http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/stra ... ryid=81701

 

 

 

ORLANDO, FL (AP) -- A man dressed like a ninja broke into an Orlando home, smashed furniture, attacked two people and then vanished without a trace.

 

 

 

Three people were inside the home watching a movie Sunday afternoon when the ninja ran in, punched one man in the mouth and then kicked another man.

 

 

 

The victims -- who did not want to be identified -- reported that the costumed man slammed the DVD player and VCR into a dresser. Then he pulled out a knife and started waiving it around. The victims say the intruder didn't steal anything from the house but took several pictures with his cell phone camera.

 

 

 

When it was time for the ninja to make his escape, he didn't disappear in a cloud of smoke. The victims say the man ran down the street to a black BMW and drove off.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure what compeled me to post this other than its one of the funniest mental images I've ever gotten. No oe was serriously hurt and nothing was stolen. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone else have any news storys that showcase just plain odd criminals?

Sounds like the Dvd/VCR may of been broken. Imagine trading it in? :P

 

 

 

So why are you trading this in?

 

 

 

A ninja broke it

Lol......That just made my day!

 

 

 

Thats what i want to be when i grow up.

ROFL!

 

:lol:

When I read this I immediately thought "fraternity initiation".

Fathers 4 Jusitce strikes again!

Probably The Ninja from askaninja.com o_O.

When I read this I immediately thought "fraternity initiation".

 

 

 

that would be my guess

I wanna be a ninja too :pray:

It does sound like your typical ninja MO.

Ninjas don't have cars. :-k

The victims -- who did not want to be identified --

 

Of course not, they just got pwned.

I wonder why he took pictures. I reckon it was some sort of practical joke.

[excessive use of acronyms]ROFLMAO LOL OMGROFL, lqtm...[/excessive use of acronyms]

 

 

 

I could so see that. Some teenager comes in, starts doing his lame karate moves or whatever, pulls out a phone, starts taking pics, then hops out of a window... Hilarious. That's something that sounds like it came off of like, The Colbert Report or another one of those parody news shows.

My friend and I got a great laugh from this. I feel sorry for the people, but this is one hell of a story. Hilarious. :lol:

lmao that would be the weirdest thing to just happen to a person randomly lol.

Haha.. That would definitly be a fun stunt to pull :P

But dude, I'm a ninja too! I graduated from Ninja Tech :P

If a ninja attacked my house I'd probably let him steal one item just out of spite because he has the balls to do it :lol: That's one of the most random things that could ever happen to you while watching a movie with your friends.

 

 

 

..Your parents will really believe your explanation if the silverware or some electronics from the living room have disappeared. So will the insurance company. "A ninja assaulted my house"

Poor movie, I wonder what it was, or where it was at when they so "gracefully' yanked the DVD/VCR player out of the wall.

 

 

 

Just imagine:

 

 

 

Movie: "Four turtles. Four brothers. Genetically reborn in the sewers of New York. Named after the Renaissance masters and trained as..."

 

 

 

People: Holy [cabbage]! A "mutant" ninja "turtle" ! Hurry, check which one!

 

 

 

Lame, I know, my creativity isn't very good at the moment. :(

The ninja was obviously very spiteful at his victoms for having lives, and spending their free time watching movies instead of dressing as a ninja then proceeding to assualt people.

I just fell out of my chair :-w

probably lost a bet.

He must be a damn good ninja too, owning a BMW.

I'd halt that dude for a few pictures if he broke into my house. I found a new hero, to be honest.