December 14, 200718 yr When our God-Emperor Andrew Gower created Runescape His vision was clear. A land filled to the brim with natural resources just waiting to be tapped. A land where people would work in unison extracting those resources! A land where all would be honest, hard working laborers making their living by selling the resources around them! Where all would be equal! A land where all lived to fulfill his desire! A land with no differences! This was His vision. His vision of peace. All unified, working hard for the glory of Runescape. However, he did not foresee the poison that would enter His glorious land. The merchants, the pk'ers, the pures, the entrepreneurs. All these "individuals" with their sense of self entitlement. These people who played, not for the glory of Runescape, but for their own self interest. These selfish pigs would take Runescape in a much different direction than what Our God-Emperor Andrew Gower had intended. They would lead it into a state of chaos: Different ideas, different playstyles, different goals. This was not unity. This was not peace. For too long, they plagued the land with their greed. The merchants, with their filthy lies and deceit, took away money from the honest hardworking man. Only to further line their pockets with gold while the honest man struggled. The pures and Pk'ers, relying on trickery and backstabbing, stole away the hard earned money of the working man to further richen themselves and their many alts. The entrepreneurs with their companies, while seemingly supporting the working man, were in reality taking most of their profits for themselves while leaving the worker with only a meager portion. All these, and perhaps more, took the hard earned cash of the working man away for their own gain. Motivated by greed, they aspire to only more self serving interests, backed by their bloodstained gold. They had their own thoughts and beliefs.The honest, working man resented the wealth of these individuals but could do nothing to stop them. They did not act in accordance to Our God Emperor's vision and this was the result. A world filled with hate. So it should come as no surprise to these infidel pigs that Our God-Emperor Andrew Gower has unleashed His fury upon them. Our Leader is not a coward. He is Our Valiant Leader and will not surrender to these pigs.So He did what He must. He took control of the world He had created. To set it back on the right path, His path, and do away with all that challenge His vision. The Grand Exchange. The ingenious core of Our God-Emperors plan. Truly a magnificent creation. At first glance it would only stop the self-serving merchant scum in their tracks. With items for sale hidden away from the view of the populace, Our God-Emperor is free to set the prices to what He deems correct. No longer will merchants influence the economy with their filthy money. The honest, working man will be able to purchase items at affordable prices so that he may continue to work in peace. Ah, but it is so much more! By making the Grand Exchange the ultimate authority on all prices, Our Lord was able to destroy the trade system. No longer will the wealthy upper class aid each other with items and pure gold in order to control the lives of the working man. No longer will they exploit the working man by using him as cheap labor. They have been limited and this limitation only affects these selfish pigs. The loyal, working man has no need to trade. He works for all his items, for all his gold, in accordance to the vision of Our Lord. The Wilderness previously the den of these infidels, a place where they would go to kill the innocent in order to take their hardearned gold, has also been dealt with. No longer will they be able to exploit the working man through this method either. Our God-Emperor has granted His Divine Protection upon them and now they may work in peace in the Wilderness. No longer will the honest Runecrafter be fearful of being killed by some Pk'ing scum. He is now protected and can work in peace. The Pk'ing scum can still have their fun, amongst their own kind, in the dirty back alley of the world known as Bounty Hunter. For Our Lord is not without mercy, He allows them to exist as they are no longer a threat to His vision. God-Emperor Andrew Gower has laid His Judgement on the land of Runescape....and He has won. He controls the world economy. He controls world trade. He has neutralized the poison in Runescape. Now His vision will come to fruition. The working man can now work in peace. All with the same goals! The same ethic! The same ideas! A world of peace! Just as Our God-Emepror had envisioned! I support this upgrade... FOR I AM A WORKING MAN! I WILL COOK! I WILL MINE! I WILL FISH! I WILL CUT! I WILL CRAFT! I WILL FARM! I WILL HUNT! I WILL CONSTRUCT! I WILL RUNECRAFT! I WILL FLETCH! I WILL SMITH! I WILL BREW! I WILL PRAY! TO TAKE RUNESCAPE TO ITS GOLDEN AGE! TO LEAD TO WHERE IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! PLAYED THE WAY IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE PLAYED! FREE OF THE INFIDELS! NOTHING MORE! NOTHING LESS! I WILL DO THIS ALL FOR THE GLORY OF OUR GOD-EMPEROR ANDREW GOWER! TO SERVE HIS VISION...THERE IS NO GREATER JOY IN LIFE! http://youtube.com/watch?v=wpKRd2xQeq8
December 14, 200718 yr God? Erm... Aside from calling him a god you still totally miss the point of these updates. It was to stop rwt and bots, nothing more. EDIT- Just clicked the video link. Nevermind, Sarcasm acknowledged.
December 14, 200718 yr Allll haaiiilll the god emperor! All updates are good! All hail our emperor! Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
December 14, 200718 yr I love a good bit of sarcasm once in a while. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi.
December 14, 200718 yr yah maybe he took action too late? maybe he should have done it when macro was first released??? IN fact maybe I should get vaccinate after I get the flu, Let's just be honest why they do this now? they claim autoer making real life money, they are making money off rs. Yah so they didn't care until now, so they decided that since we're already screw up the bot why not take a further step and screw up the player. Keep hailing to your God, after all they are just a corporation who made this game to make money/profits. It's quite amusing how they don't care until now. So good luck with the update to Jagex and those who decide to stay and play the game. Edit: Sarcasm is acknowledge, Xd
December 14, 200718 yr yah maybe he took action too late? maybe he should have done it when macro was first released??? IN fact maybe I should get vaccinate after I get the flu, Let's just be honest why they do this now? they claim autoer making real life money, they are making money off rs. Yah so they didn't care until now, so they decided that since we're already screw up the bot why not take a further step and screw up the player. Keep hailing to your God, after all they are just a corporation who made this game to make money/profits. It's quite amusing how they don't care until now. So good luck with the update to Jagex and those who decide to stay and play the game. He was being sarcastic..... Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day
December 14, 200718 yr oh he is then I am with him lol, I thought there would be someone supporting jagex, didn't know that thx for clearing it up
December 14, 200718 yr So basically you hate merchants and assumed that Jagex wanted to get rid of. What a biased assumption. 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: )
December 14, 200718 yr HEIL ANDREW! *salutes* Heil Hit err I mean Gower! What was the point of the main post? Besides youtube links belong in the correct sticky in either General Discussion or Off Topic. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
December 14, 200718 yr Umm.. how is this a functional rant? :-s It's a bit of fun. Geez... :roll: 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"
December 14, 200718 yr I needed a laugh. Thanks. :lol: All against the new updates, don't log in!But I want to play... What if I log in, but put all my chats on 'off' so they don't know I'm on.
December 14, 200718 yr Duuuuude, I smoked the same exact stuff that you smoked right now. Farout man, heil to the great God Andrew :XD: Ok, now to be un-weeded. It' s a good litlle story, I really laughed when I read it. Spot on, good show. The working man can now work in peace. All with the same goals! The same ethic! The same ideas! A world of peace! Just as Our God-Emepror had envisioned! With the exception of all other working men, trying to work. RSN:Mico1311 Combat: 82 Highest skill: Fishing 75 Playing time: From around August 2003 The guy in my avatar is Veso, a comedian mastermind.
December 14, 200718 yr Hail Caesar. Fail. GF TIF. 9 November 2006 - 22 January 2008, when I could no longer stand the painted turd that is the Tip.It community. Only posting in rants.
December 14, 200718 yr http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=723633&highlight= It's better to have a bit of a laugh than to cry over something on the intarweb. \ The Runescape Wilderness - Meili's Blog
December 14, 200718 yr Taking the PK out of wildy was bad enough. Making it dangerous by adding extremely overpowerful revenants and giving me a clue scroll that leads to the agility arena in wildy is just pure evil. I died, ofcourse. In three hits. Didn't have the time to drop everything. My little casket 'o goodness is forever gone. Darn you Jagex, darn you to heck! (If it wasn't for the fact that I am made out of pure apathy I would pobably have cried and screamed alot. And then rant on RSOF. Which i didn't. *sigh*)
December 14, 200718 yr Anybody I know in a big team/clan loves BH, but edge + mb pkers are losing out. www.di-rs.com
December 15, 200718 yr HEIL ANDREW! *salutes* Heil Andrew the Fuhrer! :mrgreen: Heil Hit err I mean Gower! Wewts, some people got the reference! : *hands you both a cookie* Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day
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