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I get a super high defense using a pot, and prayer. They barely hit, and if I'm going to die, I tele to my house, where I won't lose anything. 0phathead0 ... you were there! :D I'd rather waste time having fun with rcing than get bored out of my mind and not be able to go further... I found out the guys stats, and he was only posing as a pure. :lol: The guy doesn't pk rcers in general, only me (I met him today again, he was rcing) it was just because I attacked his freind and ran, but I don't mind, the point of my story still stands valid. I love having the extra exitement while runecrafting. Oh and he told me that he got cleaned out of runes from me :

(Not what you think this post is going to be) This is about Febuary 3rd, world 99. I set off to craft over 2k nats using the abyss, I made the mistake of using world 99, needless to say I got quite distracted. But that isn't the point. I started focusing on making these nats, it got pretty boring... until I saw a lvl 92 (same as me) 1 iteming with a whip near the zammy mage, I would run up to him, hit him with my bronze pick, wait for him to hit me, yell "Eeep!" or "Oh noes!" and tele away. I think he got pretty angry because he called for his lvl 90 pure freind (I think he was a pure, using ancients and range, and dressed like a pure) Now here is what you don't know about me... I love rc pkers. This was really fun, 2 90s tag teaming me while I was rc, I would just play around with them to not get to bored. Why do I love it when people try and pk me? Well... I have worked out a fun but slow method... here is what I where: Notice, no glory, I wouldn't really lose anything if I got killed anyways, after every run I tele to my house and use a mounted glory. If I know theres pkers around, I really confuse them and recharge my prayer at my house. sometimes I would just run by the pkers, but other times Id have a bit of fun. I would go into my bank, and use a defense pot to raise my def from 77 to 86 \ (at combat 92) and I would also use my + 15% defense prayer. I ran out to the pkers and waited for the pure to attack me. Boom! some ice spell, hit for zero. Boom! some ice spell, hit for zero. Boom! some ice spell, hit for zero. Boom! some ice spell, hit for zero. MSB spec! zero - zero Regular MSB hit - zero the pure runs away confused and says "Alright your turn" other guy comes out DDS spec - zero - zero DDS spec - zero - 11 DDS spec - 13 - zero by now I decide I had my fun annoying these guys and go and get teleported, I wasn't poisoned. This goes on for quite a while and finally... Woot! I can use 3 pouches! One tme I came unprepared for a pker (different) and almost died, I was poisioned, I realized i didnt have time to make my nats so I teled to my house with 4 hp left, poison killed me, but I didn't lose anything since I was in my house :D The same thing happened later on with the 2 pkers tag teaming me, but I was only poisoned for 4 and I had enough time to craft my nats. now I was running out of time and I had to go sleep soon and this lvl 90 was still trying to get me, so I decided to finish up my fun and go out like this: This was a naughty trick... I ran out to the edge of lvl 2 wildy, potted up went in and started dds specing the pure, I landed quite a few good hits, I ate when I needed to, and get this, he freezes me and runs to lvl 1 wildy, eats and calls me a safer :XD: (I never really understood what safing is, either eating enough so you can't get koed (which is silly not to do) or to stay near a boundry so you can't get hit) Well I get him to use up all his swordies, and I still had 18 monkfish left, and I showed them to him, he was pretty surprised. Now this was my day of rcing, and in my opinion, rc pkers make it less boring :

Granted, but this poster can't find the link. I wish I had long arm hairs. (5 inch +) :lol:

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Your card is rejected because the caramel apple doesn't fit in the slot, You get a live monkfish, record size, but it's feeling hungry and eats you whole. *Slides a cardboard ATM card, and presses "select"*

Granted, but... He gets sued for all he has and has to put you up for adoption. I wish TheBlazikenMaster will not grant my wish.

1/10 -6 points for runescape images +4 points for good fake -7 points for saving as a low quality jpeg :wink: EDIT: That was for JYS07.... by the way, Born2Die pixeled my avvy, I added the xvxvx

I didn't read it yet but I looked at the title and the comments here, and I get the KGB joke =) OH and I love the More cowbell skit from SNL

4/10... no sig no avvy, so I had to try an recognize the name... seems familiar

To add on, for a more scientific reason we're flawed... All signs point that humans are herbivores. * But, we are not born with instincts of where to find food, or what to eat, so if we'd be in the wild with no other human contact, we'd have to guess and check what is edible. Well, maybe we did before, but the instinct disapeared after years of evolution *Don't ask me to show any sources or what not, just google "Humans Herbivores" or "Eating meat not natural"

Defender lvl 2, I'm stuck on wave 7 :lol: :x I actually like the game, I wish more people would play. :(

ZOmG! Lochness monster in a lake! :idea: Your colors are making the pixel look really cartoony/un-life-like. :? .

^ Yes, most of us have. I gained over 100k fletching xp today... Hope it doesn't get rolled-back :ohnoes:

You get a bannana-shaped apple. Inserts own shirt.

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6/10 Recognized you as a TIFer ingame once. Most of you might recognize this avatar that I used for a while:

seeing as Toast posted here, what if we took toast away from butter. Imagine eating a plate of butter. :shock: Or you can take away every "do - x" option :ohnoes:

Coming along pretty well so far. As for the floors maybe marble with gold trim? here's a pretty bad example that I threw together on photoshop of what it might look like: :| Oh yea and, nice meeting you in game, and heres a screenshot of my death/healing... :-s

fleshcrawlers in stronghold of sercurity drops ALOT of fires. Ankous drop laws and deaths often (i think :-k )

I have an extra zombie body and gloves from when random events didn't know if you had a set of it in your costume room. And I played with the "drop item while sitting" glitch alot to.

Problem with that is, it's not triggered if I see it coming and want it to happen, it's only triggered when the thought or sound of the word is made all of a sudden.

I don't have to eat sour candy to get its feeling. I just think about it or hear someone say "sour" and I get a strong taste in my mouth. It's alright though, I love it, and I don't think any sour candies can compare to how sour my mouth gets when this happens. It happened twice while I was typing this. For many different tastes, when I think of the word or hear it, I can get the feeling in my mouth. Instead of recognizing "cheesey" when I hear it as an adjective or word, I recognize it as an actual taste. It's actually quite harmless* and cool, its kinda like taste-bud memory. *Harmless as in I've never had any trouble with it, except its kinda akward wanting to pucker your lips when you hear the word "sour" EDIT: I also have other small things but its basically what I associate things with and not a direct signal to my brain that brings up the color red when I see/think the number 4, etc etc.

I'm pretty sure that oceans are not level with the curve of the Earth all the way around, because often the gravity of the moon pulls water closer to it, resulting in a different curve and tides. (Once again, I'm not comletely sure about this)

I only use stereotypes in jokes, not when assuming something about a person. I love to make jokes, but theres a logical limit I set. 1. Think about the stereotype, is it negetive, or just something random. Negetive: Muslims-terrorist, emo-cutting Random: Blacks-fried chicken 2. Think about how the stereotype was made. Bad: A few terrorists were muslims, therefor the stereo type started Alright: Vast numbers of mexicans immigrating to the US to do jobs, therefor, mexican-landscaper stereotypes start. 3. How often is the stereotype seen as true in society? Not often: "Emo kids" cutting themselves Often: Mexicans (probably immigrants) Mowing grass Not meant to offend anyone in any way, just trying to explain how to chose which stereotypes are okay to use in jokes, not in assuming something about a person Obviously, I tend away from the Negetive/Bad/Not often stereotypes.

Oh god... I almost fell off my seat laughing when I read that. :lol: :XD: