Zombie Plans-Revised

[The_Mather1]

Don't get too excited, he's just a Zombie planner.

 

Anyways Pieis, you started the topic of colas but never said which you prefer.

 

Also I actually prefer Dr.Pepper over Pepsi Max, but it ain't exactly a common soda in Norway.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Dr. Pepper FTW!!!

My favourite soft drink is actually those fruit ones, they've got passion fruit and tropical and are simply awesome.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Its settled then, pretend to be a zombie and then steal food and if zombies see you pretend to be a zombie a bit more.

[Seraphi]

Wont work, for reasons explained beforehand.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

I thought we agreed that zombies don't have telepathy.

[Jehosaphat]

I thought we agreed that zombies don't have telepathy.

They don't. But they're going to know you're not a zombie when they see you eating bread and rice instead of flesh and brains.

[Seraphi]

Not telepathy, but we told you several times that you can't act like a zombie to stop them from attacking. There may be several reasons for this:

 

Humans may not be able to mimic the movements very well, and thus we would stick out like a monkey in a crowd of people.

 

It may be based on scent. Hell, they could even detect a heartbeat or something like that using a sixth sense.

 

And a few others which I can't remember.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Zombies will suffer the same limitations as humans, and walking like a zombies not going to be hard and all zombies wallk differently in films.

Scent - wear zombie bits.

[Seraphi]

Wearing zombie parts will get you infected. That's pretty much a no-brainer.

 

We're going off of the Romero zombies. The virus could interpret movement different from the regular human brain (Since it is pretty much controlling the brain), and thus be able to tell a human acting like a zombie apart from a true zombie.

 

The guide says that acting like a zombie will not work, therefore, you should disregard it.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Films say you can.

Don't wear them on your skin or near open woudns simply tie bits to your clothes.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

Oh snap!

[The_Mather1]

How to wear zombie parts safely:

 

Step 1. Capture a zombie.

Step 2. Extract a piece of the zombie's frontal lobe.

Step 3. Isolate the virus and the mutated genes.

Step 4. Experiment with different toxins until you find one that eliminates the virus.

Step 5. Create a retro-virus to combat the genes.

Step 6. Create a retro-virus that causes your body to produce safe amounts of the toxins.

Step 7. Test on mice, pigs or monkeys.

Step 8. Inject it to yourself.

 

Congratulations you are now imune to the virus and may now safely wear zombified flesh/skin.

[Jehosaphat]

How to wear zombie parts safely:

 

Step 1. Capture a zombie.

Step 2. Extract a piece of the zombie's frontal lobe.

Step 3. Isolate the virus and the mutated genes.

Step 4. Experiment with different toxins until you find one that eliminates the virus.

Step 5. Create a retro-virus to combat the genes.

Step 6. Create a retro-virus that causes your body to produce safe amounts of the toxins.

Step 7. Test on mice, pigs or monkeys.

Step 8. Inject it to yourself.

 

Congratulations you are now imune to the virus and may now safely wear zombified flesh/skin.

And by the time you get all that done, you're a zombie.

[The_Mather1]

Or just lucky, in a far away place or in military custody in a bunker.

[The_Mather1]

Zombie assassin vaccine? To let soldiers tear them apart from within (litterally).

[Jehosaphat]

If you had that zombie vaccine, the only thing about zombies you'd have to worry about would be getting killed. You could walk around getting bitten and not turn into a zombie.

[Seraphi]

Congratulations, you've just wasted several years of your time experimenting with a virus and genetic therepy.

 

Really, who has enough scientific equipment to accurately do all of that? If somebody has it, I highly doubt they're going to let any random person use it.

[Wisp]

Also assumes there IS a toxin that kills it, and that toxin can be produced by your body using non-existent technology, but still in safe levels, but those safe levels are enough to kill the virus.

[The_Mather1]

Gene therapy, or one could use a natural preditory virus/bacteria (think Metroid Fusion).

 

Anyways to extract the virus you only need a saw/chisel and a large syringe.

To isolate it you need a microscope.

To find a toxin you can try local bio-toxins.

To create a vaccine you can attempt to create a chemical coctail that causes a decease to replicate the toxin (use the RNA of a bacteria to alter the DNA of the decease).

Inject in animals.

Inject to yourself.

[Jehosaphat]

Gene therapy, or one could use a natural preditory virus/bacteria (think Metroid Fusion).

 

Anyways to extract the virus you only need a saw/chisel and a large syringe.

To isolate it you need a microscope.

To find a toxin you can try local bio-toxins.

To create a vaccine you can attempt to create a chemical coctail that causes a decease to replicate the toxin (use the RNA of a bacteria to alter the DNA of the decease).

Inject in animals.

Inject to yourself.

And by the time you get that done, either the zombies have found you and eaten you alive, or you become completely immune to zombies (save being ripped to pieces) and have better things to do than wear bits of zombie as "camouflage."

[Wisp]

Either way the virus would only survive maybe a day after being out of the body, so you'd have to have a good 20 thousand zombies, doing all this would probably take 25 years at best.

[The_Mather1]

Virus coctails can be prepared to test on the virus before it is extracted.

[Seraphi]

Nothing kills the Solanum virus. Bacteria stops working since Solanum kills it using it's own toxin. I'm pretty sure that the toxin Solanum uses can stop any counter virus, and it must mean it is fairly resistant to toxins anyway.

 

Also, you must remember that YOU ARE INJECTING TOXINS INTO YOURSELF. One screw up, and you might as well hav just jumped off of a cliff.

[Skull]

Nothing kills the Solanum virus. Bacteria stops working since Solanum kills it using it's own toxin. I'm pretty sure that the toxin Solanum uses can stop any counter virus, and it must mean it is fairly resistant to toxins anyway.

 

Also, you must remember that YOU ARE INJECTING TOXINS INTO YOURSELF. One screw up, and you might as well hav just jumped off of a cliff.

It gets boring if you don't deviate from the guide every once in a while. Got to be open to some new ideas that may go against the guide.

 

 

That being said, only a [developmentally delayed] or genius would inject themselves with a random toxic substance and lets face it, you're no genius.

[Icuownage]

Nothing is unkillable, I'm sure the zombie virus can get killed with other stuff. If not, sufficient heat or cold.