June 19, 200719 yr http://www.cellular-news.com/story/24416.php Inappropriate Hiding Place for Cellphone Puts Prisoner in Hospital A UK prisoner was admitted to hospital recently after he hid a mobile phone inside his body and was unable to expel it later. According to the tabloid newspaper, The Sun - Martin Mahoney, a convicted burglar had hidden the mobile phone inside his anus to hide it during a routine prison search. He had spent days trying to get it out, but was eventually forced to confess to guards. He had to have over 200 internal stitches and the doctors had to remove part of his bladder. He is still recovering in hospital. This is a common way to hide mobile phones during inspections as phones are banned inside prisons. Doubtless news of what happened may dissuade prisoners from this activity in future. A source told the newspaper "Cons are calling him Phoney Mahoney. Sounds funny but he could have died." A Prison Service spokeswoman said "There are rigorous search systems in place for prisoners and any visitors in order to prevent mobile phones entering prisons." "Unfortunately, however, there are occasional breaches in security. It is now well established that prisoners can and do secrete mobile phones in body cavities." And yes, it is the 'wagon' you all were thinking of when you clicked this topic. :wink: I wonder what kind of phone it was. :lol:
June 19, 200719 yr cons do sh!t like that all the time, no pun intended... some actually shove things like knives, and bags of drugs... if the bag breaks you'll overdose XD...
June 19, 200719 yr Author cons do sh!t like that all the time, no pun intended... some actually shove things like knives, and bags of drugs... if the bag breaks you'll overdose XD... Yeah its just great hearing about something like this failing. I wonder what it must have been like for the guard he told about it. :P "uh.. sir, I have a phone stuck in my anus I can't get out. I need a doctor".
June 19, 200719 yr lol. Yea, I suspected this happened. I think once I heard of a group of people who put parts of a gun in their bodies, and attempted to use it, but they had forgotten about one of the parts or one of them forgo to search thoroughly enough after bowl movements.^^
June 19, 200719 yr i've actually read something like this in my newspaper once, this reminds me of jack@$$ the final "prank" were they put a toy car into a c0nd** and shove it up his [wagon], then they go to some doc, and the doc goes like "wat the he!!? ooohhh, this is not good..." lol, that cracked me up! :lol:
June 19, 200719 yr cons do sh!t like that all the time, no pun intended... some actually shove things like knives, and bags of drugs... if the bag breaks you'll overdose XD... Yeah its just great hearing about something like this failing. I wonder what it must have been like for the guard he told about it. :P "uh.. sir, I have a phone stuck in my anus I can't get out. I need a doctor". I'd imagine the prison was doing rectal exams? he was just coming in probably, how would he get a phone when he was already in there.
June 19, 200719 yr "uh.. sir, I have a phone stuck in my anus I can't get out. I need a doctor". Waaaay too funny. :lol: 8,325th to 99 Firemaking 3/9/08 | 44,811th to 99 Cooking 7/16/084,968th to 99 Farming 10/9/09 | Runescaper August 2005-March 2010Tip.it Mod Feb. 2008-Sep. 2008 | Tip.it Crew Sep. 2008-Nov. 2009
June 19, 200719 yr When i read the title, i didnt know what you meant by wagon, so i thought harder, and i just imagined a kazakh man farming. My brain cells are dead today. :-k Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)
June 19, 200719 yr One wonders what other prisoners keep in their anuses; Playboy mags, laptops, guns. Wow they use their anus to such good use unlike us normal people who just crap out of it.. wait a second theres gays who use it for anal no wait *falls into the whole he just made* A friend to all is a friend to none.
June 19, 200719 yr One wonders what other prisoners keep in their anuses; Playboy mags, laptops, guns. Wow they use their anus to such good use unlike us normal people who just crap out of it.. wait a second theres gays who use it for [obsessive-compulsive] no wait *falls into the whole he just made* I imagine shoving a laptop up your [wagon] would be pretty difficult... People in prison do that all the time, but ive never heard of a cell phone. orders to kill some one are common, however.
June 19, 200719 yr Imagine if it had gone off when it was on vibrate... "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"
June 19, 200719 yr i've heard of a coke mule, but a cellphone mule, thats something new. Visit my DeviantArt Page at http://vladmoney.deviantart.com
June 19, 200719 yr Imagine if it had gone off when it was on vibrate... LOL!! He would enjoy prison if he enjoyed that. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
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June 19, 200719 yr Well.. Some people like to have stuff in their anus.. :uhh: Fishing: Monks in piscatoris.Runecrafting: Abyss runecrafting..Contact Me On TIF ~ Private is set to | Friends ~
June 19, 200719 yr Lol, i laugh at news like this. i remember once reading that an Indian prisoner woke up with a light bulb in his anus. he didnt know how it got there and they had surgury to remove it without it breaking. Man, these prisoners are so anal about hiding stuff! *stupid pun intended* [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
June 19, 200719 yr That's one of the most common places to smuggle drugs to prison. I'd rather die for what I believe in than live for anything else.Name Removed by Administrator ~Turtlefemm
June 19, 200719 yr Failing to see the story here... Maybe Radio Flyers are illegal and dangerous. Gamertag: King Arizona
June 19, 200719 yr :shock: Maybe it was this type of cell phone Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
June 20, 200719 yr Imagine tossing his salad, and it starts beeping at you :shock: This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
June 20, 200719 yr Imagine tossing his salad, and it starts beeping at you :shock: you had to go there... :uhh:
June 20, 200719 yr Author Imagine tossing his salad, and it starts beeping at you :shock: He probably has some really annoying ring tone.
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