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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

  • muggiwhplar
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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

Either have a female friend pick one out for you or just change your pic every couple of weeks and see which one gets you the most dates. A good pic is the most important part of Tinder

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She might not have showed up but you did everything right Horatio. Solid work.

 

Tinder profile pictures should include:

 

One of you doing something you like doing

One of you with your friends being happy/funny

One of just you

One of you graduating or driving or doing something that makes you look functional

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PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

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She might not have showed up but you did everything right Horatio. Solid work.

 

Tinder profile pictures should include:

 

One of you doing something you like doing

One of you with your friends being happy/funny

One of just you

One of you graduating or driving or doing something that makes you look functional

Ehh you really only need 1 good pic. More pics = more chances of her seeing a pic she dislikes and losing interest

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I don't like just 1 pic, think 3 is best. 1 seems like u might be fake, more than 3 seems like too much fluff to me

3 is probably ideal, I used to run 4 or 5 but then my success rate wasn't spectacular so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I feel that 3 pictures is the perfect amount. With just 1 picture, they could be like 400 pounds with just a picture of their face or something and you'd never know until you met up in real life. With more picture, you get more data points as to how the person looks or what they do.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

I've used 2 pics for the past several years. My 1st pic shows my face and body and the 2nd is a trashy body only pic

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Well, you've gotta have a perfect body to allow having only such pics. And not everyone has such.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Well, you've gotta have a perfect body to allow having only such pics. And not everyone has such.

I used to only have 1 pic and still did very well :P

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I didn't know the answer to that so I found this for you

 

http://www.pua-zone.com/showthread.php?4324-Living-at-home-w-parents-(early-20s)-and-its-influence-on-the-girls-you-can-attract-amp-quality-of-your-seductions&p=39299&viewfull=1#post39299

 

If you decide to "make it work" while living at home just do some searching around for how other people in your shoes made it work

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Honestly it hasn't been a problem with any actual girls but its just something I feel insecure about

Do you feel that staying home to save money is a poor decision

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I feel like I would have an easier time socially if I moved out but I feel like it would be pretty frivolous to essentially pay an extra $15k for that. Feel almost like I'd be buying a rolex watch to show off at that point.

 

As far as income I make enough to have some spending money and make enough to own and maintain a car. Its money on the side from programming. I can't get decent jobs atm since I have bad availability and coming from $15hr full time jobs where I was making over $2k a month I really don't want to go back into retail at this point.

If a girl asks you why you still live with your parents, tell them what you just told me. Maybe shorten it up a bit though. :) You should have a response memorized and you should be able to say it confidently as if it's no big deal. Practice it in front of the mirror if you have to.

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I just say I live at home to annoy my parents

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

Ring, I'm 23 and still live with my parents. I graduated but I'm debating goingredients back for a new major. I understand the insecurity but you are far from alone. Most people our age will be very understanding of our situation. Mostly because the alternative is eternal debt and sadness. You just gotta find a way to make things work as far as dating from home (which if your relationship with your parents is as awkward as mine I totally get why that's a frustrating objective)

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And at 34 your choose to enable your handicap instead of working to improve your position and world view?

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It strongly concerns me that you refer to real people as Agiles. Also, why bother editing your posts so often?

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Who cares if he changes? Aparently you're in such high demand your parents don't even discourage the suitors

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You're clearly not willing to put yourself out there much but until something changes you're going to be trapped in this situation of yours

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Missed the post where Maria had a kid.

 

Regardless so long as everyone is happy and the kid is still able to trust and hasn't been affected by Maria's experiences and subsequent fallout from those experiences I don't think we should be too worried. I do feel sad for Maria having those experiences which have caused her to take her current world view and feel more comfortable building a relationship through a video game than person on person interaction.

I'm confused. That's your son or your boyfriend?

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I remember I saw an episode of one of those nanny shows where the father just played video games all day. Had his desktop setup in the kitchen and "looked after" the kids from there. The first thing the nanny did when she came over was force the dad to get his ass off the computer and interact with his kids

IIRC maria had another TIF account called Lover Sexio (which is banned i think), who was notorious for trolling the 200m all thread. You guys are getting trolled again :P

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