arizark Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 why dont you just not pronounce a letter in any word like dont ever say the letter t in anything and then try say tortoise :thumbsup: oroise ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Even better, use the sign language they use in the army, or speak like Super Mario :P Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 German. The stereotype being you use Vs instead of Fs, speak inappropiately loudly and put the odd German word in your English. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cydoor Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Speak like a chav :P Then its not only confusing but also almost impossible to understand :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Speak like a chav :P Then its not only confusing but also almost impossible to understand :P Lol. I've been told from voice alone I come across as quite the common chav. Damn my area. SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smapla Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 wear a cape every day :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 German. The stereotype being you use Vs instead of Fs, speak inappropiately loudly and put the odd German word in your English. More like replace every "W". Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dippymister Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 How ironic would that be if you all plan to do Jamaican accents, and your substitute comes in and hes a Jamaican, with like dread-locks and everything :XD: :ohnoes:My Guide on Obby Mauling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Homosexual Redneck. If you could pull that off(and your not from the southeast us) It would probably scare them...a lot. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo_killer6 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 What about a heavy Russian accent or even better: Igpay Atinlay (That's Pig Latin for those who don't know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I'd say to go for Icelandic. Ja Thes meedseege es strengly wrevet wet daanisk agcant! This message is strongly written with danish accent! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 British~Try to sound like you're talking through a thick moustache,you may want to eat some sweet to make your teeth yellowed like you drink tea.Maybe watch some Austin Powers while you're at it Pirate ~The pirate dictionary.Yarr.Yo-[garden tool]-[garden tool].Pretty short...Hmm. French ~The French speak pretty fast,so try and do that.And remember to change "th" to "z" and words begining with "h" like "hotel" become "l'otel" Australian ~Nasal. German ~Almost like brits.Actually having a Hitler moustache is good for that. Italian ~Hehe.Reminds me of the time I did that.Try "Whadda matta you?" a lot.And watch the CDM match of the Godfathers. Irish ~Sound boozed up. Scottish~Don't Scots have a similar accent to Irish? Suggested by an impersonator.I got actual disguises for most of those too =) so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oathkeeper Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Better yet: Be a mute. :P No, a MIME! :D MIME FOR THE WIN!, it's got to be the best, and if you can't get good enough by whenever it was, monday or something, do a monkey/penguin accent ( or just make those sounds...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I can do passable... Indian, Cockney, Irish, German, Spanish, Italian, Russian, Vietnamese, Hong Kong, Singaporean, Redneck, Aussie and Kiwi accents. But I can't for the life of me figure out how to do a Filipino accent. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I can do passable... Indian, Cockney, Irish, German, Spanish, Italian, Russian, Vietnamese, Hong Kong, Singaporean, Redneck, Aussie and Kiwi accents. But I can't for the life of me figure out how to do a Filipino accent. Is that because you saw my post?Try this: Le kwa simi kwa?Kwa tapo ah?Bo lan jiao ah?Ki kwa zharbok lah!!! What are you looking at?Looking at men?Don't have :-# ?Go look at women lah! so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Scottish~Don't Scots have a similar accent to Irish? In a single word: no. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Scottish~Don't Scots have a similar accent to Irish? In a single word: no. Yes, unlike Ireland, Scotland is not planning to take over the world. :wink: Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebewohl Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Hon cenadwri has a 'n bybyr Cymraeg acenna! Hon cenadowy has a 'ieyen biebirier Camroyg acenna! Translates to: This message has a strong Welsh accent! The second line is roughly how you should say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuziAngel Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Hon cenadwri has a 'n bybyr Cymraeg acenna! Hon cenadowy has a 'ieyen biebirier Camroyg acenna! Translates to: This message has a strong Welsh accent! The second line is roughly how you should say it. What the hell? Not in the Wales I live in. :shock: The Poison Fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Hon cenadwri has a 'n bybyr Cymraeg acenna! Hon cenadowy has a 'ieyen biebirier Camroyg acenna! Translates to: This message has a strong Welsh accent! The second line is roughly how you should say it. isnt Welsh used in some obscure place in South America? www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuziAngel Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 isnt Welsh used in some obscure place in South America? I have no idea. But I do know that that load of old tripe has obviously just been stuck into an online translator or something. It's so incorrect. The Poison Fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 isnt Welsh used in some obscure place in South America? Chubut, Argentina. :wink: Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Scottish~Don't Scots have a similar accent to Irish? In a single word: no. Yes, unlike Ireland, Scotland is not planning to take over the world. :wink: Good thing beer was invented then =) so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i can do american (who cant) british indian redneck scottish or irish (i really cant tell the difference) im australian thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'd say to go for Icelandic. Ja Thes meedseege es strengly wrevet wet daanisk agcant! Just in danish to be compared: Danish: Denne meddelese er skrevet med stÃÆÃâÃâærk dansk accent! Deene methdeelese ÃÆÃâÃâêre skgrevet mied staergk daansk agcant! English: This message is strongly written with danish accent! Thes meedseege es strengly wrevet wet daanisk agcant! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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