The stupidest thing you have done?

[____]

seriously, some of you people are scared of skull? :lol:

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

seriously, some of you people are scared of skull? :lol:

 

 

 

Skull is scary. I could imagine staples hanging from her skin with one protruding from her forehead.

[Vansing]

Stupidest thing i done was when i was about 5, I thought it would be a good idea to hold a stone above a crab and drop it.. still got the scar on my finger -.-

 

 

 

Got another, but this was my friend. We decided to put him in a bin and roll him down a steep grass hill. The lid wasnt on properly and he ended up almost taking the end of his finger off #-o

[IGoddessI]

When I was younger I had a best friend called Renee. Her and I did everything together. One day she ran away from home and left her mum a note saying goodbye. We went camping and it wasn't until we reached our destination that I found out about her running away. I talked to her about her problems and convinced her to work through them rather than running away and she told me she would call her mother later that night and fix things.

 

 

 

Things didn't get that far... Renee had bought a bag of marijuana with her, I had never tried it before or had any intentions to. I got doped up to my eyeballs for the very first time and had police sniffer dogs chasing us through the fields.

 

 

 

We rang our friend and hid in bushland on the main highway, only to be found at their address later by her mother. Her mum burst through the door and hit me in the face with a torch telling me to stay the hell away from her daughter because I was a bad influence.

 

 

 

I got home, told my dad I had been crying (to explain my glowing demon eyes :^o ) and told him about Renee running away. About 20 minutes later, Renee's mum called to let my dad know just how much of a horrible child I was.

 

 

 

Naturally being daddy's little girl he believed every word I said (why would his straight A little girl be doing drugs and influencing friends to run away?). He told Renee's mum to get her facts straight and that he knew where his freaking kids were. Also, if she didn't apologize to my face that he would be pressing charges against her for assault.

 

 

 

Renee and I weren't best friends anymore..

 

 

 

:twisted:

 

 

 

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The other being telling a drunk Maori chick that her dad was hitting on me (which he was, frigging pedo tried to lure me to the shed). I ended up leaving with a black eye, concussion and fat lip.

[skulloriginal]

wow goddess you have had some interesting stuff happen i didnt have an exciting childhood, well compared to yours :?

[IGoddessI]

Hehe... They're the only ones I'm willing to share too... My life has been... interesting.. :lol:

 

 

 

Btw Rick I literally almost Peed myself laughing after reading the stapler comment & wheely bin shenanigan.

[evil_mumm_ra]

hmmm, stupid things.

 

 

 

apparently skull isn't the only one who staples herself. it's quite the shocker to people.

 

 

 

as for original things, i've nearly gotten a concussion a few times, all due to my own fault. i don't exactly remember all the circumstances. don't think i ever was actually concussed though, just close.

 

 

 

i almost sliced my ear off as a toddler on a dog cage. i was on a plastic rocking horse, and on the downroll, i came back close to the cage. don't remember how much it hurt, ended up with 3 stitches.

 

 

 

i sliced my arm a few weeks ago similar to blipo, except vertically

 

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it appears to be leaving a nice scar though, i do like scars.

 

 

 

i'm honestly unsure of other ones right now. i'm sure i've repressed/been unable to remember lots of stupid things. i have scars on my fingers and knuckles that i have no clue where they came from.

 

 

 

suprisingly, i've never broken a bone though. kinda proud of that.

[____]

suprisingly, i've never broken a bone though. kinda proud of that.

Funny you should say that.

 

 

 

 

 

After all the stupid, life-theatening things I have done... the only injury to my bones was a fracture when I caught one of these foam vortex toys (you know the footballs with the fins on the end) akwardly. The bone just before the second joint of my right pinky collapsed and I only noticed something was up about 3 weeks later (after it had healed) when I couldn't close that finger :wall:

[Laura]

Trying to pee through a garden hose.

 

Trying to fix a goldfish with magic tape instead of plumbers tape when you just crushed its optic nerve.

 

Trying to give gerbils a bath, in a bird bath, at 8:00 in the morning.

 

During a road trip, my mother told me to throw out some of the ice tea. Naturally the car was moving and my mother was already fuming. So I "throw the ice tea out", only to find that the window was up. Boy. if she wasn't mad before... -.-

 

Play hide and go seek while babysitting, minutes before their parents get home. He ran into the basement, and locked himself in. He couldn't get the lock undone, and I didn't know how to help. Had to explain myself out of that one. :oops:

 

Trying to put out a grease fire with water, while having a newspaper right next to the sink.

 

Joking around, telling this one guy that he could make "butt babies". He took it seriously.

 

Doing things with steel wool that should never be done.

 

Wetting a tampon,throwing the ceiling, and having it stick right above your teachers desk.

 

Running away from home, and sleeping in a drainage pipe for three days. The fourth was wet.

 

Hitting a parked car.

 

Tying your ear to the blinds on a window.

 

Sticking your foot in cement.

 

Cutting yourself with an open chili can.

 

Attempting to jump of the second story with a leaf blower, 4 umbrellas, and 20 helium balloons.

 

Ugh, the list goes on.

 

 

 

Lol! Emo_Mumm_Ra!

[IGoddessI]

Aww but that makes you cute not stupid :

[urbestfreind]

 

During a road trip, my mother told me to throw out some of the ice tea. Naturally the car was moving and my mother was already fuming. So I "throw the ice tea out", only to find that the window was up. Boy. if she wasn't mad before... -.-

 

Doing things with steel wool that should never be done.

 

Wetting a tampon,throwing the ceiling, and having it stick right above your teachers desk.

 

Hitting a parked car.

 

Sticking your foot in cement.

 

Cutting yourself with an open chili can.

 

 

I have done all of the above, although that steel wool thing is open for discussion (alright, maybe not here, but still).

 

 

 

Trying to pee through a garden hose.

 

Trying to put out a grease fire with water, while having a newspaper right next to the sink.

 

Running away from home, and sleeping in a drainage pipe for three days. The fourth was wet.

 

Tying your ear to the blinds on a window.

 

Attempting to jump of the second story with a leaf blower, 4 umbrellas, and 20 helium balloons.

 

 

 

 

These need further explanation...I seriously hope the jumping one was a dare...and I don't get the purpose of even trying the first one.

[____]

I agree with Mel :

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and "Attempting to jump of the second story with a leaf blower, 4 umbrellas, and 20 helium balloons." is fairly standard.

 

I jumped off a second story roof with just a sheet to slow me down :ohnoes:

[Lenin64]

I think the funniest part of that is the leaf blower.

[IGoddessI]

Hehe I just had a funny flash back of when I was around 11... Riding my brand new bike around the street. I was so cocky that I could ride with no hands that I decided I didn't need feet either!! Feet on top of the handle bars, no hands and shifting the bike with my body weight.... lasted a whole of about 5 seconds before busting a face plant :lol:

 

 

 

I used to also venture in to the paddock next door, lift up sheets of metal and poke the snakes with long sticks.

 

 

 

*whistle*.... bit of a tom boy I was.

[____]

yay snake poking. I did that as a kid when my grandma still lived on her farm.

[RUNESCAPEfantasy]

about a week ago i tryed to bike up the slide at the park in my village wheel hit the steps as i came down

 

dislocated my right arm and broke my right shin

 

i was dossed up on pain meds so didnt hurt that much

 

 

 

 

 

and why try pee through a hose lol

[Lenin64]

yay snake poking. I did that as a kid when my grandma still lived on her farm.

 

Pfft, poking. A real man would wrestle the snake into submission with his teeth.

[____]

yay snake poking. I did that as a kid when my grandma still lived on her farm.

 

Pfft, poking. A real man would wrestle the snake into submission with his teeth.

 

We've got more things in Australia that can kill you inside; then you have in your entire country. Just making it to a position to poke a snake without being killed by the wildlife is cause for celebration.

[Laura]

 

During a road trip, my mother told me to throw out some of the ice tea. Naturally the car was moving and my mother was already fuming. So I "throw the ice tea out", only to find that the window was up. Boy. if she wasn't mad before... -.-

 

Doing things with steel wool that should never be done.

 

Wetting a tampon,throwing the ceiling, and having it stick right above your teachers desk.

 

Hitting a parked car.

 

Sticking your foot in cement.

 

Cutting yourself with an open chili can.

 

 

I have done all of the above, although that steel wool thing is open for discussion (alright, maybe not here, but still).

 

 

 

Trying to pee through a garden hose.

 

Trying to put out a grease fire with water, while having a newspaper right next to the sink.

 

Running away from home, and sleeping in a drainage pipe for three days. The fourth was wet.

 

Tying your ear to the blinds on a window.

 

Attempting to jump of the second story with a leaf blower, 4 umbrellas, and 20 helium balloons.

 

 

 

 

These need further explanation...I seriously hope the jumping one was a dare...and I don't get the purpose of even trying the first one.

 

Yup, sure was a dare. About the hose, I was young, and me and some guy wanted to be astronauts. This was after wanting to be doctors. :o

[LP]

Your mom.

[hellbellz]

I would say drinking underage, in a public park, after dawn.

 

 

 

Damn, I am just so xhardxcorex.

[Denismage]

I see LP is trying to regain his post count by posting in every topic he visits, even though he has nothing intelligent to say.

 

 

 

I remember going into an unfinished building with my friends and having a hobo chase after us, we were like 9-10 years old.

[Igor]

Drove my friends car into the swamp in his backyard/Shot my neighbors dog with my paintball gun (it was 3am and it was barking; i got annoyed)

 

 

 

:roll:

[Sbrideau]

touched a metal tripod after it was over a bunsen burner for 30 minutes

 

 

 

I did the same lol, I didn't burn myself though, got my hand off just as it started to burn.

[skulloriginal]

wow mumm ra ive broken every bone but my neck at least once :lol:

 

 

 

broke both legs jumping off a 2nd story roof and trying to land in a convertible :( it was going to fast. my legs got into the car till about the knees and then the back of the car sort of hit my legs and flipped me and i landed in an awkward fashion needless to say, i broke both my legs and my arm, just after my legs and arm healed i did the scooter thing, thank god for health cover :lol: