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Jesus is a illegal Mexican immigrant day labourer who waits on street corners for someone to pull up and offer him work. When offered work, Jesus excitedly exclaims "Viva La Americana!" and hops into the vehicle. When on the site of said job, he whistles "La Cuca Ratcha" while he earns every penny of his $10/day pay-check breaking his back carrying baskets of strawberry's/lettuce/oranges/shingles/concrete mix/etc etc etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This...This is the Jesus I know.

The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past.

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Adam, age 18

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He might have existed, I kind of doubt it - at least not in the way it is biblically described. If he did exist I'm sure he went through all they said he did, minus the supernatural stuff. I just think even back in history if there were records of a Jesus that we don't know that it was this Jesus, or whether or not he did do any of those magic tricks, just because a lot of people had the same name.

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Nick, Age 14.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus was a real person, with a real human father and mother. He didn't have any supernatural powers, he was just like a normal human.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: He is also my uncle.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Jesus Jones, British band.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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As for Jesus of Nazareth....meh, I don't know. I find it extremely difficult to believe all that's written in the Bible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Suzi, 27.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A girl?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How YOU doin'? O:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: Okay, sorry...Couldn't help it.

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Drew 17

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll let the word of others speak for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We believe in one God,

 

 

 

the Father, the Almighty,

 

 

 

maker of heaven and earth,

 

 

 

of all that is, seen and unseen.

 

 

 

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,

 

 

 

the only Son of God,

 

 

 

eternally begotten of the Father,

 

 

 

God from God, light from light,

 

 

 

true God from true God,

 

 

 

begotten, not made,

 

 

 

of one Being with the Father;

 

 

 

through him all things were made.

 

 

 

For us and for our salvation

 

 

 

he came down from heaven,

 

 

 

was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary

 

 

 

and became truly human.

 

 

 

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;

 

 

 

he suffered death and was buried.

 

 

 

On the third day he rose again

 

 

 

in accordance with the Scriptures;

 

 

 

he ascended into heaven

 

 

 

and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

 

 

 

He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,

 

 

 

and his kingdom will have no end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,

 

 

 

who proceeds from the Father [and the Son],

 

 

 

who with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified,

 

 

 

who has spoken through the prophets.

 

 

 

We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.

 

 

 

We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

 

 

 

We look for the resurrection of the dead,

 

 

 

and the life of the world to come. Amen.

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Jesus is a illegal Mexican immigrant day labourer who waits on street corners for someone to pull up and offer him work. When offered work, Jesus excitedly exclaims "Viva La Americana!" and hops into the vehicle. When on the site of said job, he whistles "La Cuca Ratcha" while he earns every penny of his $10/day pay-check breaking his back carrying baskets of strawberry's/lettuce/oranges/shingles/concrete mix/etc etc etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This...This is the Jesus I know.

 

 

 

You freaking rock...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think that The Jesus was a man who saw the flaws in Judaism and tried to create a better religion by claiming that he was the Son of God and hiring a few friends to fool the crowds by performing "miracles" (South Park episode 504). I'm not saying anything bad about him, "even though we don't believe that he was the Son of God, he still was a really nice guy" (South park episode 804). Over the years, various stories about Jesus were slowly altered until they said that he raised people from the dead, was resurrected, he healed a leper, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Teo***, 14yrs old

Losers...

Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?

Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious.

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Drew 17

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll let the word of others speak for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We believe in one God,

 

 

 

the Father, the Almighty,

 

 

 

maker of heaven and earth,

 

 

 

of all that is, seen and unseen.

 

 

 

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,

 

 

 

the only Son of God,

 

 

 

eternally begotten of the Father,

 

 

 

God from God, light from light,

 

 

 

true God from true God,

 

 

 

begotten, not made,

 

 

 

of one Being with the Father;

 

 

 

through him all things were made.

 

 

 

For us and for our salvation

 

 

 

he came down from heaven,

 

 

 

was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary

 

 

 

and became truly human.

 

 

 

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;

 

 

 

he suffered death and was buried.

 

 

 

On the third day he rose again

 

 

 

in accordance with the Scriptures;

 

 

 

he ascended into heaven

 

 

 

and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

 

 

 

He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,

 

 

 

and his kingdom will have no end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,

 

 

 

who proceeds from the Father [and the Son],

 

 

 

who with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified,

 

 

 

who has spoken through the prophets.

 

 

 

We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.

 

 

 

We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

 

 

 

We look for the resurrection of the dead,

 

 

 

and the life of the world to come. Amen.

 

 

 

GOD I have to recite that every day at the beginning of Bio class... I'm frikking forced to lie through 9/10ths of it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe the Church thinks that if we say it enough, we'll be brainwashed to believe what we say is true :-k .

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@Tigra: lmao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

John, age 15

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is evidence that he existed. Anyways I believe he was the Son of God and if you flame me, I don't really care.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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Drew 17

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll let the word of others speak for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We believe in one God,

 

 

 

the Father, the Almighty,

 

 

 

maker of heaven and earth,

 

 

 

of all that is, seen and unseen.

 

 

 

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,

 

 

 

the only Son of God,

 

 

 

eternally begotten of the Father,

 

 

 

God from God, light from light,

 

 

 

true God from true God,

 

 

 

begotten, not made,

 

 

 

of one Being with the Father;

 

 

 

through him all things were made.

 

 

 

For us and for our salvation

 

 

 

he came down from heaven,

 

 

 

was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary

 

 

 

and became truly human.

 

 

 

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;

 

 

 

he suffered death and was buried.

 

 

 

On the third day he rose again

 

 

 

in accordance with the Scriptures;

 

 

 

he ascended into heaven

 

 

 

and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

 

 

 

He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,

 

 

 

and his kingdom will have no end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,

 

 

 

who proceeds from the Father [and the Son],

 

 

 

who with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified,

 

 

 

who has spoken through the prophets.

 

 

 

We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.

 

 

 

We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

 

 

 

We look for the resurrection of the dead,

 

 

 

and the life of the world to come. Amen.

 

 

 

GOD I have to recite that every day at the beginning of Bio class... I'm frikking forced to lie through 9/10ths of it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe the Church thinks that if we say it enough, we'll be brainwashed to believe what we say is true :-k .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In bio class? Why? Sorry that just seems wierd to me.

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Aged 13. I'm not sure if Jesus was the son of god, because how can you have a son if you don't have an, erm, sexual organ? Or a physical body at all. Jesus was, in my opinion, a human being who, if anything, may have been "enlightened" like, say, Buddha - that is, he was blessed with knowledge from God, or simply meditated long enough to figure out some very good thoughts indeed. If there was anything supernatural involved with Jesus, it would most likely have been only that. It is impossible for a non-physical being to have a son. An avatar, possibly...

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GOD I have to recite that every day at the beginning of Bio class... I'm frikking forced to lie through 9/10ths of it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe the Church thinks that if we say it enough, we'll be brainwashed to believe what we say is true :-k .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In bio class? Why? Sorry that just seems wierd to me.

 

 

 

My teacher is a devout Catholic, and I go to a Catholic High School. He makes us pray for the first 5-10 minutes of class, then gets mad at us for "being too slow" on our labs :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Sere, a couple teaches my class. They take turns each quarter :lol: .

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Aged 13. I'm not sure if Jesus was the son of god, because how can you have a son if you don't have an, erm, sexual organ? Or a physical body at all. Jesus was, in my opinion, a human being who, if anything, may have been "enlightened" like, say, Buddha - that is, he was blessed with knowledge from God, or simply meditated long enough to figure out some very good thoughts indeed. If there was anything supernatural involved with Jesus, it would most likely have been only that. It is impossible for a non-physical being to have a son. An avatar, possibly...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are contradicting your self. Jesus was "supernatural" or above nature. As such he was not confinde by the laws of nature. God created nature, don't you think he can work around it. In addition to his "supernatural-nature" christ was not partialy the God and Partialy Man, nor was he Man with the spirt of God within him, nor was he a man in whom the will of God intervined. He was FULLY God and FULLY man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The consept of the trinity is often missunderstood as a polytheism, but this is not so. IN MY MIND, I don't know if this is fact as the bible isn't very spicific on this subject and leaves much to interpritation, the trinity is the 3 PARTS of God. Just as you and I have 3 parts, The body, the will and the spirit. The body is christ, or the son. The Will is the God head, or the father, and the spirit is the holy ghoast.

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Jesus is a good friend of mine. I talk with Him often. In fact, He's with me right now. He's always with me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jesus is a illegal Mexican immigrant day labourer who waits on street corners for someone to pull up and offer him work. When offered work, Jesus excitedly exclaims "Viva La Americana!" and hops into the vehicle. When on the site of said job, he whistles "La Cuca Ratcha" while he earns every penny of his $10/day pay-check breaking his back carrying baskets of strawberry's/lettuce/oranges/shingles/concrete mix/etc etc etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This...This is the Jesus I know.

 

 

 

Ah.. but of course that guy's name would be pronounced "Hey-Sooce"

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I am Jesus..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mason 17, Queensland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I'll edit this when i find my Religion book, it's in there somewere lol)

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Eleanor Roosevelt, 140+

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus was a carpenter in the Roman province of Judea (or was it Syria or something?). He then started what is technically a cult which eventually became the world's largest religion. Wether or not he is the Mesiah is subject to tons of debate, but I highly doubt he was.

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