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ninjas robbed my local gas station

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Well er..that's neat. I feel sorry for the gas station. It would have been cooler if they managed to pull it off without weapons :-w

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Ninjas: read, 'wannabe'.

 

 

 

That is pretty funny though.

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haha thats pretty funny :P

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haha thats pretty funny :P

 

 

 

Yes! Armed robbery is hilarious! :roll:

 

 

 

This reminds me of that story that was here not too long ago. A ninja ran into someone's house, attacked them, broke some of their belongings and ran out. This story is more serious though, it's good that they didn't actually hurt the store clerk.

They were seen, and therefore not ninjas.

 

Truth.

 

 

 

Although, the rule of the world states: Any violent crime can be made funny and/or acceptable when it involves ninjas.

haha thats pretty funny :P

 

 

 

Yes! Armed robbery is hilarious! :roll:

No, just pretty funny :thumbsup:
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thats right the gas station down the street from me was robbed by 2 girl ninjas, theres even a video

 

 

 

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/new ... etail.html

 

 

 

 

 

O...M...F...G....

 

 

 

You live in PR?!

 

 

 

PM ME!

 

 

 

Oh, and I know the guy's son that spoke in the article :shock:

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Anyone seen "Ask a Ninja" on youtube? Now thats a REAL ninja! lol!

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White gloves.. ergo not ninjas

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This may be sexist... but if they were guys instead of girls, I would find them to be pathetic, and a little off. With female ninjas it's just hilarious.

 

Anyone seen "Ask a Ninja" on youtube? Now thats a REAL ninja! lol!

 

He has his own site ya know :-w . Not everything has to come from Youtube :-$ .

 

 

 

But yes, he is a true ninja.

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I played football at lunch today, should I make a thread about how that went as well?

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Yes... yes you do!

 

 

 

This might of given me an idea for my next youtube video...

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Fixed.

 

 

 

 

 

I played football at lunch today, should I make a thread about how that went as well?

 

 

 

Yes... yes you do!

 

 

 

Hey Guys! Come look at my YouTube videos!

 

 

 

Fixed.

 

 

 

Bubsa, I'm still waiting for your video <3:

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rofl..both of them should have went in dressed as sakura and hinata.

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"swords and daggers can be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime". Well, DUH! Any weapon can seriously harm someone....so if they used sharp pencils would it have been less serious? And they don;t seem like ninjas. they simply walked in and waved their daggers, they didn't sneak in unseen in the dead of night and stealthily pilfer the goods, like ninjas should.

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I vote for a title change.

 

 

 

Fake Ninja's rob store.

 

Noob Ninja's rob store.

 

Wannabe Ninja's rob store.

 

What the hell.. rob store

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What's wrong with laughing at humorous crime stories?

 

 

 

Anyway I have a story I read online.

 

 

 

Man stole $1,000,000 dollars in monopoly money.

 

 

 

Parker brothers was planning a commercial for monopoly where a lot of monopoly money would rain down from the sky. So they transported the money in a big van. This fact spread through crime circles and was mistakingly told as being a van full of real money. So one of the criminals followed the van and stole the van as the driver left at a gas station to use the restroom.

 

 

 

A local police chief said that he will be caught "he will not pass go he will not collect $200"

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I think swords and daggers are more efficient than guns because you always go up close to rob someone anyway. You also don't have to worry about running out of bullets eithner lol.

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