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Oh, man, if you could control microwaves....ever stand in front of a radar dish? Nope, you haven't. Because you'd be cooked alive by the microwaves they use. At least I think it's radar that uses microwaves.

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control microwaves

 

 

 

Yeah! They'd be all like, "Man, what the hell happened to my burrito?" And you'd just sit there and laugh.

 

He means microwaves as opposed to gamma wave, X-waves, Ultraviolet-waves, etc. Not that thing in which people stare at aimlessly waiting for their chinese or mexican food to finish heating up :roll:

 

And microwaves come very close to being über 1337. they're only beaten by gamma and x-rays because gamma rays would eat up your insides (LITTERALLY) :ohnoes: and x waves are as big as the earth in some cases :shock:

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control microwaves

 

 

 

Yeah! They'd be all like, "Man, what the hell happened to my burrito?" And you'd just sit there and laugh.

 

He means microwaves as opposed to gamma wave, X-waves, Ultraviolet-waves, etc. Not that thing in which people stare at aimlessly waiting for their chinese or mexican food to finish heating up :roll:

 

And microwaves come very close to being über 1337. they're only beaten by gamma and x-rays because gamma rays would eat up your insides (LITTERALLY) :ohnoes: and x waves are as big as the earth in some cases :shock:

 

 

 

Woah, really? Man, I was way off. :shock:

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The ability to animate corpses to be my slaves... and i controlled what food they likes (and to men, what the zombies would eat would be more painful than the brain...)

 

 

 

ooo what about the pancreas?!?1 :lol: or the spleen!!!

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control microwaves

 

 

 

Yeah! They'd be all like, "Man, what the hell happened to my burrito?" And you'd just sit there and laugh.

 

He means microwaves as opposed to gamma wave, X-waves, Ultraviolet-waves, etc. Not that thing in which people stare at aimlessly waiting for their chinese or mexican food to finish heating up :roll:

 

And microwaves come very close to being über 1337. they're only beaten by gamma and x-rays because gamma rays would eat up your insides (LITTERALLY) :ohnoes: and x waves are as big as the earth in some cases :shock:

 

 

 

Woah, really? Man, I was way off. :shock:

 

But microwaves are weaker than light on the electromagnetic spectrum...

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I guess I would take the United States...

 

 

 

Ohh you mean like super hero power :D

 

 

 

All right, I think I would take voluntary Immortality- where I could be immortal, but only so long as I choose to be (no curse involved here).

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I would want control of the worlds economy!

 

 

 

tha'd be awesome, i could start ww3 in under 24hr.

 

 

 

Breaking news: Gas prices have hit a record high of $15.47/gallon. :ohnoes:

 

Also, the American dollar is currently trading at 11 cents canadian.

 

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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I would want control of the worlds economy!

 

 

 

tha'd be awesome, i could start ww3 in under 24hr.

 

 

 

Breaking news: Gas prices have hit a record high of $15.47/gallon. :ohnoes:

 

Also, the American dollar is currently trading at 11 cents canadian.

 

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

Or better yet, all of America's oil imports have completely stopped, and we have 90 days of reserves left. The USD is trading at .01 yen :lol:

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