Shaved 9 -bleep-'ing minutes off of my previous kill. Far more food to boot. (I ate only 3 rocktails from Yak prior to Araxxi going full mental.)

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edit: ran back there while aura was good. was set to beat record by a minute. Until, you know, I got those mini dc's. Where the box flutters in the upper left corner then we're all good.

 

Yeah no, we're not all good with the flying mud thing at the end boiling my feet in 2300s. rip araxxi was at 5k lp :|

Shaved 9 -bleep-'ing minutes off of my previous kill. Far more food to boot. (I ate only 3 rocktails from Yak prior to Araxxi going full mental.)

[spoiler=Explicit Language...]

 

 

 

edit: ran back there while aura was good. was set to beat record by a minute. Until, you know, I got those mini dc's. Where the box flutters in the upper left corner then we're all good.

 

Yeah no, we're not all good with the flying mud thing at the end boiling my feet in 2300s. rip araxxi was at 5k lp :|

You need to let it hit you once then move. It will do a couple jumps before it tries again. Otherwise, it just keeps following you.

 

Try melee now that you've learned it. Makes the Araxxi part so much simpler.

 

Shaved 9 -bleep-'ing minutes off of my previous kill. Far more food to boot. (I ate only 3 rocktails from Yak prior to Araxxi going full mental.)

[spoiler=Explicit Language...]

 

 

 

edit: ran back there while aura was good. was set to beat record by a minute. Until, you know, I got those mini dc's. Where the box flutters in the upper left corner then we're all good.

 

Yeah no, we're not all good with the flying mud thing at the end boiling my feet in 2300s. rip araxxi was at 5k lp :|

You need to let it hit you once then move. It will do a couple jumps before it tries again. Otherwise, it just keeps following you.

 

Try melee now that you've learned it. Makes the Araxxi part so much simpler.

 

Oh yea, I know. Thanks though. The lag spiked right as it was barreling toward me by the time lag was gone I had gone through a portent death, phoenix necklace and my life :|

Another drop to round out the day... What a surprise. Also dat bug with glacor most wanted cards. Effect activates in rush of blood but getting a drop does not use up the card  |^_^|  |^_^|

 

#shooshoo

I made a Tormented Demon killing simulator, bwahaha. It's a small program that emulates fighting Tormented Demons given combat parameters:

 

 

I provide the small ability rotations I use (such as Concentrated Blast -> Wild Magic or Needle Strike -> Bombardment -> Shadow Tendrils), the familiar (Iron Titan, or Steel Titan, or Nihil, or whatever...), the Void/potion bonuses, and the weapon damaage. There's a few parameters that are pretty "IDK let me guess" like the time it takes me to switch gear (e.g., from range weapons/Void helm to mage weapons/Void helm) or the time it takes to go to the next Tormented Demon, but with a little trial-and-error with trial runs at Tormented Demons I can estimate average values for the simulator.

 

And it turns out 260 KPH is possible with utmost skill and no mistakes. It correctly estimates my KPH at the southern spot and plinth (130 and 150, respectively), so I'm guessing it's pretty accurate in general. The logic is pretty simple, so I can't have screwed up too much :).

 

edit: With a few fixes, it turns out 260 KPH is extremely lucky or outright impossible :(. The 'best' KPH is more like 240 KPH (edit2: actually, it's more like 190-200).

 

Sample pseudo-screenshot in 'simple mode':

100 hours of Tormented Demon slaying results in the averages of...
... 132 kills per hour
... 2,234,635 damage per hour
... 282,244 overkill damage per hour

Oh, and with those parameters...
...an average of 54 limb drops were simulated.

Oh, and it was funny, it once simulated 78 limb drops in 100 hours / 130 KPH. Imagine that luck!

Knowledge

 

 

is power:

 

 

if you know what I mean. Or something like that. Not that Jagex is a font of perfect knowledge, but I still found the substitution of Wiki for Player Power in the lobby buttons rather amusing.

That Wiki button led to the official Jagex rs wiki (lol) right?

That Wiki button led to the official Jagex rs wiki (lol) right?

Yeah I'm pretty sure it did.

You mean the wiki that classifies wands as stab, and off hand mage stuff as tank armor?

You mean the wiki that classifies wands as stab, and off hand mage stuff as tank armor?

Hey wands could be stab. You could poke someone's eye out with that thing!

Celestial wands look like shortswords

After 877 kills, here's pet #2:

 

 

(Had some 150ish kills on counter beforehand)

 

Oh, and partial loot tab from QBD:

 

Yay I guess :)

 

After 877 kills, here's pet #2:

 

 

(Had some 150ish kills on counter beforehand)

 

Oh, and partial loot tab from QBD:

 

Man. Really like the looks of that pet.

Goodbye DKS hello QBD...

I wasn't going to upload this, but Jason's reaction was great.

 

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Oh Jason =3

My turn to get one of these.

 

I wasn't going to upload this, but Jason's reaction was great.

 

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[bleep]er.

That face when:

 

Here's how that happened: When I first started my Araxxor, I sucked. I still suck, very much so. But in the past few days I've increased my kills by %400 (read: I got 4 kills in 12 deaths). So in this round, I had brought so many brews in anticpation of sucking, and then used almost none of them the entire battle. So here comes this acid wave kid, and I simply couldn't eat enough brews. Had I known the spider was that low on health, I'd just stay and shot at him, even if I died. Just for the KC.

 

Edit:

 

THAT FACE WHEN

I wasn't going to upload this, but Jason's reaction was great.

 

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For a second I tought u got that vissy from the dwarven insticnt aura chest :D

That face when:

 

Here's how that happened: When I first started my Araxxor, I sucked. I still suck, very much so. But in the past few days I've increased my kills by %400 (read: I got 4 kills in 12 deaths). So in this round, I had brought so many brews in anticpation of sucking, and then used almost none of them the entire battle. So here comes this acid wave kid, and I simply couldn't eat enough brews. Had I known the spider was that low on health, I'd just stay and shot at him, even if I died. Just for the KC.

 

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THAT FACE WHEN

 

If you don't loot the chest, the drops are moved to your bank, I believe.

 

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I hit over 1K Araxxor kills today:

 

 

Also got B2B Spider leg pieces after somewhat of a drystreak. Not a bad day.

Work of art

 

Srry guys.. scrolling through these last few pages, most of them are araxxi pictures.

 

Last one for tonight:

 

 

14th kill.

 

Kills since last death? 7. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. 7 KILLS SINCE LAST DEATH.

 

I learn from my mistakes. Just very slowly, and at great cost to my livelihood.

 

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What. I thought the eye was worth 20-30m. Then, I thought I was getting trolled when people said 60m+.

Very nice. Practice makes perfect. |^_^|