I wasn't aware of the human body's capability for torturing itself.

:cry:

That was the textual equivalent of a train wreck. I could NOT stop reading. :lol:

Just wasn't that funny at all. No hard feelings. :-s

*Scraps shaving [wagon] hair of to-do list*

It's a copy and paste from wikichan, I saw it firsthand. Well played.

funniest.. most epic thing ive ever seen

 

id give it three thumbs, but i only have 2

 

just wow, i have it saved in a .txt doc now :XD: :XD:

 

just... epic =D>

Thank God for metaphors.

 

amen. :pray:

Best topic in TI's history

It was ok , but I thought I'd bring some of you to earth..

 

 

 

People are not born with anal hair so you don't see toddlers with sweaty butts, begging their parents to itch them, well at least I never.

 

 

 

Also If you wipe your butt clean with toilet paper you would not have the problems of sticky excrements.

 

 

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on.

 

 

 

There is a part of the problem, he didn't use foam or anything to prepare the skin for shaving, he just shaved it this irritates the skin , and afterwards he did not condition it this usually brings a rash (which itches)

 

 

 

The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two cheeks sliding past each other with every step.

Tell your friend to eat less salt and exercise more, as that level of sweating in unheard off by just walking. I remembering back to when i was 11 with no butt hair and that certainly never happened to me.

 

 

 

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room.

You mean sweat? Or did something crawl up his butt and died?

 

 

 

. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks.

 

What? How big is his butt? That gas can't even escape? And how is butt hair going to help the gas escape as it makes the area more compacted..

:XD:

 

 

 

 

 

I will permanently remove that from my list of things to do... :-X

I was thinking of removing mine the other day. My exact thoughts were, "what good does it do, it's just annoying". Thanks a lot for enlightening me, I really had no idea of its purpose.

This is just so freakin weird... How the hell can the hair, or should I say, the lack of, cause such anal discomfort? All I can say is that that's what you get for using a cheap razor.

I didn't read the whole thing, thats definatly mroe information than I wan't to know. Especily right before I go to sleep, I could end up with freaky disturbing dreams :ohnoes: . But I got the part about the cheep disposible razor on his [wagon] #-o . At least use adecent razor man, but wtf was he thinking :-X

 

 

 

EDIT: I read it. Im ammazed he didn't cut himself. I should definatly drink coffe all nigth and all day tommarow, to spare myself the worlds weirdest dreams. Oh, well, hopefully all the lauging was worth it :D

:lol:

 

 

 

Next time just pull them out, it causes alot less pain and they grow back slower or not at all.

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Don't ask me how I know... :-w :-# :-$ :uhh:

Ehh... A bit too much info there, but...

 

 

 

Butt-hair FTW! \

 

 

 

Where would we be without it?

:-X :lol:

.... :-s :lol: tif should really have more topics like this

:-X :lol:

 

 

 

Most insightful comment ever.

Lmao. You suck dude, you really, really suck.

 

Thanks for the tip though.. :P :lol:

this literally brought tears to my eyes, and im having trouble typ9ingl everything seems surreal....hilarious!! Edit: ok, about 5 minutes I stopped laughing, and Im recommending this be moved to the varrock library forum. Whos with me!

is there any chapter 2 in the horizon (bush mowing) ? :D

I proclaim this thread to be full of awesome and win.

 

 

 

On a related note, men, do not under any circumstances shave your sack hair, either, for much the same reasons sans poop.

LOL! :XD: :XD:

 

I am so printing that story to show my mates lol.

Bookmarked'd.

 

Same

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I cant believe I am saying this, but, Pics or it didnt happen!