Noobs-- Where exactly do they come from

[warrierlord9]

mm i don not know where noobs came from. when i started rs i did not see many people begging for money. yet now when i go to a f2p world i get people following me asking for the odd 15k her and there. Im not being modest but im not rich. I have yeh 250k but just cause im wearin full rune doesnt meen im loaded!!!!. i agree with the idea that miniclip started it but when i started i had a decent player guiding me along.

[Wachtwoord]

For all those saying speaking some kind of not English language: "there is a difference between writing using shortcuts and just incomprehensible writing." If someone writes so bad I actually have to think about what he's writing, it's a noob to me. No matter how intelligent, old, or "mature" you are.

[12pure34]

On the first day.. God created light.

 

.. you know the story..

 

But now the hidden part.

 

 

 

After a good rest, God watched down on earth. He was not happy. So he created a computer and a tower filled with Jagex people. But something went wrong. As there must be balance (way of guthix lol?!)

 

 

 

So for the good thing of Jagex, there had to be a downside. So God was forced to create the noob. But something went wrong! The noob developed itself!!! He created his own langauge calling it: '1337Speak!!'

 

 

 

Then he went out to spread the Noobs' word, instead of God's word. Guess who nailed Jezus to it's cross. A nooby mistake, as they could have fed him to the KBD or something.. ?! But all the noobs were killed before they could feed Jezus to him..

 

 

 

So, as you see, noobs are just there as a balance. It was all in God's plan. Just packed out the wrong way. Just like it did with heavy metal music :-# :boohoo:

[zaquierming]

Well, when a Mommy Noob loves a Daddy Noob...

 

 

 

Honestly, though it's just who they are. The people who scam in real life may be someone who steals in real life, or who would rather get something unfairly rather than earn it. Like cheating on a test rather than studying and earning the mark, for example.

[NightHawK]

They just came to runescape like you or I, we all were inexperienced at one stage.

 

 

 

If your getting them confused with immature people thats a different matter, they are usualy spoilt people that want their own way.

[splatmster24]

yo! i found runescspe on miniclip!

[highlanders]

Miniclip is not the main culprit. As soon as Rs2 came out, more and more unwanted individuals have started to play. Runescape attracts them like flees.

[baalboy5]

you know how hard it is to make money as a noob? yet alone a noob that can pay attention to a skill for more then 10 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

It's very hard, on my level 3 skiller that I just started it was very annoying to get 30 wc!

[justcallmedaddy]

http://miniclip.com/ :-w

[Alg]

noobs are a rare occurence when the moon and jupiter are aligned, every second one pops up from a random crater in the forests of Nevada.

[SQueezeEaSY]

noobs are a rare occurence when the moon and jupiter are aligned, every second one pops up from a random crater in the forests of Nevada.

 

:-s

[mithos23132]

THey come from their [Miniclipper] friends saying "Hay, dis game is gr8, u shld try it." Then, there friends teach them to to 'spall lake dis'. After that, they see people in pretty red and blue armour with wildrness capes and bone spears, and say "buy ur bone axe and armur pl0x." Stuff like that.

 

 

 

ROFL edited XD

 

rofl I was just going to say the same thing :)

[purpieman2]

China.

 

Nope.

[hawkpal]

Noobs are raised on farms where some poor unlucky, underpaid farmers feed them dog kibbles to keep them alive until they're released into the wild.

 

 

 

You got siggied.

 

 

 

N00bs come from the bottom of Hell. But seriously. Does Chaos desire? Is there Time without Purpose? I am suggesting that each one of their 8-11 year old bodies is possessed by the Highlander, a mythical being which will someday unite the n00bs into a greater being, JENOVA.

 

 

 

Thank you for your time. :lol:

[Killy_the_Kid]

Pregnant women.

[stingkid]

You see, when a mommy noob and a daddy noob really love each other...

siggied! :XD:

Damn! You beat me to it, lord.

[Spy13]

They came from the far side!!!!! :-$

[Fairness]

When a daddy noob and a mommy noob loves each other... or however that was

 

Oh, and they reproduce! "Wana b ma gf/bf?" The dumber ones think you don't have to be the opposite gender.

 

 

 

RuneScape doesn't require much skill in terms of knowledge and stuff. That's what they hear, and so they sign up in RuneScape thinking they finally found TEH game of idiots. (c wut i did thar?) But they then discover they need to work something, so they try to avoid this by "fre stof plz". They then resort to scamming and the luckier ones get about 50k, from which they buy a rare black lobster and a charcoal, since they have no clue how to use up their newfound wealth. After that, they try to merchant it and sell it for 60k but then they notice that flames come at them so they reply with "fok u nub" and then enjoy a happy ban.

 

Having learned their lesson, they make a new lesson, but this time, they start with scamming since it brings more lesson than begging. Knowing that the black lobster and the charcoal are impossible to sell at that price, they instead walk around with the 20k they managed to scam this time and try to think up a clever way of spending this time. When they see the first person offering to double money, they give their 20k to them. Then that noob buys a black lobster...

[nomadmike]

:shock: I believe it is just someone who is bored with their "main"

 

 

 

 

 

I have seen my brothers friend go that way :wall: One day he is a normal player than the next he is swearing and scamming as he goes because his main is banned. Now he is a skiller begging for cash

[JordanGM]

Family Guy, and other tv shows/movies with stupid humour.

 

I'm not saying its bad, I'm just saying that thats where there immaturity comes from. Look at the kids cartoon's these days, compared to ones 10 years ago, the type of humour has went from kind of stupid, to idiotic. I do watch Family Guy, but I know not to act like the characters from it..

[xplod33]

Family Guy, and other tv shows/movies with stupid humour.

 

I'm not saying its bad, I'm just saying that thats where there immaturity comes from. Look at the kids cartoon's these days, compared to ones 10 years ago, the type of humour has went from kind of stupid, to idiotic. I do watch Family Guy, but I know not to act like the characters from it..

 

 

 

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[Dragonlordjl]

When a daddy noob and a mommy noob loves each other... or however that was

 

Oh, and they reproduce! "Wana b ma gf/bf?" The dumber ones think you don't have to be the opposite gender.

 

 

 

RuneScape doesn't require much skill in terms of knowledge and stuff. That's what they hear, and so they sign up in RuneScape thinking they finally found TEH game of idiots. (c wut i did thar?) But they then discover they need to work something, so they try to avoid this by "fre stof plz". They then resort to scamming and the luckier ones get about 50k, from which they buy a rare black lobster and a charcoal, since they have no clue how to use up their newfound wealth. After that, they try to merchant it and sell it for 60k but then they notice that flames come at them so they reply with "fok u nub" and then enjoy a happy ban.

 

Having learned their lesson, they make a new lesson, but this time, they start with scamming since it brings more lesson than begging. Knowing that the black lobster and the charcoal are impossible to sell at that price, they instead walk around with the 20k they managed to scam this time and try to think up a clever way of spending this time. When they see the first person offering to double money, they give their 20k to them. Then that noob buys a black lobster...

 

 

 

Quoted for truth. =D>

[Lime_Mercury]