KCHughes Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I wasn't aware of the human body's capability for torturing itself. the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalTalker Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 That was the textual equivalent of a train wreck. I could NOT stop reading. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slade8 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Just wasn't that funny at all. No hard feelings. :-s It's better to keep your mouth shut and have everybody think you're stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin_ Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 *Scraps shaving [wagon] hair of to-do list* Some people dream of success, while others make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 It's a copy and paste from wikichan, I saw it firsthand. Well played. Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingmerik888 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 funniest.. most epic thing ive ever seen id give it three thumbs, but i only have 2 just wow, i have it saved in a .txt doc now :XD: :XD: just... epic =D> Tis the great kingmerik! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Thank God for metaphors. amen. :pray: Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Best topic in TI's history - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 It was ok , but I thought I'd bring some of you to earth.. People are not born with anal hair so you don't see toddlers with sweaty butts, begging their parents to itch them, well at least I never. Also If you wipe your butt clean with toilet paper you would not have the problems of sticky excrements. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. There is a part of the problem, he didn't use foam or anything to prepare the skin for shaving, he just shaved it this irritates the skin , and afterwards he did not condition it this usually brings a rash (which itches) The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two cheeks sliding past each other with every step. Tell your friend to eat less salt and exercise more, as that level of sweating in unheard off by just walking. I remembering back to when i was 11 with no butt hair and that certainly never happened to me. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. You mean sweat? Or did something crawl up his butt and died? . I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks. What? How big is his butt? That gas can't even escape? And how is butt hair going to help the gas escape as it makes the area more compacted.. A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSxqPowerx Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 :XD: I will permanently remove that from my list of things to do... :-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korskin Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I was thinking of removing mine the other day. My exact thoughts were, "what good does it do, it's just annoying". Thanks a lot for enlightening me, I really had no idea of its purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kam42705 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 This is just so freakin weird... How the hell can the hair, or should I say, the lack of, cause such anal discomfort? All I can say is that that's what you get for using a cheap razor. i mean wth no1 cares about that weak noob that was scared of the great almighty lord ZAROS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I didn't read the whole thing, thats definatly mroe information than I wan't to know. Especily right before I go to sleep, I could end up with freaky disturbing dreams :ohnoes: . But I got the part about the cheep disposible razor on his [wagon] #-o . At least use adecent razor man, but wtf was he thinking :-X EDIT: I read it. Im ammazed he didn't cut himself. I should definatly drink coffe all nigth and all day tommarow, to spare myself the worlds weirdest dreams. Oh, well, hopefully all the lauging was worth it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 :lol: Next time just pull them out, it causes alot less pain and they grow back slower or not at all. Edit: Don't ask me how I know... :-w :-# :-$ :uhh: When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Ehh... A bit too much info there, but... Butt-hair FTW! \ Where would we be without it? sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 :-X :lol: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblob0 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 .... :-s :lol: tif should really have more topics like this Don't Click This774th to 99 hunting on July 16th 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 :-X :lol: Most insightful comment ever. Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordanGM Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Lmao. You suck dude, you really, really suck. Thanks for the tip though.. :P :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 this literally brought tears to my eyes, and im having trouble typ9ingl everything seems surreal....hilarious!! Edit: ok, about 5 minutes I stopped laughing, and Im recommending this be moved to the varrock library forum. Whos with me! Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matok Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 is there any chapter 2 in the horizon (bush mowing) ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I proclaim this thread to be full of awesome and win. On a related note, men, do not under any circumstances shave your sack hair, either, for much the same reasons sans poop. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 LOL! :XD: :XD: I am so printing that story to show my mates lol. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppyKing Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Bookmarked'd. Same And I cant believe I am saying this, but, Pics or it didnt happen! Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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