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Men who aren't addicted to porn and video games have a big advantage in the dating scene right now :thumbup:

I thought that was [bleep]ing obvious already lmao.

 

 

The AMA heavily implied that it's a tragedy how most guys would rather play video games and watch porn than go date. My point was that this is actually a good thing :P I brought it up since I'm sure there's at least a couple of people here that think it's a bad thing.

 

 

I'd be curious to know if this is actually as widespread a problem as people make it out to be.

 

Do you notice a lack of guys in the dating scene?

 

Women frequently complain about a lack of "quality guys" in the dating scene. Then again, men could say the same thing in reverse...

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It might be because they are looking for the *perfect* guy instead of dating a guy that a close match but not *perfect*. Spoilers. No man (or woman) is perfect. Maybe it is just that guys are more willing to date women who aren't the perfect match?

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Around here it really is a problem of not enough "quality" guys.

By year 2-3 there are around 2 chicks for every uni male student.

And well, morons are not welcome by anybody.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Bondage and role play mostly. I look for cos play but I'm almost always disappointed. Maybe like a 50-90 minute endeavor weekly.

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WTF Rpg?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Overhauled my Tinder profile to be a lot more sexual and sleazy. I was using the same pics as from the dating sites but now I'm using the shirtless mirror selfie instead :D We'll see how that works out since I'm aiming for 1st date sex on Tinder.

 

Still doing everything the same as always on the other dating sites and aiming for 2nd date lays on those though.

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I ended up changing my Tinder profile back to my original pics and stuff since I wasn't getting as many matches. Maybe I'll try the experiment again some other time.

 

Anyways, on Saturday night/Sunday morning at 2am a girl matched with me and she messaged me first. Since it was 2am and she started the conversation, I assumed she was DTF :P

 

Her: Hi

Me: Hi. How's your night going

Her: Pretty good, how's yours?

Me: Good. You're cute, want to hang out?

Her: Sure, when?

Me: Now

Her: I don't have any gas, or make up on, or my hair done

Me: Haha it's cool. Let's meet up tomorrow night at 8

Her: Where?

Me: My place

Her: Wrong answer, try again

Me: Haha. There's a cool little coffee shop near ____ called ____ . Let's meet up there.

Her: Ok

Me: Cool. My number's ____

 

The following afternoon I sent her a text to confirm our date and she confirmed.

 

She arrived at the coffee shop early and didn't order anything. She sat down in a spot where touching her would be awkward. I knew that I only had a few minutes to touch her before she files me under the "nice guy who's afraid of being sexual" category, so since we weren't going to order anything I suggested we go for a walk instead. She agreed, I grabbed her hand and took her for a walk for about 30 minutes. I underestimated how humid and hot it would be so I started feeling kind of gross and sweaty D: I live right down the street from the coffee shop, so when she brought up the heat and humidity, I told her that I live nearby and I have air conditioning at my place. She complied :D

 

Brought her over to my place, gave her the "grand tour," and got her a glass of water. She sat down on my sofa in an awkward position where touching her would've been inconvenient so I suggested we watch some Netflix. I turn on Netflix, sit down next to her and put my arm around her and touch her while we watch TV. Somehow we started talking about massages and I told her I'd never gotten a professional massage before. She asked me if I wanted her to give me a massage. Uhh, is the sky blue? I took my shirt off and she massaged me for a bit. Over the next 30 minutes I grabbed a blanket for us and clothes gradually came off and the rest is history :P

 

 

 

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So, in sales, if a client indicates to you that they're interested in your product or service before you actually give them a presentation, then you skip the presentation altogether and go straight for the close. This is because the whole point of the presentation is to spark interest. But if they're already interested, then a presentation isn't necessary and only increases your chances of shooting yourself in the foot by saying something stupid.

 

In this case, I (correctly) assumed that since she initiated contact w/ me at 2am, that she was already interested. Plus it's Tinder so she clearly liked me based on my photos already. That's why I was very "aggressive" and went straight for the close ("You're cute. Want to hang out?"). If I just bantered with her instead, chances are I would've bored her or something and missed my window of opportunity.

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Having too much of a height difference with a girl does make it more complicated in bed.

 

Right now, around 35 cm's or 14 inches, and it is bad.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Try positions other than missionary. Seriously if there is a too great of a height difference to make missionary work, try laying her prone or let her ride you.

 

Also missionary is like the most boring sex position ever, like it's fine for like initiating sex but I just find it awkward and I personally have yet to find a way to make it work for me /rant

 

n.b. Missionary is the only position I have found where height is ever an issue.

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Try positions other than missionary. Seriously if there is a too great of a height difference to make missionary work, try laying her prone or let her ride you.

 

Also missionary is like the most boring sex position ever, like it's fine for like initiating sex but I just find it awkward and I personally have yet to find a way to make it work for me /rant

 

n.b. Missionary is the only position I have found where height is ever and issue.

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It is a problem if I'd like to kiss her aswell...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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You can kiss her in while she rides you in cowgirl (providing she leans forward), you can pick her up and press her against a wall and kiss her if you are so inclined. Kiss her Neck/Ears/shoulders if she is prone. Improvise :P

 

Maybe even nibble an ear~

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And I get more and more certain that being as tall as I am is not anymore a positive, but a fairly major negative.

 

Even though I do know hot chicks who are taller... Some even over 180 cm's, that should be around 6 feet?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Over 200, but I don't know how much exactly, since last time I measured was 3 years ago and then I pushed the measuring thing at doctor's place up. That measuring thing was at exactly 200.

In 'Murican units it is around 6'7 or 6'8.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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"Wrong answer, try again" my ass. Well played Muggiw

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Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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