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haha thats pretty funny :P

 

 

 

Yes! Armed robbery is hilarious! :roll:

 

 

 

This reminds me of that story that was here not too long ago. A ninja ran into someone's house, attacked them, broke some of their belongings and ran out. This story is more serious though, it's good that they didn't actually hurt the store clerk.

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thats right the gas station down the street from me was robbed by 2 girl ninjas, theres even a video

 

 

 

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/new ... etail.html

 

 

 

 

 

O...M...F...G....

 

 

 

You live in PR?!

 

 

 

PM ME!

 

 

 

Oh, and I know the guy's son that spoke in the article :shock:

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White gloves.. ergo not ninjas

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This may be sexist... but if they were guys instead of girls, I would find them to be pathetic, and a little off. With female ninjas it's just hilarious.

 

Anyone seen "Ask a Ninja" on youtube? Now thats a REAL ninja! lol!

 

He has his own site ya know :-w . Not everything has to come from Youtube :-$ .

 

 

 

But yes, he is a true ninja.

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I played football at lunch today, should I make a thread about how that went as well?

 

 

 

Yes... yes you do!

 

 

 

This might of given me an idea for my next youtube video...

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I played football at lunch today, should I make a thread about how that went as well?

 

 

 

Yes... yes you do!

 

 

 

Hey Guys! Come look at my YouTube videos!

 

 

 

Fixed.

 

 

 

Bubsa, I'm still waiting for your video <3:

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I'm writing an essay on Bislama at the moment, so there might be a delay.

 

 

 

You have crushed my dreams as well as my faith in that no one would see my subliminal message.

 

 

 

Curse you Bubsa!

 

 

 

No, but seriously, take your time. I'm just being a bugger.

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"swords and daggers can be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime". Well, DUH! Any weapon can seriously harm someone....so if they used sharp pencils would it have been less serious? And they don;t seem like ninjas. they simply walked in and waved their daggers, they didn't sneak in unseen in the dead of night and stealthily pilfer the goods, like ninjas should.

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What's wrong with laughing at humorous crime stories?

 

 

 

Anyway I have a story I read online.

 

 

 

Man stole $1,000,000 dollars in monopoly money.

 

 

 

Parker brothers was planning a commercial for monopoly where a lot of monopoly money would rain down from the sky. So they transported the money in a big van. This fact spread through crime circles and was mistakingly told as being a van full of real money. So one of the criminals followed the van and stole the van as the driver left at a gas station to use the restroom.

 

 

 

A local police chief said that he will be caught "he will not pass go he will not collect $200"

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