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Zombie Plans-Revised

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If zombies attacked, my ultimate priority would be acquiring nuclear missiles and the launch codes. :rolleyes:

 

Like that would actually happen... though perhaps I would run into a helpful government gunslinger or two.

 

Or maybe, I could go south to the area where the social experiment "The Colony" was filmed. Thinking about it, that would be the perfect area for survival, if you had people with the right skills. Especially if you could find the Colony itself!

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Unless I am very wrong that was set in an urban setting... you know with people.... that can be zombified.

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That was a sarcastic post for the most part.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

  • 2 weeks later...

Apparently my aim with a rifle's (or at least a powerfull, rifle-style airgun's) iron sight is more than adequate, I hit a beer can at around 25 meter with 75-80% of my shots whereas those I shot with (cabin neighbours at my age, owners of the gun) barely hit it at all.

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Airguns=/= Rifles. Shoot a real gun, and then talk.

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You know what people, good luck getting hold of guns.

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Actual guns are just a bonus in my plans, my primaries will be mellee or nailgun if in defencive position.

 

Also I have tomorrow and the next day off from school because I had math exam and it's english (and preparation) those days. And the math exam was a piece of cake... or rather a feast with the amount of candy and soda I brought.

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I've shot a real gun at clay pigeon shooting. Hit 8/10 of the targets, though to be fair they were rather easy to see as they were bright pink in the sky. It was a double barrel shotgun. Was pretty fun and I'd love to do it again and plan going paintballing (not the same though) soon :P.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

A good tip for paintballing, never storm on small courses!

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I've shot a real gun at clay pigeon shooting. Hit 8/10 of the targets, though to be fair they were rather easy to see as they were bright pink in the sky. It was a double barrel shotgun. Was pretty fun and I'd love to do it again and plan going paintballing (not the same though) soon :P.

Invite me, will ya.

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Hell yeah! Was planning to mention it tomorrow, Tom just blurted it out today, I was expecting a summer trip, but he wants to go within a fortnight.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

I'd say late summer-early autumn, since the suits you have to wear get boiling hot in the sunny weather, and the visors steam up so much that you can't see anything.

 

Either that, or go at night.

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Holy... I never thought of night time, maybe we can get some night vision and go spec ops :o.... I am now stuck in a land of my own imagination.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Eh, just go in the mid autumn months, or when the sun isn't out. Like 8:30 PM onwards, basically.

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Scent, possibly.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Innate ability. Sort of a sixth sense, if you will.

 

It's in the guide.

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Zombie survival guide, aka Ross's bible.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

So basically, wear zombie arms/ rub raw meat over yourself and they won't touch you?

 

Edit: And walk like a zombie.

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The former would get you infected very quickly, the second wont work. The guide has a whole section dedicated to this, and it says that all attempts by a human to impersonate a zombie have failed.

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Suggesting zombies have existed? Not the voodoo kind btw.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

For this topic to work, you just have to assume the guide is right, or there is nothing to argue off of.

 

The chances of zombies ever being real is slim regardless.

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And how do you explain this?

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EDIT: A malfunction of the Republicanism Ray! Ye gods, he's immune!

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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