Jaffy1

If it helps I'd be happy to assist you for free again tomorrow, unless there's only 97s left to do.

I can do both smithing and crafting at level 95. There is no need to pay me.

Banned for owing my country money.

Granted, but the auto-pilot got programmed by a terrorist, and when your personal plane crashes into a huge group of people you die, and are remembered as a delusional terrorist. I can dream just fine while being awake, and I'm already insane :P I wish I could control the weather.

Weird boy bands. Kirk.

Banned for freaking me out with the strange pink image thing. :S

Wish granted, and guess what, that's you. I wish I wasn't so tired.

Pale.

I hope you're not suggesting we all like jerks with a large ego. xD It's not a good idea to project yourself as something you're not, no matter what you're trying to appear, and there is something to be said for a sensitive man. Charisma and appearance is one thing, but if you're not like that, why would you want a girl to like you because you appear to be that type? And what when she does see you for who you are?

What's worse is that they use the names of people that perished in a plane crash, and (in general) that people are stupid enough to fall for that sort of scam. The overall bad grammar, or at least the inconsistencies in the mail should do the thinking for them, even if they're barely literate. xD

Purple.

Egypt. Green.

Wish granted, but they're plastic. People already do. xD I wish I could go backwards and forwards in time.

Banned because I haven't slept in 37 hours and counting.

Granted, but monopoly money doesn't count in the real world. I wish I was allknowing.

When I was still in high school, and had a school email, the Internet was convinced I had one. Anyway, to avoid getting such mails it helps to not have your mail address visible to anyone on any site with a large amount of traffic.

Wish granted. Your life is now beyond crap, and you know that no matter what you wish, it will never come true. I wish I had more energy drink.

Canada Phonetics

Furry.

Banned because phonetics is still driving me insane.

Interesting

CowBieber?

Look on the bright side, it'll be removed again soon. :thumbup: Besides, it's just a cursor... not the end of the world? xD

Wrong. As a member of the Tip.It Staff I can officially tell you that is the why. :thumbup:

Justin Bieber day!