June 20, 200719 yr Imagine tossing his salad, and it starts beeping at you :shock: He probably has some really annoying ring tone. His wagon starts playing Fur Elise... It really has
June 20, 200719 yr I'd imagine Paris Hilton doing that, neading a cell phone in prison. :lol: Though, I know of a freind with a cell phone the size of a thumb and that would work well, painfully, but well.
June 20, 200719 yr Lol. That's nothing. I've heard of people putting needles of heroin up there to avoid getting busted by the cops. What a bleeped up world we live in.
June 20, 200719 yr Imagine if it had gone off when it was on vibrate... I guess he would have to answer it.... :P ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
June 20, 200719 yr Imagine if it had gone off when it was on vibrate... I guess he would have to answer it.... :P :lol: I don't really think this thing is to uncommon, but it's just not to often that it makes the news :P Hegemony-Spain
June 20, 200719 yr This reminds me of when on family guy when Peter swallows his cell phone and has to punch his stomach to answer it. :P
June 20, 200719 yr Anyone see the South Park where Cartman shoves the "Tic-Tac-Throw" game up his [wagon] for "Romper Stomper?" Classic. ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.
June 21, 200719 yr [ News ] Prisoner hides phone in his wagon... Imagine what would happen if it vibrates... I dont need a siggy no moar.
June 21, 200719 yr :shock: Maybe it was this type of cell phone Damn you, you beat me to it! Haha. How did he not get it out, tie a peice of string to it! I'm an expert in these matt.. :uhh:
June 21, 200719 yr :shock: Maybe it was this type of cell phone Damn you, you beat me to it! Haha. How did he not get it out, tie a peice of string to it! I'm an expert in these matt.. :uhh: Just got a report from the news that they retrieved and cleaned said phone. Two large tubes of lubricant and surgical forceps were required to remove the offending object. Unfortunately, no anesthetic was avaliable at the time. On much of a mixed blessing for the convict, the torn sphincter muscle has lessened his popularity among fellow inmates while bowel control has become difficult. Don't cringe now.
June 21, 200719 yr I read the first 5 words and nearly died. Yes, I did cringe - No Anesthetic!!! ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
June 21, 200719 yr Imagine if it had gone off when it was on vibrate... I guess he would have to answer it.... :P :lol: Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Peter swallowed his mobile and had to answer it by punching his stomach haha. Funny stuff though...Probably should of put it in a condom or something like that before hand. I'm sure it would of made life a lot more easier. :wink:
June 21, 200719 yr Funny stuff though...Probably should of put it in a condom or something like that before hand. I'm sure it would of made life a lot more easier. :wink: Jackass The Movie! FTW!! :XD: I dont need a siggy no moar.
June 21, 200719 yr Funny stuff though...Probably should of put it in a condom or something like that before hand. I'm sure it would of made life a lot more easier. :wink: Jackass The Movie! FTW!! :XD: Yeah thats what I was thinking of as well when I posted the comment. And that was only a toy car and he was in discomfort! Geez wouldn't want to be that prison guy! :lol:
June 21, 200719 yr Imagine if it had gone off when it was on vibrate... I guess he would have to answer it.... :P :lol: Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Peter swallowed his mobile and had to answer it by punching his stomach haha. Funny stuff though...Probably should of put it in a condom or something like that before hand. I'm sure it would of made life a lot more easier. :wink: Hey, you stole my line! That's still a funny episode though :P
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