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How would you like to die?

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So.. Yeah, how would you like to die? This is NOT an emo tread, just a random and fun thread that I thought up after falling off the toilet.

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Didn't we just have a thread about this? Or was that about burials?

 

 

 

Anyways, I would like to die either of old age, or, barring that, hypothermia, its a very peaceful way to die.

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I dunno. But for me it would be death by Snoo Snoo.

 

 

 

Or I'd die by taking 51 terrorists including Osama Bin Laden down with me.

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By jumping out of a plane with no parachute into an incredibly crouded metropolitan center. The more people that see me splat the better.

Cool.

I wouldn't "like to die".

 

 

 

Not really something I think about. I used to think about heroic crap, but then I realized how pointless that is if you die from it. I prefer thinking about the journey, not the end >_>.

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I dunno. But for me it would be death by Snoo Snoo.

 

 

 

Or I'd die by taking 51 terrorists including Osama Bin Laden down with me.

 

 

 

You win this thread for the Futurama reference :P .

 

 

 

For me, by a horde of zombies swarming me, and then I finally get overrun after taking out about half of them. Overall, an equally awesome and honorable death.

You can't die of "old age." People who die that are old die of health problems. Which 100% of old people get.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I would probably like to die in the longest free fall ever.

You can't die of "old age." People who die that are old die of health problems. Which 100% of old people get.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I would probably like to die in the longest free fall ever.

 

Ok, I'd like to die of the health problems old people get when they die?

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You can't die of "old age." People who die that are old die of health problems. Which 100% of old people get.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I would probably like to die in the longest free fall ever.

Like a car can't die of mileage. If a car dies at 300,000 miles it isn't actually dying of mileage. It died because problems related to its parts........................................................................................................ :wall:
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I don't really care so long as I've lived a full life. As in, not dying spectacularly when I'm 20.

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You can't die of "old age." People who die that are old die of health problems. Which 100% of old people get.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I would probably like to die in the longest free fall ever.

Like a car can't die of mileage. If a car dies at 300,000 miles it isn't actually dying of mileage. It died because problems related to its parts........................................................................................................ :wall:

 

 

 

Whatever, as a indirect side effect of that, I'll die by a heart attack during my sleep at the age of 90+, produced by a lifetime of eating whatever I wanted. Or hypothermia, which I earlier stated.

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I would like to jump off an airplane with no parachute and have that sensation of "flying" before I die.

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I'd like to be-pushed/fall/jump/whatever off a very high cliff/building so I could know what birds are like for about 30 seconds....and the death is painless and no more than matchbox as a caskett is needed - its the perfect death.

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I would like to jump off an airplane with no parachute and have that sensation of "flying" before I die.

 

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I would like to jump off an airplane with no parachute and have that sensation of "flying" before I die.

 

 

 

 

Exactly! :D In my opinion, one fulfilled dream is worth a lifetime's effort. ::'

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Trampled in mosh pit or spinal fracture into the brainstem from excessive headbanging.

 

 

 

Hahaha. But seriously, peacefully in my sleep would be fine.

Warm, very old, and rich.

iwould like to die at an old age, quick, painless and saving the world in the process

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To me, everyone has a time to die. I'm not gonna die soon because I've got so much to accomplish. But for me personally, I want to die in a blaze of glory. I want to go out at the top, so noone ecver forgets I was there. I either want to die by a plane crash, car crash or alchohol poisoning.

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To me, everyone has a time to die. I'm not gonna die soon because I've got so much to accomplish. But for me personally, I want to die in a blaze of glory. I want to go out at the top, so noone ecver forgets I was there. I either want to die by a plane crash, car crash or alchohol poisoning.

 

 

 

 

 

Becuase alcohol poisoning is obviously dieing with glory :roll:

I wouldn't "like to die".

 

 

 

Not really something I think about. I used to think about heroic crap, but then I realized how pointless that is if you die from it. I prefer thinking about the journey, not the end >_>.

 

 

 

Well said.

 

 

 

But if anything, I prefer to die peacefully in a hospital bed, like my grandfather. No pain, just my family around me, and the most important person in my life...

To me, everyone has a time to die. I'm not gonna die soon because I've got so much to accomplish. But for me personally, I want to die in a blaze of glory. I want to go out at the top, so noone ecver forgets I was there. I either want to die by a plane crash, car crash or alchohol poisoning.

 

 

 

 

 

Becuase alcohol poisoning is obviously dieing with glory :roll:

I mean something people will remember.

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