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I had a thought.

 

 

 

If you take a sword, just a full length katana or a broadsword, and take a taxi in

 

New York City to like, Times Square or something during rush hour, if you got out

 

and just started chopping you could probably get 20 or 30 people before the police

 

got you.

 

 

 

Murder/suicide, I'd definitely want to go murder/suicide.

 

 

 

Or skydiving accident, that'd be great, jump out of a plane and just whooooosh

 

all the way down, that'd be a spectacular way to die.

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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I had a thought.

 

 

 

If you take a sword, just a full length katana or a broadsword, and take a taxi in New York City to like, Times Square or something during rush hour, if you got out and just started chopping you could probably get 20 or 30 people before the police got you.

 

 

 

Try something closer to three or four people before the mass panic crushes you or pulls all available targets out of reach. And those three or four won't necessarily die, either.

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I think death from falling off my toilet would be pretty entertaining, and certainly an odd story for the police to tell your family.

 

 

 

 

 

"Ma'mn.. I'm sorry, but he's dead. Apparently he fell off his toilet and banged his head -- killing him".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know, something thats tragic but just damn funny if you think about it. But you can't laugh 'cuz its family that died, you know? :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

I had a thought.

 

 

 

If you take a sword, just a full length katana or a broadsword, and take a taxi in

 

New York City to like, Times Square or something during rush hour, if you got out

 

and just started chopping you could probably get 20 or 30 people before the police

 

got you.

 

 

 

Murder/suicide, I'd definitely want to go murder/suicide.

 

 

 

Why would you kill a bunch of people before you died? I mean, I know there isn't going to be any consequence with you dead and all but still -- taking out a bunch of innocent lives is not the way I wanna go down to be remembered and I certainly don't wanna go down as that psycho who killed a bunch of people.

 

 

 

 

 

Plus there is always the chance that after murdering some you get tackled and held back so you couldn't kill yourself, and then you would have to live a life in prison. (or try and get yourself killed there -- which would be painful more than likely).

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I had a thought.

 

 

 

If you take a sword, just a full length katana or a broadsword, and take a taxi in

 

New York City to like, Times Square or something during rush hour, if you got out

 

and just started chopping you could probably get 20 or 30 people before the police

 

got you.

 

 

 

Murder/suicide, I'd definitely want to go murder/suicide.

 

 

 

Why would you kill a bunch of people before you died? I mean, I know there isn't going to be any consequence with you dead and all but still -- taking out a bunch of innocent lives is not the way I wanna go down to be remembered and I certainly don't wanna go down as that psycho who killed a bunch of people.

 

 

 

Even if you were an athiest, wouldn't you have any fear in the chance of there being an afterlife, and facing your consequences there to be another reason to put you off? Surely!

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well...

 

 

 

after a lengthy car chase the guy im following goes into a gas station and blows it up but jumps out before and shoots me in the stomach, after i got out, then my uber hot girlfriend guns him down and i fall to the ground where she holds me in her arms, the gas station and car wreckage is on fire and it starts raining and u can her police sirens in the distance, and i die as my girlfriend crys over me and possibly some sad music

 

 

 

perfect movie ending

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I think getting impaled during a fencing bout would be a memorable way to go. Drop to my knees with the blade stuck straight through me, fling off my mask and keel over to the side, whilst venemously staring down my opponent.

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No doubt in my mind that I wanna go out in my sleep. I don't want to face the prospect of knowing that I'm gonna die.

 

 

 

We aren't a cartoon of milk, we don't have expiry dates you know.

 

 

 

How would you know you are going to die in your sleep..?

 

:|

 

 

 

EDIT: nevermind, ::', I misread your post.

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Peacefully in my sleep.... I hate pain, blood, yadda yadda.

 

 

 

I'm happy to get old, lose my mind, not know what's going on and slip away before I know what's happening.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

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I want to die of a heartattack on stage. I want to playing with my band in front of thousands of fans when it happens. For me, that's going out in a blaze of glory.

 

 

 

"Holy crap these guys rock! Holy crap that dude just died! Rock on!" :XD:

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Maybe like my grandfather;

 

(It was a gray day)

 

My mother, Father, Uncle and Grandmother stood at his bed, he seemed very tired but he was aware of what was happening. Suddenly my uncle looked out of the hospital window, and he saw a rainbow. He said: 'Thats the way, you need to go that way pa'.

 

A few seconds later he closed his eyes, and he had passed away.

 

 

 

My grandmother asked for the second time: 'Has it happened yet?' and my mother responded: 'Yes, he is gone now'.

 

 

 

He lived for 82 years, something I would sign for.

 

 

 

But still, I would prefer dying in my sleep instead of the situation above. He had alot of pain, but he died without any.

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Say "I'll be back" and plop dead.

 

 

 

 

 

Or... Take all my clothes off, set myself on fire and run around a mall yelling "THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THY LORD WILL SMITE YE ALL"

 

 

 

Or a stroke from pushing hard on the toilet.

 

 

 

(I like the 3rd one)

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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