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~^ What NOT To Say To Your GF/BF! ~^

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Sound Simple Enough?

 

Just post what NOT to say to your GF/BF. Btw, the weird stuff around the subject is just a border ~^. Don't post anything bad...

 

 

 

Please state who you are saying it to. I.E, BF or GF?

~Every party has a pooper. That's why they created toilets.~

~Studies show that 64% of teenagers are bad at math. If you are one of the 48% who isn't, put this in your sig.~

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to GF:no

 

 

 

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20 old men in one place? Sounds like an internet chat room! :D

 

...Anyone? Anyone?

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To either, if they have not taken the required courses to understand, or if they just aren't nerdy like we are 8-)

 

 

 

I wish I were adenine so I could be paired with U.

 

 

 

What's your sine? It must be pi/2 'cause you're the 1.

 

 

 

Our love is like dividing by zero. You cannot define it.

 

 

 

Are you the square root of two? 'Cause I feel irrational when I'm around you.

 

 

 

I (r = 1 - sin(theta)) you.

 

 

 

Our love is so powerful, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

 

 

 

You're attracted to me. I know you are. I can prove it! (Write down the equation Fg = (Gm1m2)/(r^2)) Bonus points if you ask the other person her mass (no bonus points if you ask a guy for his mass :P )

 

 

 

I'm a fermata...hold me.

 

 

 

I think my heart just lagged.

 

 

 

If I were (sin(x))^2 and you were (cos(x))^2, then together we could be 1.

 

 

 

If I move my lips half the distance to yours, then half again, then half again, and keep going like that, would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

 

 

 

Can I get your seven significant digits?

 

 

 

You're so hot, you must be the cause of global warming.

 

 

 

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

 

 

 

You must be absolute, because every time you're around me, I feel positive.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Gf: I was thinking...

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to GF: it's not you, it's me......it's all my fault....so dump me......

 

 

 

Coupling FTW!

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

bf to gf: I just need some space, I'm becoming an astronaut! \'

 

I read in a book

Luck be a Lady

From BF - GF : So, How many boyfriends have you had?

 

 

 

I asked that in real life, didn't go too well :-w

I dont need a siggy no moar.

From BF to GF:

 

This food stinks, where'd you buy it?

 

 

 

 

 

From GF to BF:

 

I cooked it myself.

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I'm a married mother that plays RuneScape. Got a problem with that?

to gf: i heard your last break up didn't go to well...

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

to GF: Let's hope your better than your sister

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^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!

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I'm surprised no-one said this:

 

 

 

To gf:Can I touch 'em?

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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From GF: what's that?

~Every party has a pooper. That's why they created toilets.~

~Studies show that 64% of teenagers are bad at math. If you are one of the 48% who isn't, put this in your sig.~

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To either, if they have not taken the required courses to understand, or if they just aren't nerdy like we are 8-)

 

 

 

I wish I were adenine so I could be paired with U.

 

 

 

Our love is like dividing by zero. You cannot define it.

 

 

 

Are you the square root of two? 'Cause I feel irrational when I'm around you.

 

 

 

I'm a fermata...hold me.

 

 

 

I think my heart just lagged.

 

 

 

If I move my lips half the distance to yours, then half again, then half again, and keep going like that, would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

 

 

 

Can I get your seven significant digits?

 

 

 

You must be absolute, because every time you're around me, I feel positive.

 

dang those were funny my fav was the significant digits lol.

  • 2 weeks later...
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rofl!!!!

 

 

 

To GF: you're like Tylenol. you make me feel better. (awww!!! it's sooo cute!!!)

~Every party has a pooper. That's why they created toilets.~

~Studies show that 64% of teenagers are bad at math. If you are one of the 48% who isn't, put this in your sig.~

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  • 2 months later...

(when you're an adult)BF to GF: Haha I'm younger than you

 

 

 

If you said that, you'd get a punch in the face, or a knee in... you know where

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From bf to gf: how much you weigh?

 

 

 

 

 

i prank called my older sister that!

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to bf, pointing and [maybe] laughing:that's it? that's all there is?

to gf and her mum: who's older?

 

 

 

to gf: r they fake?

 

 

 

to bf: you're not as good as the last.

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To the girlfriend after not coming home the night before: You see, I got an operation, and well... I'm pregnant!

 

 

 

*dramatic pause as she tries to figure out what's going on*

 

 

 

Just kidding, I was out cheating on you, let me go pack my stuff.

Cowards can't block Warriors.

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