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Robber demands cash -- but settles for a glass of wine and a group hug

 

 

 

WASHINGTON -- A would-be robber was disarmed by hospitable hosts who offered him a glass of wine and sent him off with a group hug but no cash.

 

 

 

A group of friends was finishing a dinner of marinated steaks and jumbo shrimp on the back patio of a Washington, D.C. home when a hooded man slid through an open gate and pointed a handgun at the head of a 14-year-old girl.

 

 

 

"Give me your money, or I'll start shooting," the intruder said, according to Washington, D.C., police and witnesses. Everyone froze, including the girl's parents. Then one guest spoke up.

 

 

 

"We were just finishing dinner," Cristina "Cha Cha" Rowan, 43, told the man. "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?"

 

 

 

The intruder had a sip of their Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and said, "Damn, that's good wine."

 

 

 

The girl's father, Michael Rabdau, 51, a federal government worker, told the intruder to take the whole glass, and Rowan offered him the bottle.

 

 

 

The robber, with his hood down, took another sip and a bite of Camembert cheese. He put the gun in his sweatpants.

 

 

 

Then the story took an even more bizarre twist.

 

 

 

"I think I may have come to the wrong house," the intruder said before apologizing. "Can I get a hug?"

 

 

 

Rowan, who works at her children's school and lives in Falls Church, Virginia, stood up and wrapped her arms around would-be robber. The other guests followed.

 

 

 

"Can we have a group hug?" the man asked. The five adults complied.

 

 

 

The man walked away a few moments later with a filled crystal wine glass, but nothing was stolen, and no one was hurt. Police were called to the scene and found the empty wine glass unbroken on the ground in an alley behind the house.

 

 

 

Police classified the June 16 incident, which lasted all of 10 minutes, as strange but true. The witnesses thought the intruder might have been high on drugs.

 

 

 

"We've had robbers that apologize and stuff but nothing where they sit down and drink wine. It definitely is strange," said Cmdr. Diane Groomes, adding that the hugs were especially unusual. (AP)

 

 

 

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is he the worst robber ever? He's swayed by wine, he then asks if he can have cheese, thus entering their dinner party, then ADMITS hes got the wrong house...then ask for....a hug??!!

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is he the worst robber ever? He's swayed by wine, he then asks if he can have cheese, thus entering their dinner party, then ADMITS hes got the wrong house...then ask for....a hug??!!

 

 

 

I think he lacked a little love in his life :(

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wonder who;s house he was trying to get to....

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is he the worst robber ever? He's swayed by wine, he then asks if he can have cheese, thus entering their dinner party, then ADMITS hes got the wrong house...then ask for....a hug??!!

 

 

 

Not everyone WANTS to rob nice people.

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Someone should've pulled the gun out of his pants when they hugged him and pistol whipped the git.

 

Lol, pistol whipped. And then he'll say "OMG pistol noob!!!"

 

Anyway, looks like Barney was right. About us being a big old family, and giving each other a hug, and all that rot. But he never advocated good wine and cheese yet.

 

Oh well...

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That made me smile :D

 

 

 

Unfortunately or fortunately I have been moulded into an empathy machine... Everybody needs a hug sometimes...

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What source did you get this from? not to be too much of a skeptic, but this does sound a little odd.

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What source did you get this from? not to be too much of a skeptic, but this does sound a little odd.

 

 

 

But is this earth not odd?

 

 

 

I could totally believe this. Show some people a little kindness can change everything.

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Show some people a little kindness can change everything.

 

 

 

Definitely! Before I changed jobs I used to work at a cafe' and I was a waitress, I used to sit down with my customers and listen to how their day was. My boss wanted to know why our business shot up, it was because someone cared. I used to have one man come in twice to three times a day and he would always buy something so we could have a chat. People can get very lonely sometimes, something small like listening can change someone̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s entire day.

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What source did you get this from? not to be too much of a skeptic, but this does sound a little odd.

 

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Why'd that one lady hug him? Nice gesture, but moving into such full-bodily contact with an armed, potentially dangerous, likely drug-addled, man...is not as a general rule a good idea.

 

Well it worked, didn't it :P

 

 

 

What if she had refused? The man could have gotten very upset, and become very aggressive.

 

 

 

Imo, hugging him was the best decision.

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Must've been French.

 

 

 

Who else would have such a weakness for wine and cheese, and be so ready to abort an offensive?

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That's very odd. Yeah, I'd definitly believe that man was high.

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This isn't the dumbest robber story i have ever heard.

 

 

 

An unarmed [i think] walks into a busy Gas stations and yells at everyone to get down on the ground and give him their money....or he will call the police. So the people naturally didn't give him the money. So he asked the owner where the phone is and called the police. Here is what he said:

 

 

 

Robber: hey 911, I'm trying to rob these people and they are letting me.

 

 

 

Operator: Okay tell us where you are at and we will take care of the situation.

 

 

 

So the robber hangs up and waits for th police. When they got to the gas station they arrested the robber under the charges of threating and attempt of robbery.

 

 

 

 

 

what an idoit

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Must've been French.

 

 

 

Who else would have such a weakness for wine and cheese, and be so ready to abort an offensive?

 

that will be me :D

 

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