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Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

 

 

 

If i would be a necromancer, i would have zombies as my pets^^

 

But yes, I would destroy you all. If not with my powers, then with my ego >.<

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

:lol:

 

Your ego vs Sworddude? Sworddude wins.

 

Sworddude can't match my necromancing powers, so I wouldn't even need to use my ego to bring him to annihilation(sp) !!

 

*evil laugh & dance*

 

 

 

~Prozac~

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Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

 

 

 

If i would be a necromancer, i would have zombies as my pets^^

 

But yes, I would destroy you all. If not with my powers, then with my ego >.<

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

:lol:

 

Your ego vs Sworddude? Sworddude wins.

 

Sworddude can't match my necromancing powers, so I wouldn't even need to use my ego to bring him to annihilation(sp) !!

 

*evil laugh & dance*

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

BUT, can you keep up with my chronomancy? DIDN'T THINK SO!

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Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

 

 

 

If i would be a necromancer, i would have zombies as my pets^^

 

But yes, I would destroy you all. If not with my powers, then with my ego >.<

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

:lol:

 

Your ego vs Sworddude? Sworddude wins.

 

Sworddude can't match my necromancing powers, so I wouldn't even need to use my ego to bring him to annihilation(sp) !!

 

*evil laugh & dance*

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

BUT, can you keep up with my chronomancy? DIDN'T THINK SO!

 

Can you match my powers of invisibility, however? Not likely.

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Both of you have no idea what my ego is capable of. My ego and my powers combined like the Power Rangers, I cannot be defeated. Especially not by zombies, no matter what they eat. (bc that's what this topic was about, right?:P)

 

Oh and rocco, do you claim to be invisible bc all your friends ignore you? (j/k)

 

 

 

~Prozac~

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why do you put your name after everyone of your posts?

 

 

 

and trust me your ego can be easily deflated with a .306 to the head.

 

 

 

extra ego-boost. and guns don't scare me (=

 

 

 

(I'm not doing it just for you, this time)

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I am God.

 

 

 

Beat that, punk.

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why do you put your name after everyone of your posts?

 

 

 

and trust me your ego can be easily deflated with a .306 to the head.

 

 

 

extra ego-boost. and guns don't scare me (=

 

 

 

(I'm not doing it just for you, this time)

 

 

 

Wait a tick.

 

 

 

How the hell dose a "Ego-Boost" make you surive a shot to the head from a .306.

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Well, assuming that big hole in my head will most likely be my cause of death, I'm not really going to be caring that much on how many bystanders there will be (=

 

 

 

And this was about zombies, they won't be having guns/rifles. Unless they like to eat our braaaaaaaaaaiiiinzzzz mushed and with hail.

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I am God.

 

 

 

Beat that, punk.

 

I exist.

 

 

 

Sorry all you theists.

 

Damn you. But that post did bring us back to Zombie Jesus, and thus Zombies. Back on topic now.

 

 

 

Big wall. With barbed wire. Even if the wire won't kill them, it will impede progress some.

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Me putting my name at the end of each post gives an ego boost. was supposed to be a joke, but nvm.

 

 

 

Zombies, yes! They will destroy themselves, bring their own destruction on themselves. But I just hope i would be able to molest a couple with a toothpick.

 

 

 

~Prozac~

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Well, assuming that big hole in my head will most likely be my cause of death, I'm not really going to be caring that much on how many bystanders there will be (=

 

 

 

And this was about zombies, they won't be having guns/rifles. Unless they like to eat our braaaaaaaaaaiiiinzzzz mushed and with hail.

 

 

 

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This is a serious topic of a fictonal zombie invasion, like I have said before, read some of it to get a better understanding.

 

And please lets get back on topic.

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Wait a tick.

 

 

 

How the hell dose a "Ego-Boost" make you surive a shot to the head from a .306.

 

 

 

it doesnt :D

 

 

 

Well, assuming that big hole in my head will most likely be my cause of death, I'm not really going to be caring that much on how many bystanders there will be (=

 

 

 

And this was about zombies, they won't be having guns/rifles. Unless they like to eat our braaaaaaaaaaiiiinzzzz mushed and with hail.

 

 

 

i wasnt talking about bystanders freaking out i was talking about you. no zombies wont have guns, but this is the home of the tzdf, and we do.

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I just hope i would be able to molest a couple with a toothpick.

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

 

 

Taking things out of context.

 

 

 

This is the kind of thing that gives my life purpose.

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

 

 

I guess all the high tech solutions are out.

 

EXCEPT--

 

 

 

I have something to add about explosions.

 

Most of you say they have no effect unless shrapnel shreds the brain.

 

 

 

But don't pressure waves cause a neural overload and body death?

 

 

 

Grenades should work just fine.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

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MY plan -

 

Join the military

 

Get access to military guns and crap

 

Escape

 

Force a scientist to make a 'weather machine'

 

Create cold weather

 

(either this or make an escape to someplace really cold, yet survivable and isolated)

 

Keep myself (and others) warm enough to outlive the zombies (whilst they die of coldness)

 

Repopulate the world.

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MY plan -

 

Join the military

 

Get access to military guns and crap

 

Escape

 

Force a scientist to make a 'weather machine'

 

Create cold weather

 

(either this or make an escape to someplace really cold, yet survivable and isolated)

 

Keep myself (and others) warm enough to outlive the zombies (whilst they die of coldness)

 

Repopulate the world.

 

 

 

Zombies don't just die of cold. Or else all we would have to do is survive until winter. I do think a slightly more thought out plan would work much better.

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MY plan -

 

Join the military

 

Get access to military guns and crap

 

Escape

 

Force a scientist to make a 'weather machine'

 

Create cold weather

 

(either this or make an escape to someplace really cold, yet survivable and isolated)

 

Keep myself (and others) warm enough to outlive the zombies (whilst they die of coldness)

 

Repopulate the world.

 

 

 

Zombies don't just die of cold. Or else all we would have to do is survive until winter. I do think a slightly more thought out plan would work much better.

 

 

 

As skull said, (see above) zombies freeze, then thaw when it gets warm again.

 

 

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go edit my TZDF bar back into my siggy.

 

 

 

 

 

OH NOES! WHEN MY SIGGY WAS TOO BIG I LOST IT BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SAVE IT! Knotch, do you have it saved on your comp?

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How about this little idea - Use Electricity -> Water -> Zombies. Will that kill them? If it will, it won't be too hard to make a mass zombie killing... all it takes it to gather all uninfected humans into a safe shelter and do the deeds.

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How about this little idea - Use Electricity -> Water -> Zombies. Will that kill them? If it will, it won't be too hard to make a mass zombie killing... all it takes it to gather all uninfected humans into a safe shelter and do the deeds.

 

It's all about cutting the connection between the brain and their body.

 

I mean like if you do it right, you can have just a living head of a zombie.

 

Just like put him on your fire place, ask him questions...

 

But in all seriousness, I really don't think that'd work.

 

Cause electricity affects your heart really, not so much your brain.

 

Granted with enough of the stuff, you could just fry everything on the bugger,

 

but unless you can pull thundaga out of your [wagon] at will, grab your gun. :thumbup:

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Electricity can cause the muscles to sieze, though. Makes 'em a lot easier to kill if they can't move.

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