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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Psh, I dance to no music and still have fun.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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Psh, I dance to no music and still have fun.

Same.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I hate most pop and I still have fun at dances.

 

Same. Blaming the music is like blaming the sword [its the holder of the sword that matters]. it's all about the atmosphere. Even if i can't stand some of the songs they used to play at my highschool dances, seeing the giant mosh pits, and "standard" dances [ie: stanky leg] made it fun. And yes, I can do pretty much all of the preset song dances. But I'm not sure how to Dougie. Could someone teach me how to Dougie?

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I hate most pop and I still have fun at dances.

 

Same. Blaming the music is like blaming the sword [its the holder of the sword that matters]. it's all about the atmosphere. Even if i can't stand some of the songs they used to play at my highschool dances, seeing the giant mosh pits, and "standard" dances [ie: stanky leg] made it fun. And yes, I can do pretty much all of the preset song dances. But I'm not sure how to Dougie. Could someone teach me how to Dougie?

Ahhh! I hate that song. And every other one of those dance songs. I'm sure the dances themselves are fun, though. I've never really bothered to learn.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

I also am not very confident about my dancing. It's mostly just that I haven't really tried it. I took a ballroom dancing class when I was younger, and while I don't remember it very well, I could probably figure it out again pretty easily. The problem is I just have no idea what to do with myself in these big, sweaty pits of people dancing to music that annoys me. It's mostly because I haven't had an opportunity to try recently, but I still feel like I would look like a fool in that sort of situation.

 

To all the "It's stupid" people - Yes, the music is usually bad. Yes, the people may seem bad. But it's an excuse to grind with random hot girls, and that should never be passed up.

To all the "It's stupid" people - Yes, the music is usually bad. Yes, the people may seem bad. But it's an excuse to grind with random hot girls, and that should never be passed up.

See the thing is, I don't like grinding. I'm 6'3 and most of the girls I grind with are 5'2-5'7. It feels like I'm doing a squat work out most of the time. Secondly, I don't even like the whole "grinding" concept. I'm basically rubbing my [bleep] on the girls ass, and that just feels weird, especially when its with girls I'm just friends with. Grinding doesn't accomplish anything other then making me horny and giving me a workout. Oh and usually to slow hip-hop beats. I don't know why this grinding thing has become so popular.

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To all the "It's stupid" people - Yes, the music is usually bad. Yes, the people may seem bad. But it's an excuse to grind with random hot girls, and that should never be passed up.

[...] I'm basically rubbing my [bleep] on the girls ass,[...] doesn't accomplish anything other then making me horny and giving me a workout. [...]

 

yeah....

Not sure what you don't like about it. I hate the music most people grind to, but finding a girl with the right stature for you with a song you can actually feel makes dancing a wonderful experience. My ex and I loved dancing because of our chemistry and compatibility. I mean...obviously the relationship wasn't great for those who know my story, but the dancing was awesome. And because of my dancing experiences with her, I crave to find another girl with similar talents. Not liking dancing is actually grounds for a break up for me. One of the other girls I dated refused to dance...that relationship lasted all of 3 weeks. I mean, that wasn't the reason...but dancing is important to me.

 

...what was my point again?

 

...oh yeah. Grinding. I enjoy it. If you don't enjoy it, you're doin' it wrong.

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To all the "It's stupid" people - Yes, the music is usually bad. Yes, the people may seem bad. But it's an excuse to grind with random hot girls, and that should never be passed up.

[...] I'm basically rubbing my [bleep] on the girls ass,[...] doesn't accomplish anything other then making me horny and giving me a workout. [...]

 

yeah....

Not sure what you don't like about it. I hate the music most people grind to, but finding a girl with the right stature for you with a song you can actually feel makes dancing a wonderful experience. My ex and I loved dancing because of our chemistry and compatibility. I mean...obviously the relationship wasn't great for those who know my story, but the dancing was awesome. And because of my dancing experiences with her, I crave to find another girl with similar talents. Not liking dancing is actually grounds for a break up for me. One of the other girls I dated refused to dance...that relationship lasted all of 3 weeks. I mean, that wasn't the reason...but dancing is important to me.

 

...what was my point again?

 

...oh yeah. Grinding. I enjoy it. If you don't enjoy it, you're doin' it wrong.

Thats the problem, I have not found a girl that makes dancing so fun.

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99 Firemaking - July 29th, 2010

99 Fletching - December 30th, 2010

You don't have to grind. Just dance face to face.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

And that's also why you don't grind with girls that you just want to be friends with :mellow:

And you never know, grinding might lead to something more, hey it's your prom.

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This reminds me of that scene in Superbad.

And that's also why you don't grind with girls that you just want to be friends with :mellow:

Yeaaaah I don't think anyone follows that rule. I've been pinned to the wall by a girl who had a crush on me though, while grinding. I still didn't figure it out until like a week after.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

pinned to the wall

I do that sometimes while dancing. I like to see just how much sexual tension there is.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Well guys, I have a week, and I still have no idea :/ should I just ask a friend to teach me, or what?

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Get up, put on a dancy song, and do a two-step. Right now. Try rolling your hips a little, or pushing them from side to side with the rhythm. Raise your arms above your head, move them to the beat in whatever way feels natural. What's most important is that you let go and have fun with your lady. That's what will make her happy.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I haven't been with anyone else in a month+ and don't intend to, so I guess I have a girlfriend now :thumbup:

I haven't been with anyone else in a month+ and don't intend to, so I guess I have a girlfriend now :thumbup:

This will be interesting...

99 Hunter - November 1st, 2008

99 Cooking -July 22nd, 2009

99 Firemaking - July 29th, 2010

99 Fletching - December 30th, 2010

I haven't been with anyone else in a month+ and don't intend to, so I guess I have a girlfriend now :thumbup:

 

ohhhhhh k...

 

Romanticism aside,

Congrats

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Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

And that's also why you don't grind with girls that you just want to be friends with :mellow:

Yeaaaah I don't think anyone follows that rule. I've been pinned to the wall by a girl who had a crush on me though, while grinding. I still didn't figure it out until like a week after.

 

Well, maybe I should have phrased that as, girls that just want to be friends with you

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And that's also why you don't grind with girls that you just want to be friends with :mellow:

Yeaaaah I don't think anyone follows that rule. I've been pinned to the wall by a girl who had a crush on me though, while grinding. I still didn't figure it out until like a week after.

 

Well, maybe I should have phrased that as, girls that just want to be friends with you

:thumbup:

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Her birthday is tomorrow and I still haven't gotten anything.. Any ideas? I won't see her until wednesday so I have a couple days.

 

I'm terrible at deciding on presents.

Her birthday is tomorrow and I still haven't gotten anything.. Any ideas? I won't see her until wednesday so I have a couple days.

 

I'm terrible at deciding on presents.

If you want it to be a great present, no one can give you advice on it imo. It has to be something meaningful from you - something that pertains to her interests or has to do with something you two have shared. So someone who doesn't know her can't give you an idea like that. Without knowing her, any suggestions will probably be the typical flowers, jewelry, candy, stuffed animal, etc.

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Text her "Happy Birthday" and add a smiley.

 

Oh scarves work as well, [bleep]es love scarves.

Text her "Happy Birthday" and add a smiley.

 

Oh scarves work as well, [bleep]es love scarves.

Did you just say [bleep]es?

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