hephaistos50 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 [hide=Wall of Quotes]Well... what can I say.... Now what does that tell you about the IQ of an average 'Scaper?That...Lowers my expectations of the average 'scaper...It was low enough as it is... #-o :wall: :lol: :wall: =D>[/hide] Rofl! :XD: :lol: I'm suprised about one thing: His grammar was correct without any leetspeak/abbreviations whatsoever. One more thing: You forgot one part of his name: Thank you, Juicy Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst_Gem Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I dont have any screenies - some of these are pretty old sorry bout the long post. i collect these gems 21-May-2007 12:26:28 lvl 3s that have weak attack but have strong magic and ranged skills keep on killing me in the battle arena Mod Austin Jagex Mod 25-May-2007 09:27:34 I have never seen a J-Mod 2 2 5 05-Jun-2007 22:43:48 Last edited on 05-Jun-2007 22:48:23 by 2 2 5 James1234299 05-Jun-2007 21:03:59 "disagree" congradulation, your the first, that i recall, in this threads history to disagree ^ the thread was approaching its 3rd birthday at the time, and this was on page 120 (still around) old one (october last year): okay heres one: forum: locations thread name: wildy post contents: ive heard of this weird place called "wildy" but when i look on the world map i cant find it. how do i get there, and what quests do i have to do? are there monsters? if so what? thankyou i better [than anyone else] because im in the hs in 4 skills how do i lock my account? hey ppl i was just wondering is guild wars any good? im thinking bout buying it Slayer Lylax Forum Moderator Oh Ye of Little Adherence To The Rules, Verily, whatever foul daemon possessed thine spirit and did, with foul and wicked intent unleash a torrent of obscenity upon our hallowed boards of scaping script is in dire need of veracious exorcism. To this end, I have barred thine passage to this realm of text, and pay thee shalt pay visit to the nearest house of Holy Faith, and have thine dark spirits cast back unto the abyss before you venture into this realm and continue to discuss your many adventures i thats the longest word i can think of =/ part of a post by someone inflicted with the same disease the chaos elemental suffers from: In pins? No, it is open. If a top spins, dip in soot. Madam, as I desire, dictates: Pull aside, damsels, I set a rag not for a state bastion. A test I won e.g. a contest I won. Kidnap, in part, an idle hero. Megastars, red, rosy, tied no tie. Blast! A hero! We do risk a yetiÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s opposition! Mod Mat K Jagex Mod 08-Jan-2007 11:17:40 I am a one-eyed arsonphobic dwarven demented monkey. Mod Burgess Jagex Mod 08-Jan-2007 15:40:07 I may or may not be a penguin Tott Paula Forum Mod 08-Jan-2007 17:34:31 Penguins, eh? (looks oddly at JaGex Dungeons) It all seems to make sense now.... The penguin "sheep"....The penguin "snowman"... Those quiet, seemingly innocent penguins everywhere... They're everywhere! Run! Hide! IT'S A PENGUIN INVASION!!!!! TAKE COVER!! HIDE THE CHILDERKINS IN THE CELLAR!!! talking about jmods: Mod Mat K Jagex Mod 09-Jan-2007 15:43:48 "they had big yellow teeth, big bulging beady eyes! they were 8ft tall and were as bald as a cueball! and omg they stink awful... i was lucky to escape jagex castle alive, unfortuantley they ate my friend, i miss you buddy..." Blimey, that's very accurate. =Mat= and saving the best/worst till last: Gargleyark 22-Dec-2006 15:32:36 Last edited on 22-Dec-2006 16:16:47 by Gargleyark 99 capes are brilliant and being used throughout runescape, but ever wondered if maybe they were missing something? If you were than you are right and here is egsactly whats wrong with them, area damage. With area damage capes runescape would be a much more lively place and lumbridge would be once again filled. Here are afew ideas. Attack cape - You hit the person next to you and they explode. Strength cape - you pick up a cliff and throw it at the ground. Defence cape - you block loads of bombs being thrown at you and they hit other players. Ranging cape - basically the current emote with a huge EXPLOSION when the arrow hits the ground. Prayor cape - you pray to saradomin and a giant hand come from the sky and squashes everyone. Mage cape - a bomb apears in your hand and you superheat item it and it EXPLODES. Rune crafting cape - you hold your hands up and create the rare EXPLOSION rune which explodes when you examine it. Construction cape - You build a huge lab and make a bomb which EXPLODES. Hit points cape - You use the emote and a heart apears which EXPLODES. Agility - You climb up a tower trip up fall off and EXPLODE when you hit the ground. Herblore cape - You create the rare potion of EXPLODING which EXPLODES if you drop it then the person doing the agility emote falls on you and you drop it. Theiving caoe - You steal the potion of EXPLODING and then accidentilly drop it. Crafting cape - allot like construction. Fletching cape - you create a bow but the string flies off and knocks the potion of EXPLODING out of someones hand. Slayer cape - you kill the creature of EXPLODING and when it dies... AREA DAMAGE. Hunting cape - you hunt down the creature of EXPLODING but it explodes before you reach it because the person with the slayer cape used their emote. Mining cape - a huge massive rock apears and you start to mine it but you get the random event where the rock somokes and it EXPLODSES. Gargleyark 22-Dec-2006 15:32:42 Last edited on 22-Dec-2006 16:31:55 by Gargleyark Smithing cape - you make a dwarven cannon the wrong way round and it fres into the ground. Fishing cape - you fish the fish of EXPLODING and it explodes in your invent. Cooking emote - a huge range falls from the sky and explodes. Fire making emote - You light a bomb. Wood cutting emote - you cut down a tree but as it falls a bomb drops out of it and EXPLODES. Farming emote - You accidentily put nitro glisterene into your watering can and as you pour it there is an EXPLOSION. Thank you for reading my idea I think jagex will bring it out soon, Merry Christmas. Supporters: Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me ME MEEEE Me Mod Paul Andrew Zezima the Noob Me again Oh ye, just got a message from mod paul, its coming out next upd8 along with Cars, The running over skill and Hippo's in the river lum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordo Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Har Har Check him out on the hs Also Lol at his second question contradicting his first question. And I like this person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebola_Cookie Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Um. Yeah, just look at the pretty picture now. :-w Deja vu much? EDIT: Damn, someone beat me to it. EDIT2: New pic, baby! Avatar by me; don't steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordo Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 EDIT: Damn, someone beat me to it. I hope I beat you to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebola_Cookie Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I saw that, I just didn't think it was funny. Avatar by me; don't steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pafman Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I love his grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartoron Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I love his grammar ROFL. I'm surprised that guy was even smart enough to complete Tutorial Island. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyPunchers Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Lmao this one made me laugh irl. and lol at the Support list ;) Thanks to all those who have messaged me concerning a revamp of my Range-Slayer guide. Because of you all I will start rewriting it asap.[/color] Formerly RobinHoodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Lmao this one made me laugh irl. and lol at the Support list ;) I think I saw that guy on Saturday....What an idoit...yes let's bang pixels.... -.- I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebola_Cookie Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Two new pics from me. And i scrounged this right from the bottom of page 50. Gone when I went to post in it. Avatar by me; don't steal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0lt0nr0x Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I think this person was just trying to be funny but anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jeda45 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Look: 1. Anyone below level 40 combat. 2. Anyone who uses prayer in wildy. 3. Anyone who is a mage. 4. Anyone who is a pure. 5. Anyone who has defence as their highest skill. 6. Anyone who asks for items without paying. 7. Anyone who sells items for more than they are worth. E.G. Santa hats are for fun and people sell for 20 mill. lol world of war craft is so much better game then rs, in wow u lose your items but u can get them back easyier teleporting is so much easyier and dont cost that much money of gold on the game. rune scape u die u lose everything but threee itmes how dumb is that. only three itmes what the point of even getting things if u never get to keep them rs stinks wow is better yeah yeah uh oh the 5 O is coming!?!?!?! As you may have already gathered (yet sadly, many will have not ) I think the trainers at the gnome agility course are way, way to mean. I mean, how many of you have been in this situation: You have just come home from a very stressful situation (such as a bar fight, or running from the police) and are kind of depressed. So you think to yourself "Hey, I know what will cheer me right up, hanging out with the gnomes and getting my agility up " so u either walk or use the spirit trees or gliders to get to the gnome stronghold, and then you go to the agility course, and start training when suddenly an insult is hurled at you. Now, depression is further added to, and you feel worthless. This is exactly what happened to me. Jagex, you need to change this, have them incourage the playr and be like "Come, on, you can do it " cause to be honest Jagex, those insults cut through peoples hearts like razors. Just ask my brother. Oh wait, we can't he's in therapy right now to deal with the pain those gnomes caused him. If you have ever killed anything with a lizard of any color, I am sure you have found that it sends out a wave of fire. Now the first time this happend to me I was startled to say the least. This very fact made me want to test the chances of the lizard spouting fire. I found that within runescape the Lizards will spout fire 100% of the time as long as the correct food was supplied. I then went out to test if this was also true within everyday life. I found it is very hard to make a lizard breath fire no matter of what color they were. I finialy found a food that would create the wanted effect, but only 0.3% of the time. The one time it did spout a tounge of fire I had the unfortunate pleasure of finding it had incinerated my dog into a pile of smouldering ashes. The result of my test found that to make it more realistic the lizards should shoot fire very rarely but when they do it burns very badly similar to dragon fire.(I have tested it compaired to real dragon fire and they are similar) never mind I have just thought of a decent reson. (why not?) GO GO BHOY660!! WEWT HE ROCK AND KILL BILL IS STILL A NUB BUT NOT ONLY THAT BUNNY KILLER IS ALSO A NUB TOOO!!! L0L down wit the sickess of the forum mods... they sometimes lock things that are useful or true that makes jagex look bad...... yes yes forum mods have a hard job i know wut y do u lock some threads that acually have good meaning to them just cuz they make jagex look bad.. suporters -Sqkuid Ward - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ok so sum guy ***** if i want to go to the wild with him so i only bring wut i can keep if i die and he starts attacking me so i kill him and i pick up his stuff and he appears on a differnt(and stronger account) right next to me and he kills me!!!!!! im not worried cuz my stuff will be protected but it WASNT!!!! i only got to keep 3 d battle axes and i loose my whip, my g armor, and my rune legs......should i quit rs (cuz i only hav 20k!!) or should i get revenge?! :@:@:@:(:(:(:(:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@ That's right, Lucy, upstairs of the party room gave me no choice but to buy the beer. The beer itself costs 2gp! 2GP!!! What would you feel like if someone forced you to buy a beer for 20$ in real life. I doubt you would like it. Lucys a rotten scammer who likes to harras people who like to talk to her. Why can't I have a big forehead on runescape. I have a big forehead irl and want to have one in game, Is jagex racist towards people with big foreheads????? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont understand it!!!!!!!!!! T-* (in a thread called roleplaying Hi, my name Ezio(The crazy beeeeeee-ahh-teh-cheah!) I'm totally copying someone elses rant, but i'm bored SO ASK ME IF I CARE. Teleporting animation is boring, I hate it(thus this is a rant and suggestion, so I decided to put it in rant forum) *sprays entire thread with Mod-Wannabe-repellent* Here is my suggestion: I suggest a series of chicken wings burst out of the ground, encricle your character, he then eats all 13 of them, pukes. As he stands up slips on his own vomit, dies, is reborn, thanks to some demonic figure that comes out of the ground via a crane, operated by an imp, dressed in a superman shirt, whilst eating a krispy-creme donut. As soon as your character makes eye contact with the imp, he turns savage ripping the imp out of control of the giant heap of alloyed steel. Slaughters the imp, eat it, over a cooked fire. Upon whiping your face, using the imps left leg, u are once again encricled this time by various south park characters, they all throw poo at you, it hardens and forms a dark brown, stench around you. You fall to the ground, 10 seconds later, in a thrilling burst of magical display, the outter layer of poo is thrown into oblivion, where you then extend all limbs, you are encricled for a 3rd time, this time by a giant circle ball layered with various colors from the rainbow, a giant flashing display lasts 5 minutes, (you may be blinded if caught without protective eyewear) when it is finished, you sht out a egg like you were Yo*hi, out pops a giant chicken, whom eats you, you are regergitated, you exit the chickens rear, slimy and gross, yur character then screams"Non Phixion Rsi" and you are taken by a dragonfly, to the spanish castle, where you meeet Jimi Hendrix, after he sings you a few tunes, you are then teleported to yuor destination, via his magical guitar. -Fancy Bob, Love you all. (titled: Rawr, Ima Polar Bear. RAWR!) Some of those are just wow. If you jump into a river in Paris, you're insane. If you jump into a river in Egypt, you're in denial. 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Tbfgraphx14 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Does anyone have my picture of the guy on RSC with the bad pixel getting a blue party hat off a "135" at mage bank? My brother deleted it off of my computer :wall: If you have it saved somewhere PM it to me please :D Thanks :) Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etta Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Couldn't find another place to post, and you can vent your frustration by reading this. XD Oh.My.God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamster Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 there should be a fat skll the more food you eat the fatter u get and you get in would tie great with cooking and fishing. pkers will get really fat from eating 20 sharks so they got to wash it down with pray pots The same person also posted a suggestion for a poop skill, but it got bumped off. Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeda45 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 In the Rants Forum: Hi, my name is Scoof and I like clifford the big red dog! He is my friend and currently is on holiday in Tajekistan, away from the dirty Fat Scrat Man, who ran his chain of McChippy'* out of service by sitting on his waitress mellissa! Oh dear, I seem to recall flugepack. Trevor Mcdonald then lent clifford the big red dog 200 pounds to start a new chain of McChippy's called McScratty's, but he ate the money in his coffee by accident oh dear. Chocolate warrior. btw I'm also buying the entire cast of Eastenders to work in my magical diamod mine, I shall pay 700 cubics. E=mcÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâò = the entearnal happiness to the 7 hamburgers of Zanacind. Yes we do eat sand in a monkey, because scatman jhon was shot for the number 23. If anyone knows how to kill the letter "5" with Bill Gates electric dagger, while playing a piano with 6 feet let me know. congradulations.... u just gained a noob level... your noob level is now 99. Go see the wc bot...he will give u the noob skillcape.... not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, free our cereal with four Up the Citizen. Yell gaah Daphnia blue-crested fish cattle, darkorange fountain moss, beaverwood educating, eyeblinking advancing, dulltuned amazons i just drop traded 8m on to my pure and some ******* noob picked it up i hate the little mother **king noobs rgghhhhhhhhh took me ******* ages to make!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DROP TRADES ARE AGAINST THE RULES, NOOB!!! quarter bags and lbs bags 1m for quarter bag 5m for a pound Never try your products if you are a drug dealer.(It was titled "Selling Weed") Again, Rants=LOL!!!: You're way too beautiful girl Thats why it'll never work You'll have me suicidal, suicidal When you say its over ****, all these beautiful girls They only want to do your dirt They'll have you suicidal, suicidal When they say its over See it started at the park used to chill after dark Oh when you took my heart Thats when we fell apart cause we both thought, that love lasts forever (lasts forever) They say we're too young, to get ourselves sprung Ooh we didn't care we made it very clear And they also said that we couldn't last together (last together) See it's very define, you're one of a kind But you MASH up my mind, you walk to get declined Oh lord, my baby you're driving me crazy (Chorus) You're way too beautiful girl Thats why it'll never work You'll have me suicidal, suicidal When you say it's over **** all these beautiful girls They only want to do your dirt They'll have you suicidal, suicidal When they say its over It was back in 99 Watching movies all the time Oh when I went away for doing my first crime And I never thought that we was gonna see each other (see each other) And then I came out Mami moved me down south Oh I'm with my girl Who I thought was my world It came out to be that she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me) See it's very define, you are one of a kind But you MASH up my mind, you walk to get declined Oh lord, my baby you're driving me crazy (Chorus) You're way too beautiful girl Thats why it'll never work You'll have me suicidal, suicidal When you say its over **** all these beautiful girls They only want to do your dirt They'll have you suicidal, suicidal When they say its over Now we are fussing and now we are fighting Please tell me why I'm feeling slighted And I don't know how to make it better (make it better) You're dating other guys, you're telling me lies O A n00b: omfg i used a super str pot to get on the hiscores AND IT DIDNT WORK! I STILL WASNT RANKED WTF! I WASTED 8K FOR THE SUPER SET! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! THIS GUY TOLD ME IT WOUULD WORK IF I GAVE HIM MY WHIP SO I DID AND I DIDNT GET ON STILl! HE SAID O HE DOESNT KNOW THEN HE SAID HE PROLLY NEEDED 1M MORE SO I GAVE ITT O HIM AND HE LOGGED OUT! SOMEONE HELP ME GET RANKED! Yo im SNoop, if yal want my autogrpah il be in the back taking a shower with nothing on. It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack****. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack With the hat to match Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha You never thought that hip hop would take it this far Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade Born sinner, the opposite of a winner Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky I'm blowin' up like you thought I would Call the crib, same number same hood It's all good Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, *****, uh [Chorus] You know very well who you are Don't let em hold you down, reach for the stars You had a go, but not that many 'cause you're the only one I'll give you good and plenty [Verse Two:] I made the change from a common thief To up close and personal with Robin Leach And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way The Moet and Alize keep me ****y Girls used to diss me Now they write letters 'cause they miss me I never thought it could happen, this rappin' stuff I was too used to packin' gats and stuff Now honies play me close like butter played toast From the Mississippi down to the east coast Condos in Queens, indo for weeks Sold out seats to hear Biggie Smalls speak Livin' life without fear Puttin' 5 karats in my baby girl's ears Lunches, brunches, interviews by the pool Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of high school Stereotypes of a black male misunderstood And it's still all good Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, ***** Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur ***** bill about two *'s flat No need to worry, my accountant handles that And my whole crew is loungin' Celebratin' every day, no more public housin' Thinkin' back on my one-room shack Now my mom ***** a Ac' with minks on her back And she loves to show me off, of course Smiles every time my face is up in The Source We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay Uh, **** right I like the life I live 'Cause I went from negative to positive And it's all... (It's all good) ...and if you don't know, now you know, *****, uh Uh, uh...and if you don't know, now you know, ***** Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, *****, uh Representin' B-Town in the house, Junior Mafia, mad flavor, uh Uh, yeah, a-ight If you jump into a river in Paris, you're insane. If you jump into a river in Egypt, you're in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazezor Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 k this one is absolutely one of the best pics ive seen here. lmao 2384 Overall ~ 15 maxed out skillshttp://forum.tip.it/topic/293650-hazezors-blog-old-pictures-2007-a-vid/ --> Check out my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walmart44 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I couldn't get it to show the picture. Fear is your only God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharockslayer Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Couldn't find another place to post, and you can vent your frustration by reading this. XD Oh.My.God XD times infinite. Thats the most disgusting and disturbing thing ever. It cracked me up :lol: . Interrested in joining the cabbagy madness? Click here to go to our forums, and say hi ^^lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir_molk Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Just saw this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Just saw this one... I especially like bones to pudding... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real ET Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :XD: :XD: :XD: My ribs... they hurt. Between Pudding obsessed guy and poopy boy... oh man... Hahahaha. Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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