random event NPCs are on trial). Your reward doesn't change based on your position (prosecution/defense) and the cases don't have any effect on the outside world. edit: I started killing locust riders after I wrote this, for a slayer task, got a court summons after six kills. lolirony.

I would go for the ring of Charos. Why need super powers when you can be the most influential man in the world?

I wouldn't spend it. I'd log in and caress my screen every day going "My precious..." Actually I'd probably take a few million and spend it on decent armor.

Time played: 109 days, 15 hours. Total exp: 41,390,710 Efficiency: around 15k per hour. Now if you don't mind, I need a few hours to get to the kitchen and back.