"I've had a good run..." And since I say that every 30 seconds, I'm set :thumbsup:

"Whow! an open bar!" Or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"He's smaller than I thought." Or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Jake, when you go to prison for killing me...don't pick up the soap."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actualy it would probably be something more like this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Here I lie on this sad hight, upon which all must sleep. And now, when of no more use than to afferm my reched dissobediance and his glorious grace and merrcy, I see the wonderful picture, rather than the hidious brush stroke."

"Good fight."

 

 

 

"Noob!"

 

 

 

"omfg!"

 

 

 

"It's only a flesh wound..."

 

 

 

"Save Ellie!"

 

 

 

"FFS England...Why?"

 

 

 

"I AM IMMORTAL! MUAHAHAHA!"

YOU WEREN"T USING THE PILL???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*die*

Well, I haven't been around here recently because my grandfather died not too long ago. He had Alzheimer's disease and was in a nursing home about an hour away from here. We were by his bedside for two days. His last word was "Mom". I figured that was pretty fitting for him since he was very close to his mother. He wasn't the same after she died.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I would like to use my last words to assure my loved ones (if they're there) that I'll be alright and I'll see them soon. If no one is around, then my last word would probably be a curse word. :P

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,

 

 

 

and with strange aeons even death may die."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Except, not. It'd be like,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Holy TOLEDO!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YEAH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or I'd speak a recipe. A recipe for a delicious lentil soup, with vegetables.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmm. Yees.

"Haw-haw, I know the secret of what happens after you die and I am not telling you!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"[insert name] POISONED ME!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Getting dark... LOL"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Andrew Gower set us up the bomb!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Lumbridge, here I come!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Good game"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It's your fault, lawl."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm going into a coma."

Mine would be "Your next" while weakly pointing at someone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mine would be something like:

 

 

 

'theres one more thing i have to tell you, its really important...' *dies*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'why is the room getting hotter? the rooms on fire! O god! NOOOOOOO... hey is that you down there mum?'

if i was ever on my death bed i'd look a tone of my kids "I never love you" close my eyes and pretend to die get up "heh just kiddin.." then die hopefully \ be a cruel but hella funny joke. to me anyway :uhh:

This was easy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Rosebud" :mrgreen:

This was easy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Rosebud" :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was the sled! The sled! There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind having my last words be something simple like : "bye" or "later man". It'd still be simple but cool >_>.

I liked that movie. I don't think it deserved to be named the greatest movie in american history but it wasn't bad. The only problem was that it had so much message to it that it is hard to enjoy as a film.

I would love my last thoughts to be about the meaning of life, so it finally comes to me. If I was dying with family and friends around me, I would like to think I would have words of comfort to offer them.

Ciao, that's what I'd like it to be.

This was easy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Rosebud" :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In before rosebud.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yay I won.

'Gf I Tried'

Mine...Well,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would probably sing "sweet chariot"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Either that, or i would say:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'll be back...With weapons!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You were only supposed to blow the bloddy doors off!"

"But, but Mr. colonel-"

 

 

 

Ok, those were Mussolini. Thyme for mine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uh...

 

 

 

I'd rather be fishing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My funeral will be more impressive. I want a techno rave, with my body on strings.

**** humanity. (if I was being executed)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That or "See you". Gets the point across.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or..... a scenerio...

 

 

 

Someone: "God be with you".

 

 

 

Me:" If there's a God, why does he let me go?"

 

 

 

(a cookie to anyone who knows what song this is from)

I'd just say "yeah.."

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It is better to have rocked and rolled, then to have never rocked at all."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Dang, shouldn't have turned down that free drink"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Eh, least I'll respawn. Wait too much RuneScape, this is in r/l. Argh, damnit! Now I'm chat spea-"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Just because I am dead, it doesn't mean I deserve more respect."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"April Fool."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mrgreen:

'I feel fine..'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh dear, I am dead... :o :o :uhh:

F*** you.

"Dont be so bloody stupid man, Iraqi snipers couldnt hit an elephant at this ra..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heh, not really

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Remember me, but don't make a big fuss"