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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Yeah, we do say flatmates.

 

And probably it is a cultural thing here then, as according to my flatmate most girls open up around here when they are 22+. And start getting more conservative close to thirties, if ever.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Can someone explain this profile to me:

 

 

Ashley, 22

Christian, worship leader, Disneyland pass holder.

 

 

Not sure if tinder is the right demographic for you lol

 

Treat her like any other girl. I take everything on a young woman's profile (even if they seem to be super religious) with a grain of salt.

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She sounds like the kind of girl that watches YouTube videos about how to have sex

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

There are youtube videos about how to have sex?

 

Damn, they do have everything there then.

 

I heard from a girl I knew like 5-6 years ago when we were like 16, that she learned to kiss from a YT video.

I got my first ever kiss from that girl.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

 

 

 

(Insert attractive girl's pic here)

 

Marina 24

Blank info. (is a bot)

 

 

My tinder experience

 

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

She sounds like the kind of girl that watches YouTube videos about how to have sex

 

 

*Insert 'grapefruiting' video here*

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

Tinder profile so far in order

 

1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie

2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie

3.) Front-on here is my face selfie

4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic

5.) New York Central park pic

 

Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now

 

so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height?

"I have over 4000 posts on a runescape forum"

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

That's how I got my girlfriend.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Tinder profile so far in order

 

1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie

2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie

3.) Front-on here is my face selfie

4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic

5.) New York Central park pic

 

Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now

 

so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height?

Don't put height and weight. Interests help if they aren't totally vapid. Ideally you would want to use the bio as a way to allow interested females to begin talking to you OR to reaffirm if they think you are worthy of matching. You'd find that most are put off when they like your initial photo but will swipe left after seeing you don't even have a Bio without even looking at the other pictures.

 

I found moderate success with describing myself as a "Deluxe Australian". I tried "Half-Centaur" for a bit but when I asked girls what they thought it meant they said "I thought it was implying you had a huge [rooster]". Rather than it being a joke ;-;

 

Stuff like "Terms and Conditions Apply" or like the beginning of a bad joke, "Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees?" are some ways to getting someone to message you first as their interest will be piqued.

 

If you write something witty or something that will make someone laugh you will be more likely to get a match, be creative.

Luck be a Lady

Height/weight will attract a bad crowd but can't speak for the attractiveness based on their personality

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Tinder profile so far in order

 

1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie

2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie

3.) Front-on here is my face selfie

4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic

5.) New York Central park pic

 

Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now

 

so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height?

Leave your profile blank and delete pics 3-5.

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I agree, 3&5 seem superfluous

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

What do you guys say to discern between girls that are dtf on the first date and girls that aren't?

You'll know by the way they look at you, trust me

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Unfortunately I never did figure that one out. But if they bring up any sexual topics first, they're definitely dtf

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I mean on tinder homie

Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)

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I mean on tinder homie

Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)

 

I say "hey", you say "come over"

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

 

 

I mean on tinder homie

Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)
I say "hey", you say "come over"
"Come over" ... "Wait I mean hey" ... "Wait, you're supposed to say hey" ... "Well this is awkward" ... "Screw it, wanna come over?" ... "Hey want to see me naked? Come on over to hidden.url and check me out for free." ... "God dam Tinder"

 

 

I mean on tinder homie

Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)
I say "hey"

Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!

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If I got a dollar for every bot that told me to buy her roses on tinder...

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Luckily I've only ever seen 3 bots on Tinder. 2 in Norway and 1 here.

 

I totally erased Tinder after it started randomly locating me somewhere in Moldova -_-

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Switched my pictures, getting more matches but the response rate has been worse

Luckily I've only ever seen 3 bots on Tinder. 2 in Norway and 1 here.

 

I totally erased Tinder after it started randomly locating me somewhere in Moldova -_-

 

Are moldovan girls hot?

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