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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

  • muggiwhplar
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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

1/100 or something right?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Ever get a date off that?

 

Not with the frowny face typo lol. That's always been my Tinder opener though and I've never had any issues with it. Probably 1 date per 10 matches.

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I decided to try Muggi's "You look like trouble" line on about 20 or so matches. Got blanked by all of them. Conclusion: British girls != Trouble. 

 

I get a much better reception to "Hey [name]! What's good (:"

 

The "(:" shows that I am a fun and quirky individual that isn't afraid to do new and exciting things like going to a bar/coffee shop and complimenting you on generic things like your eyes.

 

On another note, I need some new pictures for my bio, I don't have a car or cute animal at my disposal so I cannot pose that way. Maybe I'll get my flatmate to take a photo of me 'cooking'. I think a picture of me preparing sushi would definitely roil the loins of the masses.

Luck be a Lady

They call the "(:" smiley the "white boy smiley"

Well it's a bloody good thing I am a white boy :P

Luck be a Lady

Yeah the (: is bullshit it's all about the :) now

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I'm more of a :v fan myself.

Popoto.~<3

Is :v just a sideways mouth or is there something else to it?

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

I'll give you the sideways mouth ;)

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Guys it's 2016. Smilies are a thing of the past, you've got to use emojis now.

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Guys it's 2016. Smilies are a thing of the past, you've got to use emojis now.

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Emojis are literally cancer.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

Emojis are literally cancer.

"literally"

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

Emojis are literally cancer.

yeah dude pictures of things that you can send people are THE WORST

 

 

Emojis are literally cancer.

yeah dude pictures of things that you can send people are THE WORST

 

I don't have a font that can display emojis, so I just see the "missing unicode character" symbol (a rectangle with a hex number inside). 1F602 is the best!

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I like how angry half you guys are over emojis, and how defensive the other half are :lol:

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im tryna post emojis from my phone and it wont work, [bleep] this anti-emoji website

 

Some work for me some don't. Oddly I can't paste text at all on mobile on my new phone (here on TIF and only here)

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Formal Request for emoji's to not be used on this thread.

Luck be a Lady

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