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most of my thoughts are too abstract and random to even put on paper. Some tangible ones that came to mind: I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging. A lot of times I just make noises loudly like: (BAPBAP BALAPALAPALAPAAAAAP ZAAPPPPP LAAAAAAPPPPP ZAAAAAAPPP). For many minutes at a time. Whenever I hear the word "drum" I feel a seducing need to do a drum-roll with my fingers. I also have many random poetic and deep (or seemingly so) lines contrived from somewhere in my head. Heres one I thought of a second ago. "Ashes fall on the soul, blanketing the plain of my conscious. OH wait! I don't have a soul! Yet my consciousness is wilder than ever. YAY for volcanoes" Also lately I've been finding it REALLY amusing to scream "help!" at inappropriate times and places. When changing classes in school, I usually scream help at least once a day. HAHAHAHAH people react. I also like to say acronyms for comical effect. For example if someone said a bad joke, instead of fake-laughing I'll just give them a hardy "ELL OH ELL". I also like interpretive dance, preferably to things that disgust/horrify people. Oh, and I get obsessed with really weird stuff. Lately I've been obsessed with applying almond butter to apples. If I don't get my apple + almond butter fix until the can of almond butter is gone I'll feel like I'm missing something. Before the apple + almond butter obsession, I had an obsession with N-Blox, a popular online Tetris flash game. I played whenever I wasn't doing homework and wasn't busy - amounting to hours a day. Oh and me and my mother pretend that our dogs can talk, have ever since I was like five years old. I ask one of my dogs a question and she answers back in a high-pitched voice. Sometimes when I'm bored I talk to myself that way, responding in my dogs signature high-pitched voice.

to be honest I'm deathy scared of most public speaking. Just don't think about it before hand, just get up and do it, I've found that to be the best strategy

hai lipps Most rap makes me cringe. There are a few Rap artists I like though - Psyche Origami, Junk Science, Hieroglyphics, Cypress Hill, Felt

I saw that, too. Was good, and managed to pull off a quality vampire story that the Twilight series was oh-so-desperately trying to pull.

Some recent good movies I saw: Teeth: Hilarious and so original. Its a pretty strange film but this makes it so good. 8.5/10 Good Will Hunting - 9/10 - its a classic pretty much. A little bit cliche on the love part of it, but overall an amazing movie. American History X - 10/10 Amazing acting, and in-depth characters and plot. Its just a movie that leaves you thinking.

simple - a single sub-atomic particle.

My Friends Senior-year charity project check it.

Physic prophets

Most man-made things, architecture, books, electronics etc require squares. On the other hand things like computers and data storage devices require circles, as do cars. I'd go with square though, it seems more essential overall.

That's not really a good thing.. New[british Cigarette]

*annoys phillip kolar by him thinking I had anything to say of relevance or relation to his quote* HAHA! I BROKE A RULE *annoys l0rd by telling him he is not philip kolar* :? fail :thumbdown: :-# :(

KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS!!!

*annoys phillip kolar by him thinking I had anything to say of relevance or relation to his quote* HAHA! I BROKE A RULE On Topic: I wonder if the cornea of different eye-colors tastes different. :thumbup:

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Humans created Christianity so why can't we do the same for Googlism. Even from a Christian Fundamentalist point of view, you cannot deny that Jesus himself was in fact a human - an embodiment of God (a messiah). One could argue that the founders of Google are in fact Messiahs.

... ................. and?

First off Googtheist would mean you believe Google is a god in one way or another, learn your word roots. 2nd, lulz@you for actually trying to devise a valid argument against Googlism.

2nd this I would have sex, eat chocolate, watch twilight, and think about sad thoughts until I cried. As a guy I hardly ever cry, even when someone close to me dies, the most I'll get is a tear or two.

You seem to hate your time spent here on the forum. But yeah, it's a pretty good band.

The most vivid nightmare I've ever had and remember is strangely one I had when I was three years old. I woke up, thought I wasn't in a dream. I saw a circular light emanating from my door, I crawled through the circle of light. I was teleported to a zoo where there was a pool of alligators, the water was too dark to see threw, for some reason I jumped in for a second, seeing if I would be okay. I was, but got chased out by an alligator, it chased me out of the pool and I jumped back through the circle of light at the zoo it followed me through and into my room, I ran into my bed and.... IT GOBBLED ME UP. Even thinking about this dream brings back scary thoughts.

I haven't read any Shakespeare I hadn't liked.

something else i found on a LEFT wing website, made me lul. [hide=]A new study concludes that Googles servers emit 7 grams of CO2 for every search. Since burning a gallon of gasoline releases about 8,880 grams of CO2 into the atmosphere, you can calculate your cars Google-equivalent by dividing your cars miles per gallon into 1,269 (8,880 divided by 7). My 1986 Mazda still gets about 33 miles per gallon and I do about 40 Google searches per day, which is the equivalent of driving my car a little over 1 mile. Of course, I probably visit at least 20 web sites for every Google search I do. If each of those web servers generate as much CO2 as Google, that means my Internet usage is equal to driving 20 miles a day. Should we tax the Internet to reduce greenhouse gas emissions?[/hide]

Found this post on a forum, see for yourself. PROOF #1 Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals. PROOF #2 Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity. PROOF #3 Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on. PROOF #4 Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever. PROOF #5 Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth. PROOF #6 Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife". PROOF #7 Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil. PROOF #8 According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfills this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image shown. PROOF #9 Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to Google and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.