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Figure out what you want and ask her if she also wants that

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Wow, I could not remember jack shit about last night.

 

But I am too lazy to elaborate now aswell.

 

And whipping your dick out is always the best option.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Texted that girl asking for a second date yesterday. No response. I shrugged and moved on.

 

Every morning I have a math class with her and I skipped class this morning because I overslept. She sent me a text asking why I skipped class, and I just replied, "I overslept and ate cereal instead." She then laughed and said I didn't miss much. Not sure what's going on here but I feel like she's leading me on.

Pitch a meet with a place and time. If she:

-Doesn't respond

-Says "I'll let you know"

-Says "Let me check my schedule"

-Changes the subject

-Offers you a vague time when she's free (e.g. "Next week")

-Gives you any excuse not to meet up

 

...then she's wasting your time. If she is interested, she will either accept your offer, or she'll say she's busy BUT she'll give you a specific time when she's free (e.g. Thursday night at 8pm)

 

As a reminder, if you'd made a move, she'd be probably be fantasizing about your dick right now instead of the douchebag she met the other night who made a move :P

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Texted that girl asking for a second date yesterday. No response. I shrugged and moved on.

 

Every morning I have a math class with her and I skipped class this morning because I overslept. She sent me a text asking why I skipped class, and I just replied, "I overslept and ate cereal instead." She then laughed and said I didn't miss much. Not sure what's going on here but I feel like she's leading me on.

Pitch a meet with a place and time. If she:

-Doesn't respond

-Says "I'll let you know"

-Says "Let me check my schedule"

-Changes the subject

-Offers you a vague time when she's free (e.g. "Next week")

-Gives you any excuse not to meet up

 

...then she's wasting your time. If she is interested, she will either accept your offer, or she'll say she's busy BUT she'll give you a specific time when she's free (e.g. Thursday night at 8pm)

 

As a reminder, if you'd made a move, she'd be probably be fantasizing about your dick right now instead of the douchebag she met the other night who made a move :P

 

Wouldn't her not responding to my offer for a date yesterday already make me assume she's not interested? So, she either did not get my message (doubtful) or she saw it and didn't want to respond because she's not interested.

 

Then again, she texted me this morning. I don't know man, feels like I'm getting played.

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You probably are. But you have nothing to lose by pitching the meet. You need to get used to going after what you want, even if it makes you (and other people) temporarily uncomfortable.

 

Right now you're uncertain. And that's bad.

As a female, I think all of your advice on women is on point.

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You guys gonna study anatomy together?

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Traffic in the east can be none or 4mph depending on the highway and timeframe

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Also. A girl I went to elementary and middle school with recently added me on fb and we've been messaging a little. I'd really like to nail her, but sadly she goes to school 8 hours away. She seems really interested, and I'm pretty surprised she'd seek me out because we were never close when we were young.

She invited me to visit this weekend. I can't tell what her intentions are.

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That's fishy as hell asking a practically random person to visit you 8 hours away. I'd still do it for the story though. Good or bad there will be a story.

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That's fishy as hell asking a practically random person to visit you 8 hours away. I'd still do it for the story though. Good or bad there will be a story.

Yeah, I'm still trying to decide. We've spoke on the phone a couple times and snapchat snapchatted and stuff so I assume she's real

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If you have the time, just do it why the hell not

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"This one time i drove 8 hours for no [bleep]ing reason"

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Google maps says it's actually "only" 6.5 hours. I'd be leaving at noon when I'm done with class so worst comes to worst I'd be able to drive back on the same day ha. I really don't think she'd stand me up, she has no reason to ha. I've never driven more than a couple hours to get laid though

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Ring speaks truth. Go for it. Why the hell not you weren't doing anything that day anyway

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Buttrock? I'm getting old and don't know what that is

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Naw buttrock is more like bands who took that same vocal style but, mostly unlike the OG grunge bands, did nothing interesting or original musically. Bands like Hinder, Nickelback, Daughtry, etc.

 

 

Couldnt bring myself to sleep with a girl who liked those bands tbh but that's more about the type of person who usually likes those bands than the music itself really.

 

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I used to like butt rock haha. Then I graduated middle school

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