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If you could kill any NPC...

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why does everybody hate the sandwich lady? i like her, she pwns all the macros. Anyways, i would kill King Tyras. Oh wait, I did :thumbsup: . So then i would kill the KQ and get a d chain.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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why does everybody hate the sandwich lady? i like her, she pwns all the macros. Anyways, i would kill King Tyras. Oh wait, I did :thumbsup: . So then i would kill the KQ and get a d chain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can. =P NPCs to kill means ones that aren't attackable now. Like Evil Dave's Mom. =P Muhahahah!

Cowards can't block Warriors.

I would kill that guy that stole my ship for Dragon Slayer. Then I could ride around Gielinor without being a member! :lol:

The internet: A place where the men are men, the women are men, and 13 year old girls are FBI agents.
looks like WoW's interface.

Were you too lazy to read 3 posts above or too stupid to comprehend it?

Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is that man?

I would probably kill The Wise Old Man and take the blue party hat. :)

 

 

 

Also, perhaps Party Pete?

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i wanna kill Vannaka the slayer master because every other task is 14 bronze dragons and i hate them :evil:

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that's weird. when i played runescape 5 months after rs2 came out, hans wasn't in lumbridge at all. i thought he was added with the tutors.
You thought wrong.

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I want to kill Thorgel in Mourning's End 2 and take his Death Talisman and kill The Wise Old Man and take his Blue Partyhat.

Owner of Quest Cape since 11/9/2007 23:30! Working my butt off to get it back.

 

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that's weird. when i played runescape 5 months after rs2 came out, hans wasn't in lumbridge at all. i thought he was added with the tutors.

 

 

 

Nope, he just likes to walk around the castle. He may not have been out right about RS2 either though. I didn't start RS2 until it had been out for awhile.

 

 

 

he definately wasn't out when i played back then. but i guess i'll answer your question. if i could kill any NPC... hmmm.... i'd have to be the mysterious old man. he gave me a mysterious box before and i didn't know it, bam, 2 hours later had 100 boxes in one slot. took me forever to finish it... :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

How did you avoid your inventory for 2 hours? =O

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prison pete, and the king of varrock.

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I wan't to kill the queen of varrock. Shes just SO annoying, and smug. I want to shove a dragonfire sheild up her [wagon] untill she breathes fire (right before she dies of course. Don't want her having super powers).

people from the bank to i can steal all those stuff in other people's bank account

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Swarm!!! Hard to see and very annoying!

Hmm....

 

 

 

MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I hate that stupid random event.

 

 

 

But, if that doesn't count, then, WOM, cuz he's a bank robber.

 

 

 

i have gotton that random event sooo many times..... that its not funny. Well yes it kinda is. Lol

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M.O.M and take all of his caskets and boxes and give them to autoers

 

mwa ha ha ah a

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molly or evil bob. i get those two often and i hate the rewards

Swarm!!! Hard to see and very annoying!

 

 

 

 

 

Did you know... Swarms were once attackable??? I hate Jagex for changing everything I loved when I was a noob --- attackable swarms, mining rock appearances, log appearances (2+ years ago! :shock:)

 

 

 

To keep On-Topic.... I'd probably kill Molly, if she locked up her sister for good, how come she keeps coming back for my help!?

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Hmm. Everyone says Party Pete and Wom. But I also want a phat.I think I would kill Megan upstairs in the pary room then.

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Bob the cat, for all the annoying random events.

 

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Duradel, for being a pain in the butt when he gives out slayer tasks :twisted:

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Kill toz jad, or however you say his name so he respawns in lumby... Oh dang that would be nice.

 

 

 

Or if you could force a NPC to do anything you wanted him to do, it would have to be thurgo. He is the last of the Imacando. You could make him recreate the shield of Arav for me. (It was impervious to every type of attack.)

 

 

 

Plus since he's a master of making things it shouldn't be to hard for him to make me a couple of paper hats...

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What has become of the runescape community???? :wall:

There is a community?

I wouldn't kill any NPC, I would hit Mod Andrew with a rubber chicken, and get a screenshot of it. That would be priceless.

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sandwich lady

 

 

 

it... it just... it just never fills me up :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

sidenote: oh great got a molly event while typing this

Take your time to post on my blog please!

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Open up your hate and let it flow into me, madness is the gift that has been given to me...

that's weird. when i played runescape 5 months after rs2 came out, hans wasn't in lumbridge at all. i thought he was added with the tutors.

 

 

 

Nope, he just likes to walk around the castle. He may not have been out right about RS2 either though. I didn't start RS2 until it had been out for awhile.

 

 

 

he definately wasn't out when i played back then. but i guess i'll answer your question. if i could kill any NPC... hmmm.... i'd have to be the mysterious old man. he gave me a mysterious box before and i didn't know it, bam, 2 hours later had 100 boxes in one slot. took me forever to finish it... :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

WRONG

 

 

 

hans was out in early rsc. he was lvl 3 and i use to kill him in 2002 for fun.

that's weird. when i played runescape 5 months after rs2 came out, hans wasn't in lumbridge at all. i thought he was added with the tutors.

 

 

 

Nope, he just likes to walk around the castle. He may not have been out right about RS2 either though. I didn't start RS2 until it had been out for awhile.

 

 

 

he definately wasn't out when i played back then. but i guess i'll answer your question. if i could kill any NPC... hmmm.... i'd have to be the mysterious old man. he gave me a mysterious box before and i didn't know it, bam, 2 hours later had 100 boxes in one slot. took me forever to finish it... :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

How did you avoid your inventory for 2 hours? =O

 

 

 

wow your not the sharpest tool in the shed are you....all you have to do is take off your armour, go and get killed and bam you lose all your boxes.....

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